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My headcanon for today is that Lucien and Elain's first daughter has heterochromia and he cried when she opened her eyes the first time and he saw that she had one eye different from the other just like him🥺
Someone please write about this or make an art because i'm too busy fantasizing about fictional characters
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Even though it’s 2022 and it’s been maybe 8 years (idk when I read it) since I’ve read The Fault in Our Stars. Every once in a while I’ll say “will (insert what ever word here) be our always?” And then pray my friend remembers the reference.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
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THIS IS A TROMBONE
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THIS IS A TUBA
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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
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EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
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come on brain yip yip
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i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars
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Bruce: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Tim: We don’t hate him, we just want to play with him.
Jason: Especially his head.
Bruce: Children, do you think I love the baby more than I love you?
Jason and Tim: Yes
Bruce: do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children must die?
Jason: Isn’t that what happened to me when you got Tim?
Bruce:
Dick: He’s got you there…
Damian: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A BABY!
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Lemon Meringue Penguin
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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