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should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

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“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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I want this extraness

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nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

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desert sun

Joshua Tree National Park, California

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guillermo del toro’s little brother

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

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war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’

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My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

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this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

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Not sure what we are playing but next turn I am all in.

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“queer” is such a useless term. if i tell someone im bisexual, they know i am attracted to men and women. if a man tells me he is gay, i know he is a man exclusively attracted to other men. if someone tells me they are queer, it tells me nothing about them. it doesnt tell me who they attracted to. it tells me nothing about that person.

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I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager