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You have a headache so weird that you can feel a nose bleed brewing but you can’t let I happen or show that your brain is against you cause your still on probation at work and scared to go home sick??

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Remus: I don't think you want me driving your car.

Regulus: Why?

Remus: I don't have a license!

Regulus: Why don't you have a license?

Remus: I'm poor!

#me #I’m 25 and I can’t ✨drive✨

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Tell publicly 3 facts about yourself or your three favourite songs or favourite books (it can be anything, really-whatever you want to share/feel like talking about) then send it some people you like <3

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You wants facts, about me?! Sure

1. I have a masters degree distinction grade in screenwriting. (Writing for tv and film)

2. I have won two awards best female director and best female comedy writer

3. I work in a law office

… would anyone be interested in reading my screenplays. Sounds so vain but I want to make a discord server to showcase a lot of my work 😅😅😅

#that’s me #you should definitely ask to read my screen play though #it’s very good #gets revised every week #I���m also writing a new one

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Such a mood, I’m honestly manually breathing right now I had to walk up to massive hills. Lying in bed ready to go to sleep but I could proper bench press like 30kg after speed walking 2 miles in under 15 mins

why is breathing so hard

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Me = drunk

Me: it’s 1.5 miles home

Me: walks 1.5 miles in under 20mins at 1am because I really gotta pee and I want to go to bed also not thinking that I am a lone AFAB drunk walking in partial lit areas.

Me: mate I really have to piss we need to get home asap

Me: I get home I pee I go to bed also passing the how drunk are you test from my mum.

She won’t suspect a thing I was quiet and passed the test

#jess is drunk #I had to pee so bad #imma sleep now #night pookie s

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cute gender neutral things to call your partner:

chosen undead

bearer of the curse

ashen one

foul tarnished, emboldened by the flame of ambition

gravelord servant

bloody finger

mound maker

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Evan: this isn’t the hello kitty store

Barty: it’s hot topic

Evan: what’s the topic? Devil worship?

#rosekiller #Evan is soft boy Barty is Barty #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #slytherin skittles

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Lily broke her arm and one of her legs falling off a table at a party and then proceeded to try and carry on dancing. It didn't work. James thought it was a chance to show off his chivalry and carried her to the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey then had to deal with six smashed teenagers who all insisted they couldn't possibly leave until it was confirmed that Lily, who was also drunk out of her mind, was alright.

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the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

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no bare minimum i want the moon and the stars

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Eventide - Wolfstar Twilight AU

It's finally here!!! Chapter 18 the baseball chapter!!

Synopsis

A wolfstar Twilight AU Remus never thought about how he would die until he moved back to the rainy town of Forks to live with his estranged father, Lyall Lupin, for a few months While Hope travelled with her new husband. Adjusting to a new life and creating new friendships, Remus starts to fall in love with the idea of the mysterious Sirius Black. Unknowing to Remus, the star-named boy was a centuries-old vampire. Infatuated with the idea of conquering the namesake of the Roman empire's founders.

#sirius black #remus lupin #marauders fic #wolfstar fanfiction #marauders #harry potter #wolfstar #james potter #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders era #twilight au

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Apologies to people who followed me thinking I was cool when I am in fact a socially inept person with no idea how to start or hold a conversation.

#it’s a problem #social anxiety #apology #apology vid

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Sirius: Play along!

Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

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now i'm thinking of remus trying to get out of bed but then padfoot is there and he's so big and soft and warm