I’m not Ashamed Sneak Peak 2
We return to this bullshit movie with a scene of Rat Boy and Apple Nazi. The shorter, angrier one looks at his watch. Rat Boy sneers at nothing, the world, perhaps. They’re adorned in their signature garb, their final outfits.
“It’s past time” he says. Past time for what? The viewers wonder in horror. Past time for church? Have they missed the offering plate? Our Primarily Christian Audience’s skin turns cold. What could the Apple Table Fiend possibly be planning this time? The hair on his arms peeks through his sleeve. A little subtle EL Watch product placement also. I may be wrong, but that’s also pretty high tech for 1999.
“They should have went off already,” Dildo says, continuing to sneer.
A conflicted Eric looks at the school, his masculine, forty-year-old-youth-pastor face twisted in disappointment. It looks like he might cry. Why isn’t everyone dead???? This is unfair! Why!!!! Why is life so cruel to me???
“Plan b,” he mumbles. He has exactly 666 plans, the last one consisting of seducing and banging everyone at the apple table. Conniving, manipulative Eric has thought of everything and every result. He’s a psychopath. That’s why.
Dylan’s expression didn’t change at all. They both stare at the camera, strangely un-1999 cars in the background.
Richard, Rachel’s friend’s ‘character’ in this movie. This movie of lies is based on his one. But he’s an angel. A survivor. We can’t disrespect a survivor.
“So how’d you get through it?” He asks Rachel. With no previous context of their conversation, or what Rachel has ‘been through’ in this movie, I can’t really tell what he’s saying.
“I don’t know” She responds, her cross necklace a-shimmering
“There’s no easy answer”
BROOKS FUCKING BROWN WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS MOTHERUFKCING BITHCHCH TRYIN TO GET SOME MTOHERRCUFCKING PRODUCT PLACEMEMTN IN THIS DEATH SCENE???????? THIS IS SERIOUS SUBJECT MATTER BITCHCCHHH WHY DONT U GO FLIRT WITH 16 YEAR OLD GIRL OR SOMETHING GO HOME
“But i don’t think that God wastes anything, not even the bad stuff”
You mean you learn a lesson from everything? I feel like this is an overused wisdom. But it’s a Christian movie, so I didn’t expect very much. Throw God in there and use it to your advantage however you want. Rachel was much cooler than this, from what I’ve heard. This is plain upsetting.
Uh oh! Here comes the bad guys. I gotta give them props for the height differences though, those are really on point, no sarcasm there.
“This some kind of prank?” he asks. Haha, that’s what I was thinking when I saw the fucking trailer for this movie.
“Go!” There’s a yell
Fuck. In a movie where the insult ‘fartknocker’ is used frequently, this becomes the first PG-13 part. I think they tried very, very hard to keep it PG and just figured they wouldn’t bother around this scene.
In this scene! Right! here… if i can bring up a reference, this should be the immidete next scene
And after an immediete second shot, with nearly no pause
First victim of the most impactful school shooting of basically all time. But no! It doesn’t stop there. Rachel is still alive in the I’m Not Ashamed alternative universe.
I’m refusing to call this girl Rachel to be honest. It feels wrong. I’m Not Ashamed Token Christian Girl turns to her injured friend as the shooters near closer. What the fuck? she wonders.
“Hello Rachel, where’s your God now?”
Okay.
First of all.
WHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay.
What the fuck.
First of all.
No.
NNNnnnoooo
Why are they talking to her.
Why is ERIC talking to her.
Dylan knew her BARELY. I don’t believe Eric even knew her.
She was the first person at the front of the school, and that’s why they shot her. That is why she died when she did, but she’s not dead.
It’s fucking Apple Boy! The same guy that threatened to send all of Columbine High School to space.
“What would Jesus do?” Rat boy taunts. Okay. What. Stop. Stop please. Okay why does he look like that. I’m really tempted to smack a flower crown on that bitch and make it my new profile pic.
Apple Nazi takes Rat Boy’s TEC-9. Why’s this? NNo fucking clue, again. Riddle me this: If you were a school shooter, why would you spend so much time on one person, especially one that has done nothing to you? You’d want a body count, not one person dead. This is ridiculous, false and unrealistic and I’m actually getting outraged at the movie itself instead of focusing on reviewing it.
He grabs her hair like a True Atheist and leans down to face her.
“Do you still believe in God?”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is that supposed to be a threat.
If this is what the rest of the movie has led up to, yes, I am ashamed.
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“You know i do”
Okay, didn’t your entire movie propaganda revolve around her simply saying “Yes”? I also think it’s funny that there’s a book called ‘She said Yes’ about a victim of Eric! But, it’s not Rachel! It’s Cassie Bernall! We have two exact same stories about two different people.
Why is he so mad. W. H. Y. He looks like, again, a 40 year old youth pastor who someone just said his raps weren’t super sick, bro. What’s with his beard, also. This guy is generally buff. Generally good looking. Why does Eric Fucking Harris look like this?
Look at him! He’s a nerd! No offense, I mean, I’m considered a ‘Columbiner’, so I don’t mean anything super sincerely against this chicken-legged son of a bitch. But.
“Then go be with him.”
The scene goes black.
……Okay? Sure? Nice? Thanks? This is such a cliche bad guy quote. “Prepare to meet ya maker!” Seriously. Okay. I’m mostly just outraged and offended at the entire existence of this movie but alright. Okay. Bye. Be safe y’all. I’m quitting forever. Bye. Don’t do drugs. Please.
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just wondering WHY does tumblr hate schizophrenic people so much. why do you all always preach about “scary illnesses” but you can’t support us in our worst.
not all of us have “silly” delusions. not all of us have the delusion that we’re a character, or that the little cloud in the sky is a sign, or shit like that. not all of us have delusions that tumblr considers normal.
most of us have really scary delusions. being it that we’re another person or that we are another age or that we are gods. some of us believe things most people know it’s not true.
so why is it that when a person with these types of delusions gets called out, when you guys so preach about respecting and protecting people with scary illnesses? if you’re gonna support us, support all of us; not just those you consider “redeemable”
please reblog this even if you don’t have psychosis. i really need to spread this around honestly
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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
Snopes confirms.
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You, a metrosexual 20-something male with a beard, "smash racism" tshirt, skinny jeans, converse trainers, glasses, degree in "studies", black-and-white shemagh scarf, drinking a starbucks skinny chai latte: violence is never justified bro
Me, drunk, making pipe bombs in my basement: what
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