shurakaramzin

shurakaramzin

Caitiff Scum

I used to be a shame for my family but I get used to it. VtM fan. English, Spanish, Chinese, Disappointment. I draw.

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The company's tagline is "Follow the World's Creators".

shurakaramzin·5 days agoText

hollowedskin:

shrewreadings:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that a makeup artist with Parkinson’s just launched a cosmetics brand for people with shaky hands (x)

Have a link to the actual site!

https://www.guidebeauty.com

hey neat! there are videos on their site about how to use each product, and they look fantastic.

Also using my cheekbone as a rest/pivot point for my hand is how I do my eyeliner, its much easier.

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caramujotan:

torrieemily’s nossie programmer chubby goth gf…… her name is elvie and she WILL brick your PC for fun (plus two millennial vampires showing their greatest generation vampire uncle the rick roll meme)

bonus by @ulisaypo​: 

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fallenangelvictorious:

disregardcanon:

pencilscratchins:

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

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shurakaramzin·19 days agoText

shining-dawn:

tiktokarchive:

Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?

[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.

This post has killed me.

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shurakaramzin·19 days agoText

queen-isley:

Remember when DC used to let harlivy be a cute couple before they decided they were gonna ignore harlivy’s existence

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shurakaramzin·20 days agoText

sinistercoffin:

bprinny:

funkylittlegoblin:

kisstheshow:

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

The Original Problematic Fave

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shurakaramzin·20 days agoText

puzzle-dragon:

Jasper, a six and a half foot tall gaunt skeletal monster boi with gray skin and black veins and very sharp fangs who growls all the time and lives underground: Hi.

Eva, a freakin’ ethereal flower child witch who wears lacy dresses and a pretty flower crown and probably drinks blood out of a porcelain tea cup or something: Oh no, he’s cute.

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shurakaramzin·22 days agoPhoto

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

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buyakasha:

buckyssteves:

Eddie Brock in Venom 

so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. excuse you, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t be bad movies

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