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purgatory one was such an irl fever dream

No One Made It Out Unscathed.

everyone on every day at the exact second the server opens, weekly or monthly streamers suddenly becoming daily streamers, chill players suddenly calculating out which food gives the best saturation or how to get 0.1% of a point better on missions, Tubbo having actual nightmares, Cellbit's voice that wasn't great at the start taking even more of a beating due to constant screaming, Roier fully losing his shit a week and a half in - leading to a completely player-driven reset of how the xp and enchantment systems were being utilised (Because Everyone Was Fucking Miserable), the point where the gay ninjas had been eliminated but not told what would happen to them so everyone was like really weirdly intensely stressed out for about 14 hours, Tubbo just being too actually psyched out to beat Phil in the 1v1, how REAL the emotions were from the creators when they finally saw their kids again and THEN THE ROOF STARTED TO CAVE IN, loads of creators just taking a full break from the server when the nuke went off with a bunch of them not returning for MONTHS, the creators later being asked if they want to join purgatory two and many being like "lmao, no ❤️" and two characters (very much main characters in terms of lore) straight up canonically dying in the nuke blast

and there was just... a vibe to it. our eggs will die if we lose. if we're not being lied to AND if we're not the cursed team. how do we know who's the cursed team? should we lose on purpose if we're not? we're obviously the cursed team (EVERY TEAM SAID THIS).

and the chatters didn't escape the psychological torture this event organically produced. our children have been missing for months at this point and it almost doesn't matter who wins because everyone is at the end of their tether and absolutely every egg could theoretically die.

Enjoy, Sinners.

#Experiencing purgatory live was insane insane insane like. Two weeks. Of non stop. Things. If you weren't there you wouldn't understan...

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save me!!! save me!!!!!!

#OHHH MY GAWDDDD GRAAAH GRAAAAAAAH THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOO

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doggy mutuals i am doing this with you

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#We were making elaborate aus and scenarios for our dolls as kids and WE STILL DO. at least I DO.

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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)

#Joel mullet... Cub mullet......... G mulllet.......... #So that's why these three are peak gender to me its all stored in the mullet orz #Tango needs a mullet. As a treat. Please. Im in agony. #Ren gives off mullet vibes too WHY NO MULLET BITCH BOY

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#ALWAYS reblog the she sells seashells on the seashore

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#SCREAMSSSSS WOOOOOO THE THE LIL GUYSSSSSS #WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! #💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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omg

#Charlie slimecicle who? I only know cuntlie servecicle #Like damn..... Bro dresses nice ngl #Not only that but singing and dancing with friends to a pop song ooooh i wanna be him in this moment so bad

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#This is somehow worse than being obsessed with ur own oc bcs... YOU CANT THINK UP SCENARIOS OF THEM WITHOUT BEING A LIL WEIRD #Drawing art of ur friends oc is insane too like o(-( can i adopt them can i adopt them can we share custody plese plese ple

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Took this photo today during uni practise... There was a sea of blue flowers and rockeries were like little islands

#Ermmm i dont have a tag for this kind of thing... #shu talks #<- this will do

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whatr if i exploded you right now would you be angry

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"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

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made up of beasts

#OH MY GAWD HE'S A CREATURE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 #Ooooooooooooooh so amazing i love it

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"u look tired" dawg i'm going insane

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biting someone's muzzle is a love language

#shu queues

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there's something so fun about projecting the mundane but intimate parts of yourself on a little guy you like and then telling it to other people and them agreeing with you like They Don't Even Know I'm Just Sharing.. None The Wiser That I Prefer Waffles Over Pancakes As Well......

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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

#Bitch if YOU were their age would YOU want an older person to connect with u via listening to u and discussing ur interests with em? YES. #Just listen to the kid god damn itttttt