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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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yeah baby i love BDSM

b - being

d - delivered

s - several

m - money

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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

#i read Full Body Margarita and had to take a minute

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use more olive oil

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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HEY !!! you can play the demo for another crab's treasure RIGHT NOW for steam nextfest. it is a soulslike but you are a crab. it is made by AGGRO CRAB the devs behind going under!! they are a fantastic studio and their games are filled with so much charm and REALLY fun and i cannot recommend them enough . 🦀🦀🦀🦀

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#me

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Articulation

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023