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I could go for pizza right now

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BANNED for posting hole on main

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The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart

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Inspired by my own outfit ! Lil cow man

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can you stop talking about your holes?

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i was drawing something serious for this beautiful movie and then i immediately was struck with inspiration for something stupid.

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My beautiful baby daughter, %appdata% Roaming .minecraft

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why are drugs even illegal anymore. who cares

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it’s his birthday everybody say happy birthday or else

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Not sure I like the direction video game movies are heading rn...

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Advertising is good now

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not to flex or anything but my mom says i'm getting so good at using the potty 💪🏻 #hustle #work #mondaymotivation

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*Evan, playing Breath of the Wild* “Can you get a girlfriend in this movie?”

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Evan, in reference to a green car: "That grass back there looks like...green"

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“Don’t kill my baby,” he said with a grin.