sitorrothekitsune

[sitorrothekitsune]

Why can I spend an hour and a half installing and fixing programs on my computer without getting frustrated, but I can’t spend 20 minutes filling out a job application without pulling my hair out?

#sitorrothekitsune #chaos #antics #shitpost #jeffreyshowyt

[sitorrothekitsune]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

#Coming from a Fox… #Yes we are dogs. #A different type of dog. #But I’m willing to call a spade a spade here.

[sitorrothekitsune]

Fox

No-!

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

[sitorrothekitsune]

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

#this aged poorly

[sitorrothekitsune]

Holy shit was this done on the DS’s stop-motion app?

[sitorrothekitsune]

I am an author, and that is my creed.

I write for acknowledgment, not clout, or greed.

I’m not defined by my word count.

Not defined by my sales.

Not defined by my ratings, or “New Yorker” tales.

I am an author—because I like to write.

Whether by dawn, by day, or by night.

There’s no need for question, no need for a fight.

I love to create, and that is my life.

To create the memory of a baby’s first breath.

To know the man’s will, and time of death.

It is a gift, and a burden, at all the same time,

To know that man’s heart every hourly chime.

But I am an author, and if creation’s a sin,

I will happily live the deaths of a thousand men.

#sitorrothekitsune #chaos quartet #poetry #writers of tumblr #writing community #my writing #writers on tumblr

[sitorrothekitsune]

yes

Tell me some stories from the arcade please!

What kinds of games do you have?

What sort of clientele do you receive?

Are you hiring??

#sitorrothekitsune #chaos #antics #shitpost

[sitorrothekitsune]

its ok

Do you live in the arcade?

[sitorrothekitsune]

i said, i run an arcade!

…

Please forgive me.

I seem to have missed the obvious.

[sitorrothekitsune]

pleased to meet you two

Our pleasure.

Do you mind if I ask what you do for a living?

Of course living might be a bit much, but I hope you’ve at least found some lemons.

…

That’s the right way to use that idiom, right?

#sitorrothekitsune #chaos #antics #shitpost

[sitorrothekitsune]

alright.. uh, hi, im jay, i run an arcade

You can call me Sitorro, but we also have a few others here. I noticed you read my intro post before starting this conversation, so I don’t need to introduce them here, but in the future, unless you don’t care who answers, please specify who you’re talking to beforehand.

And I’m Jeff! We’re the ones who are usually around. I don’t see Shiro or Moe much.

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[sitorrothekitsune]

sure, i wouldnt mind sone

Sit down, and let’s talk. :3

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[sitorrothekitsune]

👋🏽

Hello friend, and welcome!

You will regret your time here.

But thank you for stopping at my corner of this hellsite nonetheless! Would you care for a cup of tea while we wait for the end of time?

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[sitorrothekitsune]

Why is it that changing the colors all of a sudden makes it sound sarcastic? Is that just me?

Oh, damn, it's your birthday? Happy birthday, I guess!

-Ian

YIPPPEPEPEPEPEPE

[sitorrothekitsune]

My pride and joy. I never get to use it much, it really just gets to sit on a shelf and look pretty, but I’m happy with it nonetheless! Keep on keeping on, GBC!

Game Boy Color - Atomic Purple, 1998

#game boy color #gbc #nintendo #transparent #transparent design #gameboy #sitorrthekitsune #antics

[sitorrothekitsune]

I have one! Would anyone like to see a picture?

Game Boy Color - Atomic Purple, 1998

[sitorrothekitsune]

Honestly I think you’re worse off than I am

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish