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HAPPY DANNYVERSARY!! 💚👻

#danny phantom

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This is true love. You think this happens every day?

#the princess bride #movies

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#dc #batman

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inspired by those textposts about dick rocking up to the rest of titans with tim for the first time and kori et al. being like: is that the stalker kid???

bonus:

warm ups:

#dc

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“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath

Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me

#dc #batman

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please do not remove credit: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

#disney princesses #disney

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I find the world a bitter and complicated place. And it seems to feel the same way about me. You and I have that in common, I think.

The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

#movies

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Injustice Damian

#dc #batman

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

#videos

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988 - 1992) dir. Carole Beers and Karl Geurs

#Winnie the pooh #disney

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what I'd give to see these two fighting together (canonically speaking)

#danny phantom

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Terra gets invited to a pub and discovers toxic masculinity

I wish the trio went to the Beauty and the Beast world even though it wouldn't make sense.

Terra would have totally shown up to the world during 'Kill the Beast' and would've been like "Say less. I'm on it."

#kingdom hearts

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i imagine this is how remake part 3 is going to start.

#ff7 #ff #oh god

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no romance dawn trio! you can’t slay that hard on a wanted poster!

#one piece

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took a which bread are you uquiz this morning that told me i was zucchini bread and i can't stop thinking about it. my life makes so much sense now

#cuban bread #was hoping for sourdough tbh

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That's it, that's the context you're getting. My discord friends are very funny :3

#one piece