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“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist 

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*checks the age gap between me and my favorite actors*

also me:

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Incorrect Quotes

*The Avengers playing a team sport*

Kate: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Nat?

Wanda: Have you ever played a game with Nat?

Kate: No…

Yelena: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Nat, chasing Y/N: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Y/N, sobbing: I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE!

*Not my GIF*

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Y/N: I'm allergic to death

#incorect marvel #imagine #x y/n #marvel x you #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel x reader #marvel #incorrect quotes

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[Y/N, meeting Natasha’s parents for the first time]

Y/N: How can I impress your dad?

Natasha: He’s really into cars.

Y/N: Okay.

[later]

Alexei: Nice to meet you!

Y/N: Let's talk about pixar's finest movie.

*Natasha sighs*

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clint: raw jalapeño peppers raw are the best!

nat: you're supposed to cook them

y/n: in all honesty, anything raw is good..... *smirks*

clint: *snickers*

tony: *chokes*

nat: oh my god

sam: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

wanda: *chuckles*

bucky: *slams fork on the table* all i ask, IS ONE DINNER thats ALL i ask

steve: whats so funny? *is acc confused*

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Scott: so are you two dating?

Y/N: No, we’re just partners

Scott: So dating?

Y/N: We work professionally along side each other

Scott: Hope and I are partners, we’re dating.

Y/N: that doesn’t mean anything, Scott

Scott instantly realizing: Got it! I’ll give it a few more weeks

Y/N: Wha-Scott no!

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Y/N: *Drops their coffee*

Y/N: Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

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*checks the age gap between me and my favorite actors*

also me:

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Wanda and Natasha trying to teach Y/n how to introduce herself to women

Nat: Ok, It's simple all you have to do is keep it together. Try it with Wanda

Wanda, charming as always : Hey, I'm Wanda

Y/n, flustered as always: Mommy sorry- mommy sorry- Hi mommy- Fuck. Hi Wanda, you're mommy

Nat: The sad thing is, I think this is progress.

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Pansy: You got a haircut.

Y/n: Oh, yeah. Do you like it?

Pansy: Looks okay-- I guess.

[later]

Pansy, sobbing into Draco' shoulder: She looks so good.

Draco: I know.

Pansy: I'm so gay.

Draco: I know…

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I need to stop joining new fandoms and falling in love with new people.

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Doctor: How many sexual partners have you had?

Me, who reads smut fun fictions about different characters on daily basis…

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Natasha: how petty are you?

Y/n: I once edited a wikipedia page to win an argument i was wrong about

#imagine #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #incorrect quotes #marvel x reader #the avengers #natasha romanov #black widow #natasha romanoff

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