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Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?

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Yang: So we’re all finished here then? Clear of Grimm?

Weiss, out of breath and resting: Yeah, Jaune finished it off with his huge sword.

Yang: Maybe catch your breath first before you refer to Jaune’s huge sword.

#rwby incorrect quotes #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #freezerbros #jaune arc #freezerburn

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Yang: Di- did you just use a fake ID?

Blake: Oh, it’s not fake, it’s a real forgery.

#rwby incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby

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Yang: Check out my new hover-bike that I found

Ruby: Even I think it’s nerdy and I’m fluent in elvish

Yang: It’s not nerdy, Oscar back me up

Oscar: I hope you mean into the garage, because everyone we know might see

Blake: Hunny, we have finally found something less cool than your pants that zip off into shorts-

Yang: My shants…

Yang: Which you have been GUNNING for since DAY ONE!

#ref: modern family #rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #ruby rose #oscar pine #rwby incorrect quotes

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Hunter: I’m morally gay- I mean grey. GREY. I SAID GREY.

#the owl house #hunter the owl house #golden guard #the owl house hunter

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Yang: We deserved a good vacation.

Blake: Yang, baby, we’re lost. And not in a good way-

Weiss: WE’RE LOST. IN SPACE. THIS ISN’T IN A FUCKING VACATION.

Ruby: [breaking down]

Yang: This is what I’m talking about, we need a good vacation.

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #incorrect rwby quotes #bumbleby #whiterose

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Velvet: Hi, I’m Velvet. She/Her

Yang: Hi, I’m Yang…Xiao Long

Blake: No, babe, those are her pronouns not her surname

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #velvet scarlatina

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Raven: You were a good friend to my daughter, Weiss, I’ll never forget you.

Weiss: Awww that’s so sw-

Raven: Because I’m gonna kidnap you.

Weiss: eet- WHAT?!

#rwby #weiss schnee #raven branwen #rwby incorrect quotes #inspired by gravity falls

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Yang: I think I have a unique food palette.

Blake: Unique isn’t the word for it, you like dry, burnt toast.

Blake: The only à la carte you are is à la carton of milk.

#rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby incorrect quotes

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Yang: Hey, we’re watching Citizen Kane, wanna join?

Ruby: No, it reminds me too much of yours and Blake’s wedding ceremony.

Yang: How?

Ruby: It’s painful to watch.

#rwby #bumbleby #yang xiao long #ruby rose #rwby incorrect quotes #blake belladonna

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Raven: What would you do if you won ten-thousand dollars?

Yang: Well, I’d give you, like, a thousand-

Raven: One thousand dollars for the gift of life?!

Yang: It’s hypothetic

Raven: It is pathetic

#rwby #raven branwen #yang xiao long #rwby incorrect quotes

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Yang: Why don’t you just have a sandwich?

Blake: Yang, baby, love of my life, do you think this body attracted you, two other people and a psycho ex from eating sandwiches?

Yang: It’s 9am, I’m not processing a word that you’re saying right now

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #rwby incorrect quotes

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Emerald: So, Blake and Yang are dating?

Weiss: No.

Emerald: But they’re in love with each other?

Weiss: Yes

Emerald: Okay, that’s getting fixed immediately because I don’t have the patience for this.

#rwby #bumbleby #emerald sustrai #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna

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Blake: How much did your new watch set you back?

Yang: An hour-

Weiss, cackling: AN HOUR!

#rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #weiss schnee

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Sun: How did you ask out Yang?

Blake: I didn’t, I just told her where we were going

Sun: Where do you think we were going?

Blake: To Menagerie, Sun, you know this

#rwby #blake belladonna #sun wukong #bumbleby #I got the idea watching b99

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Ruby: It’s a nice feeling

Blake: What is?

Ruby: Knowing your sister-in-law looks up to you

Blake: Awww-

Blake: Wait, sister-in-law

#rwby #blake belladonna #ruby rose #bumbleby