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some semi-old jingleboo fanart from the santa's workshop au by @shrikeicee !!

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

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This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#i thrive at 68-72

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

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marcille is very protective (and jealous)

#dunmeshi

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happy dungeon meshi thursday

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

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obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest

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Among his circle of scholars, Luca Solebello carries the reputation of being quite an eccentric; his passions align more with the arcane. However, his pursuits of studying magical history are passed off as supernatural nonsense, and Luca spends most of his time shut away in his archives with his nose buried in a book. Otherwise, he'll daydream about the day he earns the respect of his colleagues and leads an excavation into the magically potent fields of Kansas.

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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

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#dunmeshi spoilers #YOPEEE #YIPPEE #HIP HIP HORAY ! #🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #art #insp

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