i want to slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag
Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…
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a small piece with viktor because i wanted to say just how much i enjoyed arcane
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People say Patroclus was a soft baby.
Excuse me. You mean that man who went to ONE (1) battle without Achilles, murdered 27 people, including a son of Zeus, could have taken Troy if Apollo didn’t show up, pull a homophobia and YEET HIM OFF THE WALL OF TROY, and was only killed by Hector because Apollo distracted him???
Patroclus was a badass, he just preferred to take care of people and heal the wounded rather than fighting. But give him a reason to fight and he was a damn beast.
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The Gods when they see random mortals fighting:
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i am never going to get over the fact that within four episodes hannibal is already quite literally hooking himself onto will’s lure, trapped in the thrall of his desire for him. although neither of them know it yet, all will has to do is start reeling…
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"Tell me, Will, what bajas your blast?"
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Alana & Margot
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i’m glad hannibal isn’t one of those “i eat people so they’re with me forever” dumb bitches, he’s just like
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were you more hunter or fisherman, abigail?
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watching Hannibal is so fucking funny bc everyone sees will and is like “nice to meet you, I hear you’re fucking insane” and Will’s just like “yeah :/”
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Greasy William
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Will Graham's batshit leaps in deduction are so much more valid and interesting than BBC Sherlock's so called reasoning. Sherlock would go on some pouty big brain tirade about how the killer is clearly the cousin based off the imprint of the dust layer and the way he turns on lamps meaning he has a meth habit and a need to kill or smth whilst our boy Will Graham just stares off into space, starts vibrating and perspiring like a wet excitable dog and then simply announces terrifying shit like "had to cut you open to get a decent sound out of you... anyway the killer is a violin stringer"
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when HANNIBAL LECTER said 'what we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others lives beyond us' that gave me irl therapy..............thank you king idk abt the murder and desecration tho
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