short-temperedbrit

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Such a beautiful man🥰🥰

❥ Chris Evans + dancing

#chris evans #steve rogers #tom holland #peter parker #avengers #marvel #captain america

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*ahem* ...... yes

I just really want Matt Murdock to pin me up against the wall of his apartment and fuck me til my legs shake

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Bruh😂😂😂😂.... What the fuck

Tony: hey kiddos, you’re home late, how was the zoo field trip?

Peter: Sorry about that. The zoo wouldn’t let us leave because some stupid idiot tried to sneak a penguin onto the bus.

MJ: Our Chemistry teacher started crying when she told us that we’re permanently banned from the zoo.

Tony: sure they did kid, now what really happened?

Peter: I don’t think you understand Mr. Stark, our school is ACTUALLY banned from an ACTUAL zoo because someone decided to try and steal an ACTUAL real life penguin and take it home.

Mj: I’m surprised you didn’t get a call about this.

Tony: why would I have gotten-

Harley: [Bursts through the door crying] I WAS GONNA CALL HIM WADDLES!

#based off a tumblr post #marvel #avengers #mcu #peter parker #spider man #comics #spiderman #iron man #tony stark #harley keener #ironlad #michelle jones #mj #spideychelle #spiderlad #parkner #parley #iron fam #irondad #spiderson #spider son #iron dad

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Peter: *crying* Tony: *walks in* Tony: *overly concerned* Oh my god, Peter, are you okay? What happened? Peter: Oh, nothing. It’s just an allergic reaction. Tony: *looking around glaring at all the items in the house* To what??  Peter: My life.  Tony: … Tony: *slowly turns back to stare at Peter*

#tony stark #ironman #peter parker #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #protective dad is ready to defend his son

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Tony: There are things that are more important than skills.

Peter: Oh! Love!

Tony: No. Well, yes, but also -

Bucky: Weapons.

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Tony: I’m sure you will, son.

Peter: You called me “son”.

Peter: No take-backs.

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Peter Parker selling photos of Spiderman was basically the original OnlyFans.

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I KNOW

#that 70's show icons #that 70s show #that 70’s show #that ‘70s show #that 70s’ show #that 70’s show meme #70s aesthetic #70s #70’s show #70’s

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*me realizing that 2020 still had 3½ months still left*

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Not gonna lie, I basically had an wordgasm when Steve Harrington said “AhOy LaDiEs”.

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O.o I THOUGHT THIS WAS TOM

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Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart 🌙

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adam: god, dean, you're such a, a--

sam: jerk?

adam: yeah! jerk!

dean: *scoffs* bitch.

sam: hey! i'm the bitch!

adam: uh--

dean: okay. *looks at sam* bitch 1. *looks at adam* bitch 2.

sam and adam: *both do bitchface*

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