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Numb3rs, Assassin (2005).

#numb3rs #intricate rituals

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#numb3rs #as a Geek of Humanities I am continually tripped up by the fact that Charlie is canonically bad at spelling and vocab

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I'm so glad someone did this because I have had that earworm constantly since getting into this show

Okay this isn’t mine, but it’s been one of my favorite things from this fandom since I saw it 4 years ago, and I want to make sure everyone’s seen this.

#numb3rs

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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

#this is exactly what it was like to move to idaho #see also: chik-fil-a

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BOGO: 2 homes for sale in Water Mill, New York, (also known as the wealthy area, "The Hamptons"), for $4.59M. Total of 4bds, 2ba. If you only want one, the realtor says that can be arranged, also.

The first home is almost entirely glass. “The underlying principle of both homes is ‘open to light, hidden by trees,” the agent explains.

Personally, I have a fear of glass houses like this, especially at night. You never know who could be watching or even busting thru the glass.

This home is built on a slab with cement flooring and only has a kitchenette as part of the living room.

There is a hallway on either side of the kitchenette. I could never walk down this thing in the middle of the night.

This is the smaller of the 2 homes and has 1 spacious bedroom.

It has a shower and a walk-in closet.

There's a small outdoor area surrounded by tree stumps. I would say that this is more likely to be a short term rental in the summer.

The larger home has a deck and is a bit off the ground, sort of like a treehouse, in one corner.

This home is a bit larger, but it doesn't have the living room that the other home has. This one only has space for a chair and table in the corner of the kitchen.

It has a larger kitchen, though.

Since there's no living room area to speak of, this smaller bedroom is being used as a family room.

The primary bedroom is spacious and has a low built-in shelf with drawers next to a closet.

The bath is a good size with nice tile. Both of these homes are quite small, but the property is 5.8 acres (each house has its own 2.9 acre lot) and was purchased with the idea of building more homes to form a compound.

On the ground floor is a private artist studio, that could be whatever the new owner wants it to be. There is also a main house on the property that the seller is keeping as his own home, so these houses were meant to be part of his vision of a compound.

#I love things like this. so beautiful to look at but are you nuts #wanna live in a glass cabin in the woods #it'll be fine don't worry about it

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This came to me in a fever dream

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Apparently there's going to be a Law & Order: Toronto, and I really desperately need them to make the world's most niche joke and have a detective from Chicago who came to Toronto on the trail of the killers of his father, who stayed - for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture - because In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

This is a post that will make sense to . . . I think actually literally nobody on my feed, but is nonetheless really entertaining. I promise.

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#heee you gotta unmute

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This comes after I googled to check whether there would be pizza delivery in a college town in THE YEAR I WAS BORN. (Yes there was pizza delivery. jfc.) (This did mean that I wound up reading a kinda fun Quora thread about what it was like delivering pizzas in those days, though)

Today in writing the time travel fic: Had to ponder for several seconds to remember what a telephone receiver is called. I'm sitting here like "he was cradling the… head of the phone on his shoulder. the handle of the phone. the top of the phone. oh my god"

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Today in writing the time travel fic: Had to ponder for several seconds to remember what a telephone receiver is called. I'm sitting here like "he was cradling the… head of the phone on his shoulder. the handle of the phone. the top of the phone. oh my god"

#period pieces with technology from your own lifetime

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Okay question for people! Because I feel like there's a huge fucking misunderstanding (this is an understatment but I'll talk more about that if need be)

Edit: by Israel I mean the current goverment and its actions

Edit two: having a state means to have a goverment, in this case it means Jewish peoples right to a goverment lead by fellow Jewish people

#I don't mind the imprecision of 'means supporting Israel' because it reflects the fact that you can never actually have #definitions of terms that will satisfy the DO YOU SUPPORT THE ISRAHELL BABYKILLERS lunatics. they just see irredeemable evil in anything #that you can attach the words sUPPoRT iSRAel to #and their total inability to understand anything about what the word 'zionism' means is a symptom #(p.s. hi math good to see you / sorry to see you here in the trenches) #(holding out hope that a day will come when we only have to use this website for its g-d given purpose of making imaginary scientists kiss)

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it felt nice doing this at the time and then I woke up at 4 AM today with a horrible headache because fucking up my sleep schedule also fucked up my food schedule

I keep deciding I’m gonna go on a hike and then instead falling asleep for the entire afternoon

#or perhaps because of other factors but I feel like it's safe to assume that was part of it

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fuck it. lucienne-centric self-rec post.

squeaking it in just under the deadline, but in the absence of a new fic, please enjoy this selection of Lucienne POV fics on this festive Dreaming Librarian Day. they are pretty much all dreamluce of one flavor or another, because that's how i roll, so if you're one of the two or three people out there who vibe on that ship, please enjoy!

please come back and be (just a little bit) (Daniel!Dream/Lucienne, 32k, M, complete). Lucienne navigates her new (old) (new) relationship with Dream of the Endless, formerly Daniel Hall. everyone learns a few good lessons about the rules we make for ourselves and the breaking thereof, grief and healing, and why Dream tends to be so unlucky in love. also, Matthew is there! he mostly just wants to get the gossip, though.

eutropic (Daniel!Dream/Lucienne, 1.5k, G, complete). Lucienne ponders the romantic potential of sunsets and the value of the grand gesture.

for just to suffer that hurt (background Daniel!Dream/Lucienne, 17k, M, complete). the obligatory Desire-offers-a-second-opinion-on-Dream's-relationships fic that every ship needs. Desire gets both more and less than they bargained for, Lucienne fantasizes on the clock (albeit unwillingly), and Dream is actually having a pretty good day for a change. imagine that!

(all of the above fics are part of the through endless revisions series—they can be read as standalones, and there are other Lucienne-centric fics in the series, but these are the ones that most align with the spirit of the holiday.)

and take thee up thy nurse's fee (pre-Dream/Lucienne, 7.5k, T, complete). because there are never enough rarepair au fics for my liking. Lucienne finds herself in possession of a selkie sans skin. grappling with medical emergencies, language barriers, complex childhood trauma, and a naked guy running around your home all at once is a lot, but at least he's got fucked-up teeth, right?

if you enjoyed any of these fics, please feel free to send questions comments concerns etc—my asks are open and i'd love to know your thoughts!

#sandman #netflix sandman #I still haven't watched the show. I happily endorse anything swan writes sight unseen

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Any other Barmaro fans out there? @stunningstasis @hardcore-flower

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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barba & amaro icons

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#have you seen these men? now you have #svu #otp: team no dads

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Danny Pino as Nick Amaro and Raúl Esparza as Rafael Barba LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (1999 - PRESENT) Season 15, Episode 6: October Surprise

#now! kiss! #now kissssss! #svu #otp: team no dads