Playing With Rocks
Leo playing with rocks:
Rock #1 (With a high-pitched voice): OMG, it's Leo!! He's so hot!!
Rock #2 (With a higher-pitched voice): IKR He's so amazing
Rock #3 (Calypso): YEAH and he's my boyfriend so BACK OFF
Rock #4 (Leo): YEAH THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYS SO TWISTED AND I'M ACTUALLY SURE THAT MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME AND I'M SURE THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME MY LIFE IS AMAZING.
*Calypso walks in and sees what Leo's doing*
*Calypso walks out*
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I'M A LEO AND YOU'RE A PERCY
Percy at a job interview:
The interviewer guy: So, any fun facts about you?
Percy: Well, I'm a Leo-
*Leo bursts in with Festus through the wall, setting half the building on fire*: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??!??!? I'M A LEO AND YOU'RE A PERCY!
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Teach boys about periods
My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).
I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.
My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.
My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.
When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.
Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.
Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.
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this is legit what we did in drama today wtf
if i was walking down a street and a soothsayer told me beware the ides of march and then on the ides of march my wife was like "oh my god i had a horrible nightmare don't go outside" i simply would not go outside. rip to caesar but i'm different
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See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = You’re a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
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Riordanverse characters as random pictures I found in my gallery pt. 2
Percy
Annabeth (to Percy, even before they started dating)
Nico
Reyna
Lester
Thalia
Magnus (to Alex)
Alex (to Magnus)
Carter
Also Percy
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My mom's apple watch once told me I was loud.
Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.
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i accept that
HEY!!! You’re my bitch!! *pouts
nope im matthew fairchild's, even reine's accepted it 😭
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tf happened to meeee
HEY!!! You’re my bitch!! *pouts
nope im matthew fairchild's, even reine's accepted it 😭
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just is
My story is most defi not a love story babes-
yes it is-
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me as an Ancient Greek
me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser
me: *gets killed by a tsunami*
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