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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

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Making a desperate, slutty boy say "I'm your dog" over and over again while hopelessly humping a pillow and whimpering. You agree, reblog.

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Craig from Dream Daddy cosplay by MukiMukiCosplay

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#I hope they feel like Italian today

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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

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“It's taboo to admit that you're lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven't left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you're not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn't transition well to adult life, that you'd fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it's happening.”

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You promise that you'll stay But that's a promise you can't make Someone dies or someone gets hurt But if one of us dies — nessa barrett

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reblog if you been ready

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You are a villain who kidnapped the smart guy on your nemesis team, they tell you that nobody will come for them and that the hero doesn’t care. You didn’t believe them at first but it been a month and nobody shows up and after once again hearing them cry at night you had enough.

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Being Peter Parker’s Husband HC’s?

Peter Parker's Husband Headcanons

〔Peter Parker x Male! Reader〕

⚠︎warning: NFSW themes⚠︎

☆ Neither of you would ever forget the look on Peter's face when you asked him to marry you.

☆ Peter was madly in love with you and even at the wedding all he could think was, he's so hot. He looks so good. I get to marry him? Can they hurry up?

☆ Peter was a bit self-conscious, worried that he wasn't good enough to be your husband, but after the wedding night he promised that he would never let you go.

☆ A few weeks into the marriage, Peter was shocked by how domestic you were.

☆ Always waking him up by lying on top of him, in between his legs, covering his face in sweet kisses.

☆ It usually led to a blushy Peter pulling the blanket over his head after a heated makeout session.

☆ And Peter wouldn't have it any other way.

☆ Peter didn't think he could fall in love with you anymore than he already was until one day he had run out of web and was too tired to walk home when you suddenly drove up.

☆ "Hey bud, wanna get some burgers?"

☆ Peter was your biggest fan.

☆ "Did you see Y/n?"

☆ "Y/n looks really good today."

☆ "Y/n made that."

☆ "Y/n is the best husband ever."

☆ "Did I mention that Y/n is my husband?"

☆ Sometimes Peter would complain about your endless flirting that would leave him hot and desperate but if you even looked at anyone else he'd plead for you to flirt with him again.

☆ And only him.

☆ Peter would get shy when you initiated smexy time but when you wouldn't, he'd be splayed on the bed, begging for you to come and fuck him.

☆ Peter rarely made you mad and arguments were scarce, but when there was one, he'd be the first to say sorry over and over, crying hard, longing to kiss you again.

☆ You often got scared about him being Spiderman and sometimes you'd get mad about how reckless he could be, but he would always be willing to apologize and try to make you understand.

☆ And if you didn't, he would just accept it and sit quietly until you'd apologize and tell him everything was okay along with a few passionate kisses.

☆ The first time you wanted to try something new, whether it was bondage, overstimulation, edging, or vibrators, he got really surprised and red, but for you, he'd do anything.

☆ And you made everything feel good.

☆ Sometimes when he'd be having a bad day, you'd remind him how lucky he was.

☆ He'd be sitting at the front window of the cafe, holding the coffee cup in his freezing hands, when you'd suddenly be standing in front of the window, smiling your silly, handsome grin that made him go wild.

☆ It was cold outside so you blew on the window before drawing a little heart in the condensation.

☆ Peter was smiling widely, fighting the urge to run outside and jump into your arms, legs wrapped around you, kissing you hard.

☆ Peter was often shy when you'd randomly hold his hand in public, but at the same time, it felt so nice to be able to show off that you, his perfect husband, was his.

☆ Peter loved you sooooo much.

☆ Whenever he didn't feel like getting up in the morning, all he had to do was remember that it was another day to be with you and he'd be jumping out of bed to go and get a hug and kiss from his husband.

Conclusion: You two are adorable.