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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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People who are functionally tech illiterate say so many wildly incorrect things about software with such a high degree of confidence

#im dunking on tumblr specifically atm but to be fair #but tbf people are like this everywhere lmao #talking tag

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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#'was the grink there?'

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#con o'neill

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Before you speak, SHIT:

STUPID: Is what you are saying stupid?

HAUGHTY: Are your words arrogant and disdainful?

INCONSIDERATE: Are others insulted or inconvenienced by what you are saying?

TERRIBLE: Is what you want to say truly heinous?

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#me core

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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

#comrade in shenanigans! #also i am fascinated by this poll having a big sibling answer but not a little sibling answer #feels like those should go together

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