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Nadja of Antipaxos WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.08
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Galladrabbles: trapeze
This week's @galladrabbles is based on the prompt "trapeze" from @crossmydna. Trying a different format this week—I hope it doesn't break the rules! 📲
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Ian: So…I found this new position I think we should try. Mickey: they paying u 2 watch porn now? Ian: [trapezexxx.mp4] Ian: Did you watch? Mickey: the fuck kinda acrobatic shit is this? Ian: It’s called The Trapeze. Pretty hot right? Mickey: didnt realize ur into busty blondes. smth u wanna tell me? Ian: 🙄 Mickey: u got a circus kink i dont know abt? Ian: 🙄 Forget I even mentioned it. Mickey: lol calm ur tits bozo. just bustin ur balls Ian: What do you think then? Really? Mickey: think u better cut out early Mickey: and bring the lube
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Airplane! (1980)
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Come on, let me change your ticket home.
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PARKS AND RECREATION 2.07 Greg Pikitis
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Don't abandon me.
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Hi, it’s Fiona. Fiona Gallagher Remember me? We used to date? I mean, we still do? … I left you a message this morning, you should probably just delete that. … You know that thing I said about not coming home? I didn’t mean it. I mean, I did mean it, just for that night though. Not forever, silly. 
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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too
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double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image
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Good. Neither were we.
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What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.
“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.
“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.
“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.
In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.
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