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skinkshame · 23 days
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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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skinkshame · 24 days
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skinkshame · 24 days
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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
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skinkshame · 1 month
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I'm sick rn your funny silly ways are fixing me
imagine me shooting green energy into you that poisons you and kills you
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skinkshame · 1 month
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fucka you
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skinkshame · 2 months
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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
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good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance
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skinkshame · 2 months
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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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skinkshame · 2 months
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Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.
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