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If he's twink and he is kinky... is he twinkie?

#twinkie #kinks #twink #hot twink

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Unfortunately

Tumblr News Update: June 2022 Edition

Sidenote: I know Pride’s not over yet but I’m going to have a surgery and won’t be online for a while

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Well as someone who wants babies since they were 13yo... I might be biased but I must kindly disagree, cus she wants NORMAL life at least as normal as she can get. The problem is that she cannot have Vision so no babies. And if your whole-life dream is to have normal life, a family life, then her motivations and actions makes perfect sence. (Especialy in multiverse of madness)

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Squatting in Cincinnati - 19 Feb 2022

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Sir, you’re unhinged. Was it necessary to point at it TWICE? 😭

Louis Tomlinson World Tour - Washington, D.C. (X X X)

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Louis in black turtlenecks

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Subtle pride cloud backgrounds (made in WOMBO dream).

Rainbow, Asexual, Aromantic, Aroace, Oriented Aroace, Aplatonic

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@unholyfangirling It's been a solid month since you asked but hey who gives a shit about time, it's not real.

Superwholock is the combination of three fandoms that were all pretty popular back in 2010.

The first part of the name is for Supernatural, a show about a bisexual and his brother getting into situations that started in 2005 and ended in 2020.

The second part of the name is for Doctor Who, which is about a time-travelling alien that traumatises a new human every decade or so, that show started back in the '60s and is still going.

The last part is about Sherlock, specifically BBC Sherlock, which is about an asexual asshole and his buddy solving crimes, it started in 2010 and honestly I have no idea if it ended, only god could know that.

here's a venn diagram i made:

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Louis @ New York: Night 1

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15.02

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Humans are weird

Alright, i’ve seen a lot of these but i want to see aliens learn about all the stupid shit humans have done to each other. i’m talk sexism, homophobia, racism, etc.,

Alien: Hello human. i would like to learn your history.

Human: ok but it’s pretty bad.

three hours later

Alien: wait, wait, wait. People who are pale believe that because of the pale-ness they are better than everyone else?

Human: yep.

Aliens: so they enslaved people who are not pale?

Human: yep.

Alien: and people who were born as a male believe that they are better?

Human: oh yeah, some women believe men are better as well. 

Alien: but… what?

Human: Let’s not forget that gay marriage was legalized like in 2015. and that the USA was created by killing people who already lived here. 

Alien: Why?

Human: Because humans suck. that’s why i excited you were here, i thought you were going to kill us all and save the planet.

Alien: YOUR PLANET’S IN DANGER? WHY HAVEN’T YOU LEFT?

Human: Yah, we messed up the planet.

Alien, fully freaking out: THEN FIX IT!

Human, shrugging: Nah, too lazy.

Alien: w h a t? I- Are you guys okay?

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Realistically, if we encounter Sapient Alien life forms. It's more than likely by that time that the Male Sex would have disspaeared. The Y chromosome is already shrinking and by the time that we encounter aliens, I imagine it would confuse the heck out of them.

Alien: So Human Beings only have one sex?

Human: Correct

Alien: But... But you reproduce sexually?

Human[is fed up because this is the 32nd alien): Also correct

Alien: H-how??

Human: Welp, the Y chromosome started shrinking but due to the patriarchy this was considered illogical as it was considered the superior sex.

Alien: Superior?

Human: I know right? I don't get it either but apparently that's what the Thesis I read summarised. -Anyway, by the time we realised it was a legitimate concern we had climate distaters, collapsing ecosystems and a few pandemics so it wasn't high on the priority.

Alien: So you faced Extinction? And ... Survived?

Human: Well by that time we also already had the technology to reproduce sexually without the need of the male sex. So it wasn't really extinction more a vestigial trait that technology had already made redundant.

Alien: ... Let me summarise. You advanced technologically and your species evelutioanry genetics responded by removing the redundant sex? You extincted half of the humans because they became useless?

Human: I mean, it wasn't intentional but I guess so.

Humans are known as the most ruthlessly practical Species to ever traverse the stars. Surviving shock because it's necessary. Tapping into all their strength and injuring themselves for the young and the greater good. And more, weeding out their own population when vestigial traits proved impractical.

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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

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Same

"Superwholock" is my equivalent of the Winter Soldier activation words. Say something that sounds remotely similar to that and I will start to scream.