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local elf girl risks damnation for pretty mage 💖
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silentmagi · 9 hours
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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silentmagi · 9 hours
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finally decided to sit down and watch the incredibles again. there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it
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silentmagi · 19 hours
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Would Eda be afraid of the IRS?
From the most recent Owl House Voice Actor panel
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"
And I'm like...
A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?
B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.
C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.
Yall are wilding.
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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(TW: A Little Blood)
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Despite Everything...
Trying out the undertale mirror thing for my Havoc AU after being inspired by @notreallyninjago's version!!
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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I love how we say Peter Jackson‘s Lord of the Rings films are perfect but also have our criticism (Gimli, Legolas, Faramir, Frodo and Sam doing the detour, etc.), which seems like a contradiction, but it isn‘t because the Lord of the Rings films indeed are perfect.
Why? Because we acknowledge that Peter Jackson and the entire cast put heart and soul into this project. You cannot help but feel the respect and awe Jackson has for Tolkien‘s work. We can quip about filming decisions and editing flaws, but at the end of the day we share the same thing: our love for Tolkien‘s world.
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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wtf where'd all these notifications come from--
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YOU
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It was at that moment, the Mighty Nein realised they had dun goofed. I loved painting this piece and finished it a couple of days after the episode aired.
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Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.
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silentmagi · 20 hours
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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
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silentmagi · 21 hours
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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silentmagi · 21 hours
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CLOWN YURI--
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