simpingforwomen

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Warner: I’ll be so good to you, Juliette. I promise.

Juliette, reaching for his gun in his jacket:

#shatter me #warner x juliette #juliette ferrars #juliette x warner #shatter me warner #Aaron Warner #shatter me memes #ignite me #believe me #destroy me #book memes

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Warner: my father gave me these scars as birthday presents

Kenji:

#shatter me #Warner #Aaron Warner #Kenji #kenji kishimoto #juliette ferrars #restore me #shatter me memes #shatter me Warner #warner x juliette #Juliette x Warner #book memes #bookblr #bookish #books #book review

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the darkling to baghra: If I find out you put Alina in harm’s way…

#no because he was so protective🤨 #the darkling #darklina #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #shadow and bone tv show #baghra #shadow and bone netflix #Alina starkov #mal oretsev #alina x aleksander #aleksander x alina #aleksander morozova #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows

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“I am a sinner; you are a saint.”

#I am a sinner #you are a saint #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #shadow and bone tv show #Alina starkov #shadow and bone edit #the darkling Edit #the darkling #the black heretic #the black general #darklina #darklina edit #the darkling x alina #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej

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alina: you cannot claim what was not given to you. the stag chose me.

the darkling, confused asf why the collar isn’t working:

#this is exactly how it went down #the darkling #shadow and bone #shadow and bone tv show #shadow and bone trilogy #aleksander morozova #aleksander x Alina #darklina #Alina starkov #the black heretic #the black general #shadow and bone memes #kaz brekker #six of crows #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #mal oretsev

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the darkling to baghra when she tells alina that he’s the black heretic

#this is exactly how it went down #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #aleksander morozova #Baghra #the darkling #the black heretic #the black general #general kirigan #the darkling x Alina #darklina #mal oretsev #Kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #siege and storm #six of crows #ruin and rising

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the darkling, summoning his shadows to kill him: you should have stayed in ketterdam, mr. brekker

kaz, throwing his smoke bomb and dipping:

#the darkling vs kaz brekker was the twist I never knew I needed #kaz brekker supremacy #kaz brekker #the darkling #aleksander morozova #the black heretic #the black general #six of crows #six of crows memes #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #s&b #siege and storm #ruin and rising #Alina starkov #jesper fahey #Ben barnes #inej ghafa

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novokribirsk: *exists*

the darkling:

#shadow and bone #s&b trilogy #r&r #s&s #Alina starkov #aleksander morozova #general kirigan #the black heretic #the black general #Baghra #darklina #the darkling #six of crows #grisha #grishaverse #shadow and bone memes #six of crow memes #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #ruin and rising #siege and storm

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alina: if you expand the fold, millions of people will die-

the darkling:

#Alina starkov #aleksander morozova #the darkling #the black heretic #the black general #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #s&b #siege and storm #ruin and rising #book memes #darklina #six of crows #inej #kanej #kaz brekker #jesper fahey

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general kirigan: instead of taking down the Fold, I’m going to expand and weaponize it, swallowing the city of Novokribirsk, to prove to our enemies that Ravka is not a force to be reckoned with

alina:

#like bae what are you doing #shadow and bone #shadow and bone memes #general kirigan #aleksander morozova #the black heretic #the black general #alina starvok #s&b #siege and storm #ruin and rising #jesper fahey #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej #kanej

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the entire city of novokribirsk ten seconds after they see a giant swirling wall of black coming towards them

#grishaverse #ravka #shadow and bone #the darkling #the black heretic #alina starvok #aleksander morozova #the black general #the fold #inej gjafa #inej ghafa #kaz breaker #jesper #alina x aleksander #aleksander x alina #six of crows

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kaz: we didn’t take her. she fled on her own.

the darkling:

#the darkling #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej gjafa #jesper ejsing #Jesper #six of crows #no mourners no funerals #general Kirigan #Aleksander #Alina x aleksander #aleksander x Alina #darklina #the black heretic #the black general #Beghra #the sun summoner #grishaverse #ravka #alina starvok

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what I assume about you based on your favorite Heathers song

beautiful: you peaked in middle school but suddenly lost all ur friends when u started high school

candy store: you’re probably a gemini tbh

fight for me: u deserve better. ily

freeze your brain: you’re the calm one in ur friend group

big fun: you hate your parents

dead girl walking: you’re sexually repressed

the me inside of me: you’re the loner who gets treated badly

blue: no way ur not a middle school boy

our love is god: best song. also u def think Kurt and Ram deserved to die

my dead gay son: ur only here for the comedy and gay jokes

seventeen: ur obsessed with bad boys falling for good girls… as u should tbh

shine a light: who tf likes this song?? I take it back this is worse than blue

lifeboat: you’re depressed and don’t know how to get help because nobody notices the signs

kindergarten boyfriend: if this is ur fave song I’m going to assume ur suicidal

yo girl: you have a stalker fetish

meant to be yours: yeah you’re unhinged, seek therapy babe xo

dead girl walking (reprise): the only time u feel powerful and in control is when you listen to this song. u definitely dance/act it out in ur room alone too. same lmao

i am damaged: this song is devastatingly sad, so I assume ur a masochist who likes pain

seventeen (reprise): this is literally nobody’s favorite song there’s no way

#this is all satire I promise this wasn’t to be mean #heathers #freeze your brain #heathers musical #heathers the musical #Jason dean #Veronica sawyer #jdronica #heather duke #heather mcnamara #Martha Dunnstock #seventeen #musical theatre #musical memes #bmc #be more chill #hamilton #theatre #theater #musicals #jd

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VERONICA OPEN THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE

VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR

#Veronica can we not fight anymore please can we not fight anymore #Veronica sure you’re scared I’ve been there I can set you free #Veronica don’t make me come in there I’m gonna count to three #heathers #heathers musical #jason Dean #jdronica #Veronica sawyer #Heather duke #chansaw #Heather chandler #Heather mcnamara #dukesaw #musical memes #JD x Veronica

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calling your mom back when you see you have 87 missed calls from her

#death note #true fear tbh #mothers are scary #l lawliet #light yagami #death note memes #mom memes #anime #anime memes #Kira #Kira death note

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finn: I love you

clarke: you literally massacred a tribe with a machine gun, causing irreparable damage between the political relations of Camp Jaha and Trikru

finn:

#the100 #the 100 #the 100 s3 #Finn and clarke #Clarke #flarke #finn the 100 #Bellamy #bellarke #clarke griffin #the 100 memes #the 100 incorrect quotes

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Veronica: fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze

JD: man you are going to LOVE the idea i came up with

#heather chandler #jason dean #musicals #veronica sawyer #heathers #theater #heather #heather duke #heathers memes #jd