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GAMZEE: I sMoKe WeEd AnD mY dIcK fAlL oFf

TAVROS: i SMOKE WEED AND MY DICK FALL OFF,

TAVROS: hIT THE DAB AND i START TO COUGH,

TAVROS: bOTH A BLESSING OR A CURSE TO ME,

TAVROS: mARIJUANA BOTTOM SURGERY,

GAMZEE: :o0 ... TaVbRo YoU mOtHeRfUcKiNg LyRiCaL gEnIuS...

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but yeah. "what about the hostages" right? uh-huh.

from Sarahofmagdalene, 11/Mar/2024:

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ur in his dms im wearing goth formal wear slow dancing in his mind palace, we are NOT the same

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Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

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X

Don't look away from us. Don't ignore the Oklahoman queer community. Don't ignore the indigiqueer community. Don't forget Nex Benedict and the future they should have been entitled to.

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Me summoning Arackniss, Molly and Baxter for season 2 of HH.

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*breaks into your house but romantically*

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here's ONE LAST epithet erased related post before i disappear for the next few weeks working on school work and the animatic

and here's a comic script that i was gonna draw out but didnt have the time to do:

RAMSEY

“So when will I ever get to see her again?”

STELLA

“Who the hell are you talking about?”

RAMSEY

“Remember when we first met~?”

STELLA

“Pfft! Julieta?!”

STELLA

“You do realize that she doesn’t exist right?And that she’s just one of my fake identities?”

RAMSEY

(he waves his hand dismissively) “Oh, I ain’t talkin’ about her.”

RAMSEY

“I’m talkin’ about the one I met in the beauty salon. Six months after ‘Julieta’ got chased out of Longshot.”

RAMSEY

“Dark indigo hair with weird moon-shaped tufts, big dorky glasses. She sometimes worked at the reception.”

RAMSEY

“I only ever saw her twice.”

STELLA

“Twice? When was the other time?”

RAMSEY

“When she briefly showed herself to me before she drove off with all my winnings.”

STELLA

“Hahaha! She sounds like a problem. Why do you want to see her again if all she did was cause you nothing but trouble?”

RAMSEY

(his fingers lightly brush against hers) “Call me delusional but,"

RAMSEY

(he gently lifted her hand and kissed her knuckles) "I think she might just be the real deal."

STELLA

(she looked at him like he was dangling a diamond in front of her) "..."

STELLA

(Stella gingerly pulled her hand away) "She'll come out of her shell."

STELLA

"Eventually."

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STRAWHATS FAMILY AU

The Lore Drop:

Alright,in this alternative universe the whole gang is a family. Robin and Franky are married and they are the parents. Brook is Franky’s adoptive father. Jinbei is Robin’s biological father. Brook is African (Nigerian (Bantoid))American and he was never married. Franky is caucasian, his roots comes from Turkiye. Jinbei is Indian, he married Olvia, she is Brazilian. So Robin is half Indian half Brazilian.

Only Luffy and Chopper are Frobin’s biological children.

When Robin and Franky got married, they had realised that they are rich enough to set on a quest to help the children of need so they went to see the world. HEAR ME OUT it makes sense because um Jinbei is a very respected doctor and Brook is a renowned musician; Franky own a ship/boat/cruise fix company and Robin is a doctor in the archeology field 😁 they are rich rich

First, Luffy was born. And their first destination was Japan. That is where they adopted Zoro. He was in Juvenile. They sorted out things and adopted this child to save him. Cause he was innocent. Luffy was 6 and Zoro was 10 when this happened. (I know the punishment age range is after 14 in Japan but the crime they were accusing him of was so severe or something that they had to, like you should know I’m just making shit up leave me alone)

After a few months they go to Finland. That is where they adopt Nami. A Swedish girl who was in the hands of a gun mafia that killed her sister and mother. She was 9. So they fight fight and get her.

The new year comes, and they decide to go to Mozambique. That is where they meet Usopp! When Franky and Zoro was walking through streets with full of shops and all, they run into Usopp (same age as Luffy) who was selling things he built. Usopp’s father Yasopp left their home when he was born, and her mother dies of sickness. The social workers does not give shşt about the poor. Franky sees this spark in him. He and Zoro buys things from him. And at the end of the day Franky asks if he wants a family they can be one to him. Usopp refuses because of his sick friend Kaya. Saying that he cannot leave her. Later in the week, yk the drill they show everyone that Kuro is bad person blah blah, they both save Kaya and Usopp. Usopp accepts to be part of their family.

They make BIG AHH turn and go to France. They drop at some seaside town. Such a nice touristic place. But so many shop owners with rent complaints. The mayor of this town goes againts its country’s law and increases the rents per SECOND. They dig down this mystery by accident and find out that the mayor is a evil motherfrucker scientist. He also has a son , Sanji (10 yo), whose very much so sweet. They want to fight the scientist but the country is actually supporting him. Since his products and the stuff he does supports the economy or something. So they technically kidnap Sanji. But Sanji needs it. With Franky’s relations they get him a fake id and all that. But they promise that ona day they will have enough power to defeat him. Sanji is happy.

The next destination is Canada. That is exactly where Franky and Robin decides to make another child 😁

After that they go to Egypt. They come across an organisation that Robin did her internship, the one that ran by Sir Crocodile. They find a lost child named Vivi. Vivi is an 8 year old who is getting used by Crocodile. They save her, save the country, yay! Allthough Vivi was a part of their family for a quite time after they learned that Vivi was a princess, they help her to meet her father. The Strawhats leave Egypt and promise eachother that they will meet again.

After 9 months Chopper is born. And the family is complete for now. But they are still in a quest to help children. Or to collect them lol. After a while the grandpas also join their quest. And yeah thats it. I would binge read it if someone makes a fanfic about it.

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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

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Tavros: gIRLS LOVE ME FOR MY EASY TO MANIPULATE MIND

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

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GAMZEE: ExPeRiEnCiNg HaLlUcInAtIoNs AiN't NoWhErE nEaR aS iNtErEsTiNg Or InTrIgUiNg As HoRrOr MeDiA hYpEs It Up To Be BtW. It'S mOsTlY jUsT aNnOyInG aS aLl MoThErFuCk.

GAMZEE: LiKe Ok SoUlLeSs PuPpEt I sEe OuT oF tHe CoRnEr Of My ViSiOn YoU gOt Me ThE fIrSt TiMe BuT tHiS sHiT's GeTtInG oLd. PaCk It Up......

SOLLUX: "ohh you have halluciinatiion2 that mu2t be 2o 2cary :0" actwoally the 2cariie2t part about haviing halluciinatiion2 ii2nt The Horror2 iit2 the 2twopiid 2hiit. iit2 the thiinkiing that your palmhu2k ii2 alway2 riingiing or viibratiing THAT2 the freakiie2t.

SOLLUX: iin realiity the lame2t part2 about iit are the Hat Man 2hiit becau2e after a whiile iit doe2nt feel liike anythiing 2cary. iit2 ju2t liike on the 2ame level of annoyance a2 eriidan whiiniing over hii2 quadrant2

GAMZEE: LoVe ThAt We CaN bOiL iT dOwN tO "i CaN't StAnD tHe ToOtH mAn" LiKe We'Re TaLkInG aBoUt A rEaLlY aNnOyInG sTuPiD cOwOrKeR bEsIdE tHe WaTeR cOoLeR aLl Up AnD nOdDiNg In AgReEmEnT.

GAMZEE: LiKe YeAh FuCk ThE tOoTh MaN. wHy DoEsN't He GeT a MoThErFuCkIn' JoB??

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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

FREE CONGO 🇨🇩

FREE SUDAN 🇸🇩

FREE PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷

FREE HONDURAS 🇭🇳

FREE HAWAII ❤️🤍💙

GIVE AMERICA BACK!!!

GIVE PALESTINE BACK!!!

I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN!!! IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW, SPEAK UP!!! SAY SOMETHING!!!!

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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever