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the moment he decides to binky

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ppl who watch bob l'eponge : did you know abt suicide de carlo tentacule

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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances

#I had to do physical therapy for a neck injury last year after leaving it for months and months #and it worked!! I am fine now! #but I originally thought I might go to a chiro and I’m so fucking glad I didn’t because I’d certainly still be in pain

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#oh shit I guess they did one in Raleigh??? I’m about 25 mins from there

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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The trouple ever

#AWWWW #riker x troi x worf #deanna troi #will riker #worf #Star Trek TNG

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Ya know, the Death Eater storyline could have been a great exploration into the processes of radicalisation and how and why different people are drawn into cults or cult like mentalities. Instead we got the one dimensional, lazy storytelling of “Death Eaters are nazis”. As if there’s only ever been one group of villains who thought themselves superior due to their bloodline. The author should take a closer look at her own country’s aristocracy. A golden opportunity of storytelling, social exploration and character analysis was missed here because of overdone plot devices.

#one of the many things about this series that pisses me off #the set up is so intelligent but as usual with all things jkr the outcome is so fucking stupid #harry potter universe #harry potter #death eaters #cults #tagging for ts

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#the gentrification of Austin IS real #but as someone who grew up in state and moved away….they still very much have real barbecue and tacos #you just have to go to the places that aren’t entirely occupied by white people on a Friday night 🤷🏻 #if your whole knowledge of Austin is the downtown and capitol area…ya gotta try some other stuff

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shoutout to whatever staff member has this bumper sticker at my school

#I remember reading this for the first time on a high school TAKS test #I was never the same

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Why don't you stick to your books....SCHOOL BOY ✨

#im obsessed with this rude ass bitch #master preminger #barbie princess and the pauper

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#why is Casey Frey the funniest man alive #casey frey

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I misplace my wallet. "Where did you have it last?" I ask myself. "Clear your mind and the answer will come to you."

I take a deep breath. A single, perfect thought rushes back into my stupid fucking idiot brain:

"Femme Beavis and Butt-Head?"

#me

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#Loam topsoil friend please for the love of god go get checked for anemia

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#USA southeast #French fries #potato chips #cheddar bay biscuits #cookies #soda #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy