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shotoshaftsucker · 1 year
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Me: [having a migraine headache] *lies in darkness and silence for it to go away*
Brain: do do do do do-
Brain: you may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of frogs
Me: can you please not-
Brain: nah bitch
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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it is so gay for men to sword fight. smacking those blades together. breathing all heavy and shit. come on
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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Todoroki: you know Bakugou, if we had kids, they’d be very beautiful
Bakugou: we can’t have kids fuckwit we’re both guys so it’s literally impossible
Todoroki:
Bakugou:
Todoroki: so you’re saying if it wasn’t you’d have kids with me
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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So you're telling me these two are not fruity?
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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I was just wondering how humanity survived thousands of years without memes as the coping mechanism for the crippling depression that's growing bigger and bigger inside us and forces us into-
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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Three Musketeers
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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They’re textmates now!!
Keep reading
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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The amount of sheer rage I felt after tapping on the source
Studies show that 100% of homosexuals are gay.
Reblog to spread awareness.
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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Head empty just
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Them
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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When belly full
Sleep so good
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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When I signed up for being gay I didn't have premium membership for high IQ.
Please explain everything to me.
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shotoshaftsucker · 3 years
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When a gamer becomes a dad
you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft? lol, wow.
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shotoshaftsucker · 4 years
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Shoto [flipping his hair] : I'm too pretty to frown at Bakugou's nonsense and get wrinkles.
Katsuki: [screaming gibberish words]
Shoto: it's okay take your time.
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shotoshaftsucker · 4 years
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Hi! This is the anon who sent the ask about the questionable username, just here to return the huggo! Thanks for the reply (if I like the post you’d totally know who I am though HA because... weird username... anyway-) and I really appreciate how nice you were when responding. Have a great day!
Hey SORRY I ANSWER LATE LOL
And idk how weird your username can be bc I've seen many I don't notice anymore lol. Just come and talk to me I'll be happy to have a new unique friend c:
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shotoshaftsucker · 4 years
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I think we can all agree that Momo and Jirou looked stunning and hot in this art
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