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shranstan · 3 days
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experimenting w making little trek dolls for the STLV craft swap :))
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shranstan · 3 days
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MY PUTER IS BACK EVERYBODYYYYYY 2 weeks of suffering (watching asian dramas and game shows on my ancient tablet) are done!!!!
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shranstan · 18 days
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An antique 1870s Cashmere Shawl that’s also a map of Kashmir.
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shranstan · 18 days
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gently shakes these sketches out onto tumblr at 2 AM like a ramen flavor packet
1) Agent Enabran Tain and a mistake! The mistake’s name is Elim. Look at him! So cheerful, so full of crushable innocence.
2) Director Tain, some years later, doing paperwork. Being at the pinnacle of his career is nice and all, but sometimes being stuck behind a desk can be so dull compared to the excitement and variety of fieldwork. He hasn’t gotten to stab anyone in ages.
since PADDs are supposed to be fun futuristic advanced tablet computer things, it cracks me up whenever Trek shows a desk just littered with them. How much data can one of those things hold? Is it like one thing each, like Hit Clips? Amazing.
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shranstan · 18 days
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shranstan · 18 days
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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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shranstan · 19 days
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SNW never should have updated the uniforms to that degree…. Wouldnt it have been fun to keep everyone in frumpy sweaters and work around it??…. Fabric patch starfleet insignia… turtlenecks…retcon them into being super futuristic environmentally adaptable space wool or something if you have to. I am a huge believer in the good qualities of intentionally strange costume design. “Ooh it doesnt look functional!!” You say. Need i remind you we are talking about star trek. “Ooh it doesnt look GOOD!” Need i remind you we are talking about star trek.
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shranstan · 19 days
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I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing
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shranstan · 19 days
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based on that one portlandia bit [ids in alt]
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shranstan · 19 days
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Birbs💥💨
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Brd
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shranstan · 19 days
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hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i'm asking i don't actually care they found a new snake it's a New Snake we didn't know about this snake before!!!!
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shranstan · 19 days
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Hard at work at the yaoi factory
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shranstan · 19 days
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is that a book of poetry in your pocket or is your penis just poignant and insightful and beautiful
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shranstan · 20 days
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
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shranstan · 23 days
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fucking SICK of dating apps i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we are forced to share a bed together at the local inn because all the rooms are full and we end up taking quite a shine to each other and decide to seek out employment on a whaling vessel together, unwittingly dooming both of us to a tragic fate)
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shranstan · 23 days
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Moby-Dick television adaptation alà What We Do in the Shadows where for entirely unexplained reasons there is a camera crew following around Ishmael and the running gag is that during the cutaway interviews they constantly have to interrupt him or he’ll just keep talking about whales
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shranstan · 23 days
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I try but can't remember who wrote the essay that keyed me into the idea, but I'm constantly plagued by the idea of moby dick as a story whose narrator wants it to be an epic. the idea that the story is strung together like a necklace of beads, both plot and digression evenly if not uniformly spaced to make you feel how long that voyage took, how long they were on the ship. and it eats me up, the idea that ishmael wants it to be so long but there was so little to write about that he had to interject little essays of his own. essays, rambles, digressions, rants, marvels. he can't make his story as big as he thinks it should be on its own but he'll make it that big. and if he has all this anguish over whales and what price they fetch, he will literally pad out the runtime with it. as filler, as explanation, as venting. this is ishmael's story and his therapy session and you will sit and listen in
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