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Are you sick and tired of feeling like a spectator in your own life? Tired of watching countless friends pass you by as you toil in the emotional dust? Enough is enough. The time to decide is nigh.

#djo

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Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu (1980) dir. Robert Greenwald

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Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu (1980) dir. Robert Greenwald

#xanadu

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Finding a new favorite fictional character is like, will you be temporary or will you become a permanent part of my personality for the next 10 years?

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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

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Guys 2014 is in two months

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me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

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can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!