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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-eight.

my brain needs a break… everything is bad.

Could you be friends with someone who was exactly like you? Sure. We'd have a lot in common, yeah?

Is something expensive better than something made with love? Usually not, but I'd say it probably depends.

When was the last time you lied? I don't know. It was probably something dumb, like, "I'm not upset! I'm fine!"

What do you think of stealing? Haha. Is it bad that I don't necessarily think it's bad? I have no problem with stealing from the rich.

If you could be told when you were going to die, would you want to know? My initial response was no, but maybe I would. Then I could plan to do what I wanted in the time that I had, you know? It might help me to not procrastinate so much, lol.

What would you do in case of the zombie apocalypse? I guess I'd go get some weapons to use against them and try to just stay inside.

If you died right now, what would be your biggest regret? Not having traveled like I wanted to.

Are you happy with the way this last week has gone? Nothing really bad happened last week, but my hormones have got me fucked up (tl;dr I have PCOS) and the mood swings have been insane. So on that front, not really.

What do you believe was your greatest achievement Moving out of my parents' house. Sounds basic enough, but I could not be happier that I don't live there anymore.

What have you learned from pai That sometimes it's just not worth it.

Do you believe in freedom? Yes? I guess it depends on what you mean.

Would you ever take a job you hated just to get money? I guess it depends on how much I hated it and how much money it was, but I have before, because it was basically my only option.

Lately, have you felt rushed or bored with things? Rushed, no. Bored, yes. Which is why I'm here.

What was the last text or IM you sent? I texted my mom, "sure!"

How much TV do you watch in a week? Eh, depends on the week. Most of the time when we're home, we have it on just because we're too tired from work to do anything else. But we don't like, actively watch it unless it's something specific.

When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?” No.

Are you joyful right now? Not really. I mean, I'm not upset or anything, but I'm not joyful.

Do you know the difference between living and simply existing? Yeah.

If your life was a novel, what would the title be? "If You're Reading This, Then I'm Sorry."

Could you picture any celebrity playing you in a movie? Maybe Julia Stiles? We kinda look alike. She just isn't fat enough, lol.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? What? Lol. I'd still be the same age, even if I wasn't aware of it, myself. But as far as like, how old I act, I probably act closer to mid-twenties.

What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? God, I just wish everything wasn't so god damn expensive. I wish people could just enjoy their lives without having to work until they die.

If a human life span was 20 years, would you live differently? Well, I'd have been dead twelve years ago, but I mean, yeah.

Do you think you have a lot of control over your life? Eh, I guess parts of it. More than some people, definitely.

Are you more worried about doing things right or doing the right thing? Doing the right thing. "Doing things right" is a myth.

Would you rather have the cookie or the cream of an Oreo? I like both, honestly. Is it weird if I choose the cookie? What’s something you know you do differently than most people? Think. What is the simplest way to make you happy? Probably a compliment, or showing appreciation. Right now, what’s holding you back? Money. MONEY.

Would you rather lose all of your memories or never be able to have more? Lose all of my memories. A blank slate would be better than having to just sit with my past forever.

Is there someone you could just smile at and be content with? Definitely.

When was the last time you had deja vu? I dunno. I don't get it that often.

Who would you like to visit more than anyone? Online acquaintances.

What would you do differently if no one would judge you? I'd probably say what I felt a lot more, which I feel like I already do.

When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing? Last night, when I was trying to sleep, lol.

Would you ever adopt a child? Honestly, probably not. I want to have my own kids. This sounds super rude, though. ><

Could you change to suit someone else’s needs? To a point, yeah.

If you could be in a Disney movie, what would it be? My first instinct was to say the Lion King, because it's my favorite, but I don't know how I, a human, would fare in like, Africa by myself, lol. Mulan is my second favorite, but that atmosphere doesn't seem fun either. Hmm...oh! Moana is beautiful. I choose that.

If you could view the Earth from above, would you be disappointed? Haha, maybe.

Is there something you just cannot get out of your head? Well, yeah.

Do you get jealous of people with fancy things? Not really. I get jealous of attractive people.

When was the last time you ate? Like, two hours ago. I just had a protein bar.

Have you ever felt like you just weren’t good enough? All the time.

Would you rather wear really girly or really masculine clothing? Masculine, I guess. I like both, but a lot of really girly clothing isn't to my liking, so.

Is there someone you find incredibly attractive? Sure, my husband. Do you ever get entertained by the simplest things? Sometimes, for a little bit. But I have ADHD, so it wouldn't last.

When was the last time you just stared into space? Probably yesterday.

Could you pick one outfit to wear for the rest of your life? I don't think so. Maybe something really plain, like cargo pants and a plain shirt.

What is the most amount of money you could possibly spend in a day? Heh, I could probably spend a lot, man.

Do you really give a fuck about what people say? Sometimes. Depends on the person and what they're saying.

Do you tend to be curious or share your own opinion? Both?

Ever remembered a nightmare? Yeah, I used to get them a lot when I was little. Thankfully I don't really get them anymore.

Is there a song from a genre you hate that you can actually stand Yeah, I generally hate country music, but I like a couple of old Shania Twain songs, lol.

What do you feel like doing right now? Eh, I dunno. I'm in the mood to talk to someone, I guess.

If you could make anything glow in the dark, what would it be? I dunno. Do you really like the food at fast food places? Some of it.

Don’t you hate those people that can just eat as much as they want? Not just because of that.

Have you bothered to think of the future lately? Yeah, I'm trying to look forward to things.

Would you rather have stars in the sky or the moon? Stars. The moon is pretty great, too.

If you could choose your phone number, what would it be? I dunno. Something easy to remember?

Would you rather be somewhere familiar or get lost? I'd rather be somewhere familiar than actually be lost. But going somewhere new would be fun, as long as I knew where I was.

Are you afraid of what you do not know? Sometimes. Depends on the situation.

Is there something you are always interested in? Yeah -- animals, music, psychology.

What are people always saying to you? I don't know. I guess they say I shouldn't be so hard on myself.

What did you last hear that made your jaw drop? Like, actually made my jaw drop? I have no idea.

Do you have a question for anyone right now? Not really.

Do you like buffet restaurants? Some of them, yeah.

Is there something you always order when you go out to eat somewhere? Uh. Water? Lol. I like to try new things, usually.

Do you mainly live by the moon or the sun? The sun. I have to get up early for work.

When was the last time you felt like you were starving? It's probably been at least a week.

Would you ever dye your hair all the colors of the rainbow? Eh. I wanna dye my hair, but it's so bad for you, I try not to.

Do you miss childhood at all? Nope. I didn't enjoy being a child.

What has made you laugh lately? People at work.

What drives you absolutely crazy? A lot of things. Rude people, probably first and foremost. If a Miley Cyrus song was playing in a store, would you leave? No, lol. That's a little dramatic.

Do you like listening to music on speakers? Yeah.

Ever feel paranoid? Not too often, but it's happened.

Have you ever actually discovered someone watching you? I don't think so.

What would you do if you found an inappropriate picture of yourself online? Try to figure out who posted it and message them very pissed off.

What do you think of Facebook? It's nice in theory, but it's actually really annoying to be on.

Do you like extra butter on your popcorn? Nah, the normal amount is fine. Too much makes it like, crumbly.

Would you rather have Junior Mints or Reese’s? Reese's. Junior Mints are good, but I love peanut butter.

Do you still use CDs? No. I have some, though.

Have you ever taken a polaroid? Maybe, but not that I can recall.

Do you wish you could live in the past just to see what it was like? Nah.

Ever felt like you just didn’t belong in this place? Sure. What was the last thing you learned? I learned that Inspector Gadget was based on Lupin III. I don't know if that's true, though, lol.

Have you ever avoided going to the bathroom because you were busy? Yeah. I try not to, though. Do you have anything underneath your bed? No, but that's because I don't really have a bed, lol. We just sleep on a mattress on top of a box spring. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Would you want a walk-in closet? Sure, I could always use more room.

Do you like coffee at all? I loooove coffee.

When was the last time you felt pressured? Probably at work, last week.

Would you rather have your hair straight or really curly? I think my hair would look better if it was curly, but my hair is so fine that it won't stay that way.

Do you use any products on your hair? Nah, just the regular shampoo and conditioner. Oh, I use a scalp scrub, too.

What is the longest shower or bath you have ever taken? Hmm...probably thirty minutes? Actually no, if I've shaved my legs, it probably took like an hour.

Still play with any childhood toys? No, but I have a lot of toys, lol. I just like them.

Would you rather sleep with a sheet or a blanket? A blanket.

When was the last time you were in physical pain? Last night. My back was hurting from my period.

How many times have you broken a bone? Zero. Do you have a preference of chocolate? Yeah, I generally like milk chocolate. Sometimes I like dark, but not too dark.

Have you ever thought anything was evil? Sure, some people.

Could you make a statement about anything political? I dunno. I hate arguing and saying stuff like that because I'm afraid I'll say something accidentally like, contradictory? So it'd probably have to be really basic if I did.

What is something useless that you love to do? Haha, surveys?

Do you have a favorite author? Not really. I don't really read much.

Know anything about your family history? I know that my dad's side is from Greece, and there's Native American on my mom's. That's about it.

Have you ever been scared of something foolish? Definitely.

What do you think of bejeweled things? I'm not a fan.

Do you own anything “designer?” Haha, nahhh. That ain't me. Do you ever stop and appreciate little things? Yeah. Sometimes that's all you can do.

If you had to draw your life, what would it mainly include? Oof, uh. How do you draw depression?

Is there something that just draws you in like a moth to a flame? Yes -- sushi!

Is there anyone you’d like to hug right now? Sure, a few friends, and my husband.

Could you ever picture someone writing a biography about you? Nah. I'm pretty boring.

If you had a few wishes, would you give one to someone who needed it? Sure. Have a lucky clothing item? Nah.

What makes you feel more carefree than anything else? Heh. Weed? And finally, who do you just adore right now, regardless of anything else? My husband and my cat.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-seven.

Unique survey made by me ( @domek-klauna)

1. Choose two dead celebs who could be your biological parents - explain why? Kurt Cobain and...I dunno. I'm having a hard time thinking of a dead female celebrity I like that much. Carrie Fisher? 2. If you had additional rooms in your house - which theme would they have? (for example - clowns) First of all, why would you use that as an example? Ugh. Anyway, I'd probably make it like a yoga/workout room with plants and, like, open, minimalist vibes. 3. If you were living in the past - which job that doesn’t exist anymore - would you like to have? I dunno. What's an easy one? 4. Which animal are you afraid of? Tarantulas. I mean, larger spiders in general, but mostly tarantulas. 5. How would your wedding bouquet look like? It had purple, pink, and white flowers, and a big succulent in the middle. I liked it.

6. What kind of game would you like to play that doesn’t exist yet? Wait, what? I don't know. 7. Did you ever created an artificial language? If you did - write a short sentence in that language and translate if you want! I haven't, actually. I wasn't a very creative kid, I guess, lol. 8. What is one thing you would never ever eat? Something that's still moving. 9. Which color is best for the bathroom and which for the kitchen in your opinion? Pink for the bathroom, and black and white for the kitchen. 10. Pick a song you like that has no music video and tell me how the music video, done by you for this song, would look like! Nah. 11. Is there a music video that you would like to see turned into a movie or a tv show? Which one? No. 12. Which character in your favorite movie do you hate the most? I don't think I hate any characters in the Lion King, lol. My other favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and I definitely hate Elijah Wood's character most in that. 13. Which non-existing (sci-fi and such) weapon and/or vehicle would you like to own/use? A teleportation device. 14. How do you think the world will end? I think we'll all basically destroy the planet and the atmosphere until we literally can no longer live in it. 15. Do you own anything clown related? No. I don't like clowns.

16. Which plant do you think should be in every home? Succulents!! So easy and cute. 17. How would your garden look like (if you want any at all)? I really do want to try, but I have no energy ever. Anyway, assuming I could plant whatever I wanted and it would actually grow, I'd plant cilantro, peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, onions, and cucumbers. That's just off the top of my head. 18. How many arms would you like to have? What about eyes? You can add where would you place them on your body (like on the back of your head for example)! You know, I'm alright with the two. 19. What kind of bag is your favorite? (or which bag you own is your fav) I like crossbodies because I don't have to actively hold them. Backpacks are cool, too. 20. Which antique in your opinion is the most interesting/beautiful? Do you own it? Post a pic! I dunno. 21. If you were a celebrity - which celebs you would befriend? Julia Nunes (not a big celebrity but she is in my mind lol). Keanu Reeves. Dolly Parton. Elliott Page. Daniel Radcliffe. Jim Carrey. 22. If you were going to make a horror movie that you would be scared of yourself - what would it be about/how would it look like? I don't really wanna do that. 23. If you could take a pill that would cure something in you that isn’t an illness - what would you be cured off? ADHD. 24. How would you name your own country if you had one? Skyville.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-six.

Have you ever seen a whistle pig? I don't know what that is, so I'm gonna go with no.

Do you know anyone who had to have tubes put in their ears as a baby? Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever received a video message on your cell phone? Actually, I don't think I have.

What is the nearest glass object to you? It's probably a light bulb in the lamp nearby.

Were either of your parents baptized? I don't know for sure, but if I were to guess, I'd say my dad was, but my mom wasn't. My dad was born in 1930s Greece, you see.

When was the last time you slapped someone? I playfully slapped a boyfriend I had when I was a senior in high school, and he did not care for it, lol.

The last concert that you were at, was there a mosh pit? Possibly? We were like, in a balcony area, so it wouldn't have been where we were.

What was the last computer game that you played? The Sims 3, I think, when it was free online for a bit a while back.

Do you think pepperoni would be good on a meatball sub? Some people would probably like it, but I feel like that would be too much in my opinion.

If you had to choose a new cell phone, what phone would you pick? If I was really going to get a new one, I'd research a bit first, but if I had to choose now, I'd go with the newest iPhone.

Has anyone killed one of your pets before? Not on purpose, lol. My mom accidentally killed my tortoise when I was in high school.

Does your bathroom have a theme to it? Not really, just colors -- one is blue and one is pink.

Are any rooms in your house themed? Nah.

Is there a song that as soon as you hear it you are happier? Sure, a bunch.

Do you have a push lawnmower or a riding lawnmower? It's a push one.

When was the last time someone teased you? Probably not that long ago. I've been home with my husband all day, lol.

Would you trust a vehicle that automatically parallel parks for you? No, lol.

Have you ever hit a car while parking? I don't think I've hit one while parking, but I have hit one while trying to back out of a parking spot.

What is your favorite breakfast food? Waffles, I guess.

When you are eating fast food, do you tend to get burgers or chicken? Depends on my mood, but I generally prefer burgers.

What is your pet[s] doing at this moment? Sitting near me, watching my husband play a video game.

What do you think of the GoDaddy commercials? I don't even remember them.

Is there someone that you have lost respect for recently? Recently? No idea.

When was the last time you used Microsoft Excel? Yesterday, at work.

What was the last thing that you recorded? Probably my cat.

Are there photos of your parents as children in your house? No, but there are in my parents' house.

Have you ever edited an article on Wikipedia? Nope.

Do you like the show Futurama? I do, for the most part.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-five.

Who was your favorite actress to play Morticia Addams? Anjelica Huston. <- Seconded!

If they were to make yet another Addams Family, who would you like to see in the leads? I'm kinda tired of them making new Addams Family things.

What is the next film you want to rewatch? I don't have any plans to rewatch anything.

What is the next film you want to see for the first time? I have a lot of movies I wanna see. I guess the next one I'm planning to watch is Saw X.

Do you ever laugh during serious moments in movies? Yeah. I like to make fun of things.

Has a movie ever made you cry? Which one(s)? The only ones that are coming to mind are the ones that made me cry because I was scared of them as a kid, lol. Fern Gully comes to mind.

Do you keep a list of movies you want to watch so you don’t forget? Yes. There are so fucking many.

What is one movie line that was just too cheesy? I dunno.

A movie you love even though it’s cheesy? Matilda.

Share any song lyrics you misheard? I can't think of any.

What was the last song you heard for the first time and enjoyed? "Bathtub" by Waxahatchee.

What do you prefer – the original fairy tales, or the Disney versions? Depends on which one.

Would you like more film adaptations of traditional fairy tales? Maybe ones that aren't heard of, but like, I don't think we need anymore Cinderellas or Little Mermaids.

If you got to go to the Rocky Horror Show, would you dress up? As who? Probably not. Who is your favorite actor to have played Robin Hood? I have no idea. I've never been really into a Robin Hood movie.

Are there any comic books you’d like to see made into a movie? I'm not really aware of any. I don't read comic books.

Are there any comic book movies you wish had been better? I mean, sure, probably a lot of them.

Have you read any of the Kingsman comics? Nah.

^^Seen the movies? Nope.

Have you watched the Good Omens series yet? Thoughts? I haven't.

Did you read the Archie Comics growing up? No. I didn't really read any comics growing up.

If your life was a TV show, what would be the theme song? I dunno. I'd have to really think about it.

Did you see Rocketman? Thoughts? I didn't see it.

Who are some of your favorite female fictional characters, and why? My mind is drawing a blank, man, lol. The person before me said Linda Belcher, and I like her, too. Oh, Usagi Tsukino. She's just cute and reminds me of myself, lol.

Something you didn’t like that happened in one of your fav shows/books? It got canceled, lol.

A character (in anything) you wish hadn’t been killed off? Poussey from Orange is the New Black. That show got pretty bad anyway, but that was ridiculous.

What was the last video you saw that made you smile? I don't remember.

What’s on your favorite T-shirt?I I don't know. I don't have favorite clothes anymore. Do you have any unusual eating habits? I mean, define "unusual." I guess not. I basically just eat protein bars for breakfast, which I guess is kind of unusual?

Have you ever had to hit up several stores in search of one item? What was it? Clothes that fit me, lol.

Hoodies or denim jackets? Hoodies. I like both, though.

Are you comfortable wearing shoes without socks? Noooo. Unless they're like, sandals or something.

What’s something exciting that’s happened recently? Eh, not a whole lot.

What about something upsetting? I got my period.

Do you have any calluses on your feet? Yeah, but only little ones. They used to be really bad when I was younger.

What was your last big purchase? I dunno. I don't make big purchases, unless you count like, rent?

Have you ever eaten grits? No, nor do I really want to, lol.

Any projects you plan on finishing up soon? Nah.

Do you have any cool sunglasses? What do they look like? I only have one pair of sunglasses, and I don't use them anymore because I got actual glasses. They're not really all that cool. They're pink, with black and white houndstooth.

Do you always dress right after a shower, or do you like to chill in your towel/robe for a while? I usually dress right after.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-four.

What’s something you used to believe in that you don’t anymore?  Christianity.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?  Triceratops!

Do you believe in reincarnation? If so, what would you like to be reincarnated as? I don't know. I definitely believe it's possible. Honestly, I'd want to be another person, as long as I wasn't in some terrible situation, of course. But if I had to be reincarnated as something else, I'd probably choose to be a dog, so that someone else could just take care of me and we could hang out all day.

What are three scents that you like?  I have basically no sense of smell, but the two scents that I do like are coffee and the ocean. That's it, man, lol.

Do you ever use the grounding technique 54321? I don't even know what that is.

Where would you relocate if you were forced to leave your place of residence?  Depends on the situation. Like, if my husband and I were both forced to relocate, we'd probably just stay with his parents, because they live in the same place we do. If just me, myself, had to relocate -- like, if we got divorced or something -- I'd have to relocate to Delaware, where my parents are, because I don't know anyone else anywhere. But in like, a fantasy scenario where I have all the money in the world, I'd either choose somewhere in Oregon or California.

What smells better... fresh baked bread or fresh brewed coffee?  Coffee. I couldn't even tell you what fresh baked bread smells like.

Have you ever met a president? Nope.

Has anyone ever given you a gag gift?  Yeah, people have gotten me like, penis-shaped things and such.

Do you find smoking unattractive? No, but since I'm an ex-smoker, I wouldn't exactly want to be around it because it would tempt me, lol.

Do you think flirting is cheating?  I don't think it's cheating, but it's not right, either.

Have you ever liked someone who had a girl/boyfriend?  Yeah.

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?  I have before. I'd like to think I wouldn't do it again, but I'm a weak person, lol.

What's a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?  Yellow.

How many wives or husbands do you want?  Just the one.

What's your favorite color gummy bear?  It depends -- some of them have different flavors -- but I usually like the yellow ones.

What's the last movie you saw in the theater? Spider-Man: No Way Home.

What color is your iPod? I don't have an iPod.

What’s a quality that your sister has that you absolutely can’t stand?  Boujee-ness, lol

Have you ever dated a smoker? If not, would you?  I have before, because I was also a smoker. Honestly, assuming I wasn't with my husband, I wouldn't be against dating a smoker, but it probably wouldn't be wise for me, lol.

Do you share a middle name with any of your siblings?  No.

Name one of your psycho exes?  Ehhh, none of them were crazy enough for me to call them a psycho. I don't wanna be a dick, you know? We're all on decent terms.

Have you ever been drunk at work?  No.

Have you ever taken a pregnancy test?  I have.

How many bananas have you ever eaten in a row? No more than one. I don't really care for them unless they're in something, like pancakes or ice cream.

Do you have a protective father?  I do. He is from like, 1940s Europe, after all.

Have you ever had to choose between two people?  Somehow, yes, lol. I can't believe two people have ever even liked me.

The last thing you remember dreaming about:  I had a really weird dream that I lived with one of my managers at work for some reason.

The last place you went:  Home from work.

The last time you held a baby:  Last summer -- my uncle's girlfriend's baby.

What’s the scariest video game you’ve ever played?  Haha, I haven't played a lot of scary video games, so I'm gonna go with Amnesia: the Dark Descent. It wasn't a very good game, but it was scary enough at the time.

If you had the chance to slip through a portal, despite being unaware of any of the effects and/or consequences, would you do it?  No way, lol.

When someone copies you, are you more flattered or annoyed?  I guess it depends on what they're copying.

Which is worse: Stale chips or flat soda? Ugh, they're both pretty bad. Flat soda, I guess, since the carbonation is like, the main thing.

What health problems do you have?  Depression, anxiety, ADHD, obesity, PCOS...

Have you ever had an anaphylactic reaction to anything?  Nope.

Do you have sensitive skin? Yeah. It's so annoying. I turn red really easily.

What would you name a baby boy?  My husband and I can't agree on a name, but if I were to name him without taking his opinion into account (which I wouldn't), I'd go with Noah or Jude.

What would you name a baby girl? My husband and I agreed on Aurelia recently, but I like Breanna. The thing is, that's the name of one of his exes, so.

Do people's rude comments bother you for a long time?  Yeah. I take things really personally.

Name three things you find boring.  Sports, history, and uh...hmm. I'm drawing a blank on this one. Oh, I don't like taking walks for no reason.

What excites you?  Animals, sci-fi, food, travel.

Would you send your kids to Sunday school? No way.

What is the most interesting biography you have read? I don't think I've ever read a biography.

Do you think your life story would make a good book someday?  Not my life story in general, but I think I could tell weird anecdotes that would be pretty entertaining.

Do you buy art for your walls?  Yeah, but I don't have a lot of money right now and I'm trying to save up, so I haven't in a while.

Would you ever decorate a room with a travel theme? I think I'd be more likely to decorate it with stuff from places I've actually been to.

What insects do you think are pretty?  I don't think any insects are pretty. Not even butterflies. Oh, those pink praying mantises are kinda cool.

Do you love God?  I don't believe in God.

Is there an ice cream flavor that you strongly dislike? Which one?  The only one that comes to mind is cherry -- like, when they have that artificial, medicinal cherry taste, bleh.

Do you own any books with an image of a cat on the front cover?  I don't think so.

Does anything you own have an image of a bird on it?  Not that I can think of.

Does anyone you know own a spaniel? How about an Irish setter?  Not that I know of.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-three.

Do you sleep with just a sheet in summer when it's hot? Nah. I have a cooling weighted blanket that I use no matter what temperature it is. I need the pressure, lol.

Are you one of those people who needs to have at least some blanket on you when you sleep so the monsters don't get you? Yes, unless I'm like, napping on the couch or something.

Will anyone be visiting your house any time soon? My mom is coming to visit in about a month, and my husband's parents like to drop by sometimes, but no one out of the ordinary.

What was the last museum you went to? I wanna say it was the Natural History Museum in D.C. I went with my ex like, twelve years ago or something.

Scroll through your camera roll quickly without looking, then stop it with your finger. What's the first picture your eye lands on? It's a picture of my toll pass, which I only took so I'd have my ID number. Boooooring.

Do you get bursts of creative energy or is it more consistent? I don't really get creative energy. But when I get any kind of energy, yeah, it does come in bursts.

Have you ever been chased by a dog? Not in an aggressive way, no.

What's your favourite kind of soda? Probably Pepsi Max, or zero sugar, or whatever it's called now. I don't really drink soda anymore, though.

Are you a visual learner? Yeah, partially. I'm also hands-on.

Do you have a drink with you right now? What is it? Just water.

What was the last science fiction movie you watched? The last one I remember watching was Nope.

How far away from your home is the nearest train station? I actually have no idea. Trains aren't very common where I am.

Do you listen to music every day? Not every day, but probably like, five to six days a week.

If you have a passport, when does it expire? The passport I used to have is far past expired. I need to get a new one so I can hopefully go to Japan next year.

Have you ever smoked a cigar? Yeah. It's not really worth it.

What was the last app you opened on your phone? Tumblr, lol.

Is your voice high, low, or somewhere in the middle? Low. I really, really hate it.

Are you wearing any rings right now? Just my wedding ring.

Have you ever been to a baby shower? I don't think I have, actually. The only people who have had children while I knew them gave birth during Covid, so we couldn't really have baby showers.

Do you have any cash stashed away anywhere? I have a piggy bank full of change, lol.

What are your neighbours like? I dunno. I don't talk to them, or even like, look at them at all.

What month is your birthday? How far away is that from now? My birthday's in August, which is ten months away.

What's the next friend or family birthday coming up? Will you buy them a present? I have a cousin whose birthday is today, actually, but we're not close enough to buy each other gifts.

What was the last book you read? Uhhh. Do comic books count? It was one of the Scott Pilgrim ones.

Have you ever spend a long period of time in a country you weren't born in? I've spent a week in Greece, and when I was little, we went to Canada, but I don't really remember how long it was.

Do you make your own surveys on Bzoink? I have before, but I don't use Bzoink anymore.

What colour are the bottoms you're wearing today? They're tie-dye -- blue, purple, yellow, pink, orange, and white.

How many beds are in your home? Two.

Do you wear face masks in public? Not anymore, but I did when it was required.

What are your plans for tomorrow? I don't have any, really. Relaxing.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-two.

What is your favorite thing about your phone? I dunno. Uh. I like that it’s an Android, so I’m not limited to Apple-approved apps.

What is your favorite season? Autumn.

What do you think is the best color for bridesmaid dresses? Purple.

Coral is the color of the year…what do you think of it? Do you like it? I really don’t.

What color would you NEVER dye your hair? Hmm. Like, highlighter yellow?

Three places you’d like to visit before you die? Japan, California, Amsterdam. I have a whole, long list, though.

Do you have any hidden talents? Maybe. Maybe they’re so hidden that I don’t even know that I have them.

Do you pray to God regularly? No, lol.

Do you often have clothes on your floor? Yep. I’m irresponsible, or whatever.

What is your favorite color? Purple, but pink and aqua are close seconds. It also depends on what the thing is.

How many people know your sexual orientation? Hmm. My husband and my friends know, and people I knew in high school at least knew back then. I don’t know if some of them assume I’m straight now, because I married a guy, not that that’s how that works.

What makes you tired? Most things, lol. Housework, driving, carbs.

Who are three people you would like an apology from? I dunno. I’m not in an argument with anyone at the moment, and as for people who have like, seriously hurt me, it’s not even worth an apology or an acknowledgement.

Do you own any mardi gras beads? No.

Who was your best history teacher? Actually, I had a few that I liked -- social studies, I guess, not really history. Two that I remember prominently were Mrs. Duncan and Mrs. Clevenstine.

What color was your first phone? It was silver and navy blue.

Was your first phone a flip phone? Yeah.

Did you watch the ball drop when the year changed to 2000? I don’t remember. I was only nine.

Do you wear gray a lot? No.

What is your favorite scent for soap? I like oceany scents. 

Do you ever sleep outside just for the fun of it? Nah. I don’t like bugs, and I’m quite fond of air conditioning and like, mattresses.

What was the last beautiful, mesmerizing thing you witnessed? Probably some sort of artwork or music.

Have you ever had a lucid dream? Yeah, I used to get them all the time when I was little.

Do you share deep, personal statuses on facebook ever? Nah. I don’t really share anything on Facebook.

Do you think you would look good as a blonde? Yeah, I’ve been blonde before and I think I look all right.

What store do you shop at the most? Publix. I shop on Amazon a lot, too, unfortunately.

Have you ever made a dreamcatcher? No. I’m not crafty.

What state (or country) did you grow up in? Delaware.

What states (or countries) have you lived in? Just Delaware and Florida.

Have you ever felt neglected? Yeah. Hasn’t everyone?

What color is your bathroom door? It’s like, a dark brown, almost black.

Do you collect fortunes from cookies? No.

What was the best fortune you’ve ever received from a cookie? I don’t remember.

Do you ever eat at Chinese restaurants? Not at them, but we get delivery from them a lot.

What is your favorite dog breed? I don’t know -- I like a lot of them. Aesthetically, probably akitas, but I wouldn’t own one because they need so much exercise. If I were to get a dog, I’d probably try and get like, a goldendoodle. Something curly.

Do you often call yourself stupid? Yeah, because I am stupid.

What color was your high school graduation dress? I think it was white. I don’t really remember.

^and what color was your cap and gown? Blue, I think? I try not to think about it, lol.

Have you ever won a scholarship? If so, what was it for? Nah.

Do you ever sleep on your floor just for fun? No.

Who was your first college roommate? I never lived at college.

What was your favorite dorm that you lived in? N/A.

Do you have a car? I do.

Do you ever take naps during the day? Occasionally, but I try not to, since it keeps me up at night.

How many Starbucks’ are there in your town? There are at least two that I know of, but I’m sure there are more.

Do grammatical errors annoy you? Kind of.

Name someone who uses too many commas. Haha, my husband does that sometimes.

Do you engage in political debates on Facebook? No. I hate arguing with people.

Do you remember passwords? I remember my passwords, because they’re all variations of the same thing, lol.

Have you ever had your Facebook account hacked? I don’t think so.

Have you ever had an accountability partner? No? I’m not sure I know what that is.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety-one.

How often do you use lotion? Just about every time I shower, and sometimes on my hands when they feel dry. Oh, I also use moisturizer on my face one to two times a day.

Do you know anyone in college? What are they studying? I work with someone who I’ve heard say she’s in college, but we aren’t really friends or anything, so I don’t know what she’s studying. We’re pharmacy techs, so if I were to guess, I’d say something in the medical field.

Do you have a laptop for school? No. I’m not in school, though.

Have you ever in your life had a bunkbed? No, but I really wanted one when I was a kid. My siblings are like, twenty years older than me though, so my parents didn’t see the point, lol.

Have you ever been to any form of summer camp? Yeah, I went to Girl Scout camp. It was pretty terrible.

Did you hook up with anyone? No, but we were like, seven, and also, my mom was chaperoning, lol.

Have you ever hooked up with anyone? Sure, just not in like, elementary school, lol.

Do braces make people ugly? No. Nothing makes people ugly.

Aren’t these questions pretty mundane? I wouldn’t say that.

Are you better at showing love, or professing it? Professing it. I guess I’m better at “words of affirmation,” because whenever I try to show my love, I have absolutely no idea what to do.

Waffles or pancakes? Waffles.

Were you in Girl Scouts when you were a little girl? Yeah, I was at the shitty camp I mentioned earlier.

Have you ever been to a church concert? No. I bitched so much about church that my parents didn’t make me go that often, lol.

Do you have anything signed by a celebrity? I don’t, personally, but my husband might have something somewhere.

Name something of yours that holds sentimental value. I’m kind of drawing a blank. There might be something, but I’m not really a sentimental person.

Have you ever been in a cave? Yeah, we went on vacation to Virginia because my cousin had a timeshare in the mountains in like, the Shenandoah area, and we went to caves there.

What can you see out your bedroom window? Haha, I don’t know. Like, the backyard?

Have you ever climbed a rock-wall? Yeah, they had one in our gym in school. Like, elementary or middle school.

Wall-E or Eva? Wall-E.

Have you ever chased after someone that really wasn’t worth it? Yeah. I’m pretty sure that no one, aside from my husband, who I’ve pursued, has been worth it.

Would you ever wanna go caving? Nah. Not my thing.

Do you use an eyelash curler? No. I have one, but I feel like it doesn’t do anything. Maybe my eyelashes are naturally curly.

You walk in on your bestfriend making out with your ex. What now? I’d be confused, first of all, and then I’d probably tell her something like, “You know from hearing me bitch about him that that’s not worth it,” lol.

Have you ever had a macaron? Yes! They’re pretty good, but they’re always so overpriced.

Have you ever been on stumbleupon.com? Yeah. After a while, it just shows you the same sites over and over again.

What about angryalien.com? Never heard of that one.

Have you ever actually met anyone named “Bob”? Probably.

If you had a $50 giftcard for Hallmark, what would you buy there? Plushies, or candy. I’m not gonna buy $50 in greeting cards, lol.

When you get a box of chocolates, how long does it last? Maybe a week, at most.

Would you ever visit a nude beach? Hmm. I’d have to be like, really drunk, lol.

Do you remember Veggie Tails? Yeah. Doesn’t it still exist? I never watched it, but I’ve seen it around.

How many cheap elastic bracelets do you own? Zero. I don’t like bracelets.

Do you ever make hemp jewelry? No. I don’t have the patience to make any sort of jewelry.

Have you ever had feelings for someone, and wished you didn’t? Of course.

Have you ever witnessed a real fight? I have in like, high school. I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed one as an adult, though. I don’t really go anywhere where people would be fighting, like bars.

Do you have any beanbags? What do they look like? I don’t have any beanbags.

Maybe a LoveSac? No. Those things are expensive.

What’s your favorite kind of cake? Pineapple upside-down, or hummingbird.

Have you ever tried any form of tofu? I think I’ve only ever had it in soup. I wouldn’t be opposed to trying it, though.

Do you like Bloc Party? Nah.

Have you ever watched 24? I haven’t.

Have you heard A Fine Frenzy’s new album yet? It’s pretty good. New? Are they still making music? I only know, like, three of their songs, and they’re like, twenty years old.

Have you ever broken up with someone to regret it later? No. I hate conflict, so when I broke up with the people I did, it was because it became so overwhelming that I could no longer take it.

What are you eating for dinner tonight? My husband is making tacos.

Are you gonna go see fireworks on the 4th? Not on purpose, lol. They always fire them off in my neighborhood and we can see and hear them, but I’m not a fan.

Are you more excited or nervous for school in August? I don’t go to school, but I used to get excited to go back, for some reason. I hated school.

Do you even go back in August? No.

Name every single color you’re wearing; (: White, black, purple, blue, yellow. I think that’s it.

Katt Williams, Russell Brand, David Spade, Adam Sandler, or Dane Cook? Russell Brand.

If you watched American Idol this year; Are you glad Lee won? I don’t watch American Idol and I have no idea who Lee is.

Wasn’t Krystal kind of way better? Don’t know her, either.

Do you miss Jason Castro, like me? No, I don’t, because I don’t watch American Idol.

Well, what are you gonna go do now? Might do another.

Oh, and have you ever flirted with a gay guy you didn’t know was gay? :o I don’t think so, because I don’t flirt. I’m not going to assume someone would be attracted to me, lol.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and ninety.

What brings out the worst in you? My own depression, really. I guess anything that forces me to face that, like rejection.

What all did you eat today? I haven’t been up for very long, so all I’ve had is a fruit bar thing.

Some people were really destructive as a child, were you? Nah. I just wanted to watch TV. Who was the last person you were in a car with? My husband.

Who was the last person you cried in front of? Also my husband.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? Depends on the situation, but I’d say I’m more likely to talk about them. When I’m upset, I just can’t hold it in. It’s difficult for me.

Who was the last person you were with that smelled REALLY good? I have hardly any sense of smell, so I have no idea.

Do you know anyone that is gothic? I work with someone who sort of dresses like that sometimes, but I don’t know her well enough to say that she’s gothic.

Have you seen UP? Yeah. It’s okay. Really, the beginning is just really sad, and the rest is just eh in my opinion.

How is your mom? She has a lot of health problems -- fibromyalgia, rheumatoid arthritis, on top of depression and anxiety. And being with my dad definitely doesn’t help that. But in general, I guess she’s fine.

What color hair does your mom have? It’s like, dark brown. Brunette.

When was the last time you were told you were cute? Within the last few days, by my husband.

Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches? No way. I’m not comfortable with a lot of people looking at me.

Have you ever dipped french fries in a frosty? I don’t think so.

Did you have school/class today? Nope. I mean, it does help that I’m not in school, lol. But I didn’t have work, either.

Have you ever had your photo professionally taken? Yeah -- for school and for my wedding.

Would you prefer eating jello or pudding? Ugh, I really don’t like either of them. I’m okay with Jello shots, so I guess I’ll go with that, lol.

After washing your hair, do you put any products in it? No. It’s way too thin for me to put anything in it like that.

Last time you ate a salad? It’s been at least a few weeks. Maybe a month.

Do you know how old your house is? Not offhand. I don’t think it’s that old, though -- maybe mid-2000s?

Have you ever been described as “adorable”? Maybe. Incorrectly, obviously, lol.

Have you ever given a lap dance? Probably jokingly, when I was a dumbass teenager.

Are you a moody person? I can be, but in general, I’d say no.

What are you listening to? “Thousand Eyes” by FKA Twigs. I’m listening to the album.

What video game could you waste the most time on? Probably something open-world, like Skyrim or the Witcher 3.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-nine.

What’s your dad’s hair color?: Heh, he has very little hair, but what’s left is gray.

Who was the last person you heard sing?: Dodie.

Do you bite your lips a lot?: No.

What part of your body would you never get pierced?: Genitals.

Have you ever dated someone with tattoos?: Yeah, I’m married to someone with them.

What’s your favorite curse word?: I like fuck and shit.

Did you donate to Haiti? i did.: ...congratulations.

Do you remember what you did on your twelfth birthday?: No.

Is your best friend overweight?: Yeah. Honestly, most people I know, including myself, are overweight.

What color is your favorite bathing suit?: I don’t even think I own a bathing suit, and if I do, it definitely no longer fits.

Do you have clean skin?: Haha, not really. I’m going to shower tonight.

Do you like rednecks?: That’s a question, lol. To be honest, I really dislike that culture.

Would you ever want to on the cover of Playboy?: Nah. They wouldn’t want me on the cover of Playboy, either, lol.

Do you wear green a lot?: No, but I don’t have a lot of clothes, lol.

What color are your favorite shoes?: Black.

Are your parents rich?: My dad is.

What’s your mom’s job?: She’s retired, and before that, she worked in a hair salon and as a clothing salesperson.

Have you ever thrown up in public?: I’ve thrown up in public bathrooms, but thankfully, no one saw.

Have you ever failed gym in school?: Surprisingly, no. But it was such bullshit; I barely did any of it, lol.

Are you scared of dogs?: Nah, I love them. Do you like destroyed denim?: Not really.

When’s the last time you yawned?: I don’t remember. Either this morning or last night. What reality show would you like to be in?: Uhhh. What’s the easiest one that I could win? Lol.

What tv show makes you laugh? Many of them do. Probably most consistently, Always Sunny.

Have you ever heard of Joe Purdy? If so, do you like his music?: No, I don’t think so.

What is the saddest movie you’ve ever seen?: Grave of the Fireflies. It was good, but like, it took years off my life.

Describe yourself in four words!: Lazy, self-deprecating, chill, liberal.

Would you ever paint your nails purple? I think it’s awesome! =): I have before, but I don’t paint them at all anymore.

Would you ever wear real fur?: Maybe if I had to, like if I lived somewhere so cold that that was all that would keep me warm, but otherwise, probably not.

Who do you envy and why?: Pretty people and people with money, because I’ve always hated the way I look and been treated badly for it, and being pretty helps in life, even if it shouldn’t. And people with money because they don’t have to work and can do whatever they want.

What color is the house you live in?: Beige.

Which one of your friends is most likely to be famous one day? Why?: I don’t know. None of my friends really have aspirations like that.

Do you have a favorite cousin?: No. I have a few that I like over the rest, but not one specific favorite.

What is the worst present you have ever gotten?: A fuzzy pen that I later learned that person got for free, lol.

Who was it from?: A friend of my dad’s.

Who is your favorite author?: I don’t really have one. I don’t read anymore.

Do you shave your arms?: No. I did once when I was little, and the hair grew back longer, so.

Has anyone ever slapped you?: Yeah, playfully. Still hurt, though.

Do you wear sunglasses at night?: I don’t wear sunglasses at all, because I wear glasses to see. What is the most boring city you’ve been to?: Harrington, Delaware, lol.

Is there a mirror in the room you’re in?: Nope.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-eight.

Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis? I don’t even take pictures of myself on a yearly basis, lol. I’m not pretty enough, dude.

Do you like the name Adam? I’d like it better if I didn’t associate it with Christianity.

What is the first liquid you drank today? Iced coffee.

Have you ever been to Los Angeles, California? No, but I want to.

Do you believe in angels? Nah.

Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? Or do you not care either way? They taste similar enough to me that it doesn’t really matter. I used to prefer Pepsi because I feel like it’s fizzier, but I don’t know anymore.

Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don’t? I dunno. I mean, I still feel like I would have been better off not doing a lot of things, but on the other hand, they all got me here, and although I’m not in an ideal place, I’m better than I’ve ever been.

When is the last time you ate donuts? Like a week ago, when someone brought them to work.

Are you left handed? No.

Do you use your left or right thumb to press the space bar? The left, interestingly, lol.

Have you ever had a Hershey’s bar with almonds? Yeah, my dad loves them. I don’t really care for almonds.

What cell phone company do you have? T-Mobile.

Do you text on a daily basis? What about hourly? Daily, yeah, but not hourly. I don’t have time for that.

What’s the last song you listened to? I’m listening to “I Kissed Someone (It Wasn’t You)” by Dodie right now.

When is the last time you sneezed? Last night, I think. My allergies have been pretty bad lately.

Who is the 3rd person you talked to this morning? I haven’t talked to anyone yet this morning. My husband is still asleep.

Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone? No. We’re both married (to different people).

Do you like surveys that have good grammar and spelling? Honestly, pretty much all of them that I see have good grammar and spelling now. I think it was just annoying when people used to type “1iik3 dyss” and it was hard to read, lol.

Does your knee hurt? Not at the moment.

Has anyone ever bitten your knee? My cat might have, lol.

Do you know anyone whose name starts with an X, Q, or U? I don’t think so.

Do you know anyone whose name ends with a J, Q, or W? No one comes to mind.

Has anyone ever called you sexy? Yeah, but I feel like it’s ridiculous, lol. I don’t like that word, I think.

Do you have children? No.

Do you like raisins? Not at all.

Do you speak any language besides English? Not fluently, but I know some Spanish, and very little Greek and Japanese.

Can you eat cheese? I can and I do, often.

Are you in college? Nope.

Have you ever driven a purple car? No, but that would be cool.

What about a green car? My parents used to have a forest green Jeep, and I’ve driven that.

Do you drink hard liquor? Only if I’m at a party or something, but not usually.

What should you be doing now instead of this survey? I could be getting ready...

Do you have a printer? Yeah, but it sucks.

Have you met anyone new yet today? Nah.

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to? Heh, yeah.

Do you wish it was 10 hours later than it is now? No. That’s closer to Monday.

Have you ever been to New York City, Chicago, or Indianapolis? Just New York City. I want to go back.

Do you want some pie? Eh, not now.

Have you ever stayed up until 7:30 AM? Yeah.

Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii? Nope. I’ve never even been to Arizona or Hawaii.

Do you like ants? I mean, I don’t hate them or anything, but I don’t want them to be like, on me, or in my kitchen.

Did you like the movie Antz? I don’t think I ever finished it; I’ve only seen parts, but it seems fine.

What was your favorite ice cream flavor when you were little? Probably chocolate.

Is it still your favorite? No. My favorite is probably green tea now, or something peanut buttery.

By the way, what is your name? Sky.

And what time is it? 11:48 a.m.

What time zone do you live in? Eastern standard.

Do you like drums? Sure, yeah. I prefer other instruments, though, personally.

Have you ever drank goat milk? No.

Do you like cats? Yes! I like them a lot more since having had them.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-seven.

How many syllables does your first name consist of? My full first name consists of two, but the name I go by consists of one.

Do you know someone who is allergic to chocolate? I don’t think so.

Do you know someone who has asthma? Yeah, my cousin does. Or at least, he did when we were kids. I don’t know if he still does now.

Have you worn a dress [casual, formal, etc] within the past week? Nah. I’m not comfortable enough with my legs to wear a dress.

What is the most controversial thing youv'e done? Self-harmed? Kissed a girl? I haven’t done anything too controversial, really.

When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? I can see him right now.

Is that person your significant other? He’s my husband.

Who texts you more: your guy or girl friends? The only people who text me are my husband and my mom. I guess I have a friend at work who texts me occasionally, and she’s a girl, so.

Last person you talked to on the phone and what was it about? Annette. I’m checking up on her cats while she’s on a cruise and she was telling me where their food is and such.

Who was the last person that said comforting words to you? Probably Annette.

Are you comfortable with where you are right now? In life? I’d say I’m like, 60-75% comfortable.

Got any plans today? My mother-in-law is coming over later. We aren’t planning on really doing anything, though.

Is there someone else you’d like to be right now? No.

Were you born in an odd or even numbered year? Odd.

Did you drive anywhere at all today? Nah. I probably won’t leave the house until I go to work tomorrow.

Which of your parents did you see last? In person, I saw both of them at the same time, but I Skyped my mom yesterday.

Describe your current outfit: If you can call it an outfit, it’s gray pajama pants with off-white planets and stars, and a white shirt with a black design of an eye and coffee cups that represent the phases of the moon based on their fullness, lol.

Other than interviews, do you ever “dress to impress”? Not really. I just dress to...dress.

Are you currently listening to music? I am.

When was the last time you got really nervous? Last Wednesday, when I was late to work, lol.

Do you have any older siblings? I have two older half-siblings.

Are you the youngest in your family? In my immediate family, and not counting my nieces and nephew, yes.

Do you fill out your own surveys or do you think it’s just weird? I don’t make surveys.

What was the first thing you ate today? This Nature Valley “muffin” that’s really just a soft, crumbly bar.

Where did you buy the shoes you last wore? Payless, I think. Or somewhere like that.

What was the last thing you randomly thought about? Where I bought the last pair of shoes I wore.

Last disappointment? Getting another zit.

Do you still talk to the person you first kissed? Nah.

Have you ever had one of those elementary-school boy/girlfriends? Heh, yeah. I was brainwashed pretty young to believe that I had to have a significant other to have any value as a person.

Did you seriously believe that the opposite sex had cooties back then? Nah. Everybody thought I was weird because I was friends with the boys, lol.

Do you live in the United States? If not, where? I do.

Did you take a nap today? Nah. I’ve only been awake for like, two hours.

Do you collect anything? No.

Does your computer have a webcam? It does.

Name something random in your car: A DVD of the Grudge, lol. Someone gave it to me because I’d never seen it, and I watched it, and it was so bad that I put it in my car to donate to Goodwill or something, but I never have. So it’s still there.

What’s your cell phone ringtone? Some generic one that it came with. I just keep it on vibrate.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-six.

What's your favorite article of clothing? Ha, it’s probably one of my pajama pants. Clothing isn’t all that important to me, and I don’t have enough money to buy what I really like. Plus, I’m fat, so it’s incredibly hard to find anything in my size. Comfort is all I have.

Have you ever been in therapy for anything? Yeah, my depression was pretty severe as a teenager.

Are there any holidays you dislike? I think Columbus Day is the only one I really dislike, just because it...isn’t true, lol. Most of the other ones I either enjoy or am neutral about.

What would your dream home be like? It would be a Craftsman style, really open and colorful, spacious but not huge, with a lot of cool, possibly mid-century modern design.

What's your favorite country song? I like very few country songs. Maybe “That Don’t Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain?

Finish the sentence.. ...what sentence?

Are you happy? For the most part.

What is to the left of you? The coffee table.

Do you think clowns are creepy? Yeah. I don’t have a phobia of them or anything, but I’ve never liked them.

What's your favorite candy? I like the dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe’s, and peanut butter M&Ms.

What's something people wouldn't guess about you? Uhhh. I was a size five in high school?

If you had to write an essay about a popular song.. What would that song be? God, I don’t know. I don’t listen to popular music, lol. I’d have to really go through and find one that I like.

What's holding you back from getting what you want? Money. I feel like money holds most people back from most of the things they could otherwise do.

Do you enjoy electronic music? Sometimes, I guess.

Do you know someone who looks just like a celebrity? Not really. I know some people who look similar, but no one who could be mistaken for them or anything.

Have you ever been addicted to something? Nicotine and caffeine. Nothing hard.

When did you last have some fruit? Haha, uhh. I had an orange like, two weeks ago?

In your own words, how would you define love? I don’t know that I can or want to. Nothing I could say could accurately describe it, and plus, it’s so different for everyone.

What do you do when you need to calm down? I don’t really have an outlet for that, lol. I just sort of sit and dwell in my misery until I move past it.

iPhone or Android? Android.

Are you going on any trips soon? No. I don’t have money, remember?

If you could decorate your bedroom any way, what style would it be in? I like the “jungalow” decor style. Green, plants and plant designs, light wood and browns.

What's your favorite kind of chewing gum? I don’t really like gum because it loses its taste so fast, and a lot of it is bad for my teeth. But I generally like wintergreen flavors, and there used to be a strawberry lemonade one that I really liked. I forget which brands it was, though.

Have you discovered any new bands or artists lately? The last artist Spotify recommended me that I liked was FEMM.

What was the last photograph you've taken of? It was probably of my cat. I don’t take pictures of much else.

Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not? I believe that it’s possible that they exist, and it’s interesting to look into those things, but I’ve never personally experienced anything like that, so I can’t say for sure one way or the other.

If you can't sleep at night, what do you do? Scroll through my phone, which makes it worse.

What color are your plates and bowls? I have two sets of them -- one that my in-laws had at their house that we basically inherited, which is white and green, and one that we got as a wedding gifts, which is white with black polka-dots.

When did you last go to an amusement park? I wanna say it’s been about three years. We had annual passes to Disney World before they got more ridiculous than they already were.

How many guns have you owned? Zero. What a question, lol.

What's your favorite thing to put on bagels? Cream cheese, or goat cheese...any kind of cheese, really. Salmon is good, too.

Do you consider yourself to be an old soul? Eh, not really. I’ve never really been told that I was or anything.

What did you last change about your appearance? No idea. I don’t dye my hair, and I haven’t cut it in way too long.

How often do you play games on your phone? Haha, daily. The person before me was like, “does anyone even do that anymore?” I totally do.

When did you last take your trash out? Yesterday.

Do you have an air fryer? What do you cook the most in it? No, but we have an Insta-Pot that can function as an air-fryer. I think we’ve only used it once on wings.

What's something look forward to? One day having enough money to go on vacation, lol. My life is sad.

#survey

[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-five.

As kids, were there any toys that you & your sibling(s) used to fight over? My siblings and I weren’t close in age. We didn’t even live together.

Do you own any coloring books as an adult? What kind(s)? My friend got me some of those adult coloring books. I can’t remember the themes, though.

Have you ever tried Raspberry Pepsi? Did you like it? No. I was going to say that it sounds bad, but I like cherry Pepsi, so.

Do you remember how old you were, the first time you used a computer? Not exactly, but I’m going to guess that I was eight. That’s the first time I remember having AOL, lol.

What kinds of ice-cream do you have in your freezer right now, if any? Strawberry, and some M&M’s ice cream sandwiches.

Do you have any idea when you’ll next attend a wedding? Whose will it be? No idea. Everyone I know is either single or already married.

Name someone you know who has green eyes. Me, my dad, my sister, Jen.

As a kid, did you own any items of clothing with a Disney character on them? Probably. I know I had a lot of Lion King stuff, because that was my favorite movie.

^Do you own any such items as an adult? I have a Hercules T-shirt, but that’s it.

Is there any food in your house that has orange packaging? I’m pretty sure we have chicken-flavored ramen somewhere that has orange packaging. That’s the only thing that comes to mind.

Do you enjoy any songs by Phil Collins? Just the ones from the Tarzan soundtrack, lol.

Have you ever used a walkie-talkie? I was going to say that I’ve just used the toy ones, but I don’t think I’ve ever even used those.

Tell me about the last conversation you had that sparked your interest. What did you discuss, and with whom? I don’t even remember.

Do you own anything that is crocheted? Yeah, my friend made me a potholder that way.

Any idea what you were doing at 3PM last Wednesday? I was at work, probably typing prescriptions, because that’s my job, lol.

Do you watch any of the dating shows or are they not your sort of thing? They’re not my thing. Do you own any bath bombs? What scent(s)? No. I don’t really have a sense of smell, and I never take baths, so there’s really no point.

Have you ever had an appliance in your home break at a particularly inconvenient time? What happened? I think the last thing that broke was our fridge, and like, it’s always an inconvenient time for that to break. We just ended up getting a new one.

Are there any movies you enjoy that are in black-and-white? Nothing comes to mind, but I haven’t seen a whole lot of them.

As a child, did you ever do any baking, with your mum, grandma, or another relative? What kind of things did you bake together? Not really. I just wanted to watch TV as a kid, lol.

In the last week, have you had any dreams that were strange or amusing? Probably, but I can’t remember them.

What will you most likely be doing in 3 hours’ time? Eating lunch, maybe going to the grocery store.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-four.

Do you have the right time set on your microwave?: Nah. We never even bothered to set it.

Do you have any old newspaper articles? Why?: I don’t, but my husband probably has some given to him by his parents. I feel like he’s shown me clippings that his dad was in -- he was in the military, he ran marathons -- he was just in the paper a lot.

Do you have a flat screen tv or just a regular box?: Both of my TVs are flat screens. I don’t know if you can even buy the “box” style anymore.

Do you have a radar detector for your car?: No. My dad has one, though, and it’s so annoying.

Have you ever been arrested? For what?: Nope.

Do you know how to change the oil in your car?: No. I’m an idiot when it comes to cars.

Have you taken your shower yet?: No, but I don’t shower every day -- I’m not going to shower again until tomorrow night.

Do you like Tootsie Rolls?: Nah.

Do you have a printer? What kind?: I do, but it never works, lol. I think it’s an HP.

Are you seeing anybody currently?: My husband.

Do you or have you ever smoked cigarettes?: I used to, but now I just vape, lol.

Do you like it when it snows?: As long as I don’t have to go outside in it, lol.

Are your ears pierced?: Yeah, but just one in each lobe. I never wear earrings, anyway.

Where do you do most of your shopping?: Amazon and Publix.

Who do you live with?: My husband and our cat.

What is your most expensive bill?: Rent, of course.

Do you have a big yard?: Nah. We have a pretty small yard, and we don’t even use that.

Do you live in the country or the city?: I live in the suburbs.

Do you sleep alone or with someone every night?: My husband likes to sleep on the couch, so I’m usually alone or with my cat.

Did you have a treehouse as a child?: Nah. I wasn’t an outside kid.

At what age did you obtain your driver license?: Sixteen, I think. Maybe seventeen.

Do you look in the newspaper for coupons?: No. I never even use coupons. I probably should, but.

Did you get a big tax refund from last year?: I haven’t done my taxes yet, so I don’t know.

Do you like Slim Jim’s?: No. They have a weird, plasticky texture to them. I like other versions of that, though.

Is there someone you would love to punch right now?: Not really. I’m tired, lol.

Did you grow up fast?: I wouldn’t say so. In fact, I’d say I still haven’t grown up.

What are you favorite kind of chips?: Herr’s sour cream and onion.

Have you taken any medicine recently? For what?: I took my anti-depressant.

What have you eaten today?: A dry-ass organic toaster pastry. I do not recommend them.

Did you or are you going to wash your hair today?: I’m not going to until tomorrow night.

Does the water in your shower take a long time to get warm?: Nah.

Where did you go today?: Nowhere yet -- I’ve only been awake for about an hour. We’re going to the grocery store later, though.

Are you sleepy right now?: Yeah.

What color is your mousepad?: I don’t have one.

Should you be doing something else at the moment?: I could be doing my taxes, but...

Do you like your neighbors?: I don’t dislike them, but I don’t know them.

Do you have bedroom shoes?: No. My feet get way too hot for that.

Do you get your eyebrows waxed?: Not anymore. I used to, but the last few times, I had an allergic reaction to the wax, so I stopped.

Has anyone given you flowers recently?: Nah.

Do you work Monday thru Friday?: I do.

Is there anything you are looking forward to tomorrow?: Not really. Sleeping in again?

How many miles does your car have on it?: I don’t remember. I don’t really look at it. It’s over forty thousand, though.

Is your alarm clock set to radio or beep?: My phone plays a song from my Spotify for its alarm.

Do you like to go fishing?: I haven’t been since I was little, and I didn’t like it then. Sounds kinda boring, to be honest.

Has anyone you know been arrested recently?: Not that I’m aware of.

Do you have more than 1 email address?: Yeah, but I really only use the one.

Do you think you will have the same job 2 years from now?: I hope so, or one that makes more money.

Do you have central heating and air?: Yeah.

Do you speed while driving?: Yeah, but not too much -- five or ten miles over.

Is there someplace you would rather be right now?: I mean, I’d rather be like, on vacation or something. But realistically, no; I’m tired and don’t feel like going anywhere.

Did you build the computer you are using?: Pffft, no way.

Do you have good computer speakers?: Not at all. That’s the one thing about this computer -- the speakers are the worst I’ve ever heard.

Are you waiting on anything at the moment?: Not really.

Where is your favorite person?: Asleep on the couch beside me.

Do you keep track of your debit purchases?: Probably not as much as I should, lol.

Do you ever shop at Harris Teeter? I’ve never even been to one.

Do you like to burn incense?: I have basically no sense of smell, so there’s no point to me.

Are there any plants in your house?: No.

How long does it take you to get to work?: At least forty-five minutes, on a good day. That’s the price I pay to not work in shitty retail or restaurants.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-three.

What’s your favourite flavour of soda, pop or whatever else you call it? I like diet or zero cherry cola the best -- like, cherry Coke Zero or cherry Pepsi Max or whatever it’s called now. Lemon-lime is a close second, though.

What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at? Pretty high. It might be at the maximum, actually.

Have you ever attended a religious or private school? No.

Do you have any pets and are they cuddly? I have a cat, and she’s extremely cuddly. She always wants to be like, on top of my face.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Ugh, I’ve had a lot of terrible jobs. CVS might have been the worst, though. But anything where customers are involved is absolute hell.

How many cars does your household own? Two.

Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that? I don’t think so, no.

What time do you usually have dinner? Through the week, it’s usually around seven, because that’s when I get home from work, but on the weekends, it’s basically whenever we get hungry.

Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone? There are a lot, lol.

What’s your favourite meat? Crab. I like most meat, though.

Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time? I need them all the time.

How did you celebrate your last New Years Eve? Haha, we didn’t do anything. I slept through New Year’s.

Is the internet fast where you live? Yeah, but we pay for the fastest one.

What is your favourite meal of the day and why? It’s probably dinner, because it’s the biggest one.

Do you like long surveys or short surveys better? Short, I guess, but I’m not averse to long ones.

Xbox, PlayStation or neither? PlayStation. I used to have an Xbox, and I just can’t deal with the controls, or the controllers, or something.

Have you ever been to a cocktail bar? Probably.

Do you consider yourself a fast typer? Yeah. I’m a typist as my job, so.

What’s the best amusement park you’ve ever visited? I hate to say it, but Animal Kingdom is probably my favorite, just because I love animals so much. I’m not into roller coasters, though -- if you are, Six Flags is probably the best one I’ve been to.

Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organized? Not really.

Have you ever had a romantic fling? I guess, yeah.

Are you a very forgetful person? Extremely.

What was the last movie you saw in the cinema? Spider-Man: No Way Home. We basically never go to the movies because it’s so expensive; we just went to see that because we knew it’d be good, and it was really big, etc.

How old were you when you got your first car? Twenty-two. I drove my parents’ cars before that.

What colour is your shampoo? The shampoo itself is white, but the bottle is clear, and the label is green.

Are you doing anything tomorrow? Just going to work.

Do you know anyone who’s gotten pregnant over the age of 40? Yeah, a few people I work with.

Tell me a silly little wives’ tale you believed when you were a child. I don’t know what constitutes a “wives’ tale,” but I’m sure I believed a lot of them.

Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home? My husband and I usually go together. I guess technically he does, because he goes without me sometimes.

Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion? Yeah.

Are you listening to music right now? If so, what’s the theme of the lyrics. I am, but I don’t know what the theme is. I’m listening to an album I haven’t heard before, so.

What was the last thing you had to eat? Uhhh. What did I eat last night? Chips and salsa.

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[sky-on-surveys]

Five hundred and eighty-two.

Do you use forks or spoons more? Forks, I’d say. Have you ever or would you ever wear a cat ear hat? I can’t remember if I have before, but depending on the hat, I might. What’s the last thing you purchased on Amazon? or on any site? Haha, it was makeup primer and some stickers to put on my tumbler. Do you find yourself questioning what happens after death often? Not often, no. Even when I think about it, I don’t really question it; I just come to the conclusion that I don’t know and move on.

What kind of tree is your favorite? Probably cherry blossoms. Oak trees are pretty cool, too.

What did you have for breakfast last? Oh shit, I forgot to eat breakfast today, haha. Well, yesterday I had a Kind bar, which is what I would have had today if I’d remembered... What color is your bedside table? It’s white and a light wooden color. What kind of body wash do you use? Right now, I’m using Shea Moisture, but there isn’t one that I use consistently. I haven’t found one I really like. Where was the last place you’ve visited that is out of your region? Uh. Delaware? What’s on your grocery list currently? Coffee, coffee creamer, and toothpaste are the only ones I can remember off the top of my head. But we’re just going to see what’s on sale, I think. What’s the most you’re willing to spend on a cup of coffee? Depends on the coffee. Is it like, special? A specific flavor or something? I usually don’t buy coffee like that anyway, though -- I just make it at home. Do you have a job, do you enjoy it? I enjoy it way more than the other jobs I’ve had. What is something scary you have done? Heh, I actually don’t know. I haven’t done a lot of like, risk-taking things. Do you think fish are cute/pretty? Some of them, yeah. Are you any good at math? Not at all. What’s the nastiest dish you’ve ever had? I can’t remember anything nasty, but someone at work made this potato salad for Thanksgiving last year and she didn’t season it or put anything in it, so it was basically just potatoes and mayonnaise, and it was pretty disgusting. What’s your favorite candy? Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups, peanut butter M&Ms, and those Reese’s eggs that they have around Easter -- the big, round ones, not the flat ones that come in the bags. Have you ever sold something to a pawn shop? I don’t think so. Do you or anyone you know talk or walk in your sleep? I talk in my sleep, or at least I used to. No one else has really told me whether or not they do, though, so I don’t know. Do you ever make bets on anything? Nah. What cell phone provider do you use? T-Mobile. Any plans for the upcoming week? Just working. Do you know anyone with blue hair? I don’t think so. Are you currently listening to music or watching TV? I’m listening to “Get Over Here” by Aly and AJ. Where did you get your shirt at? I think it was Target. How many towns have you lived in? Six total, I think. Are you currently hungry or thirsty? I’m thirsty. Probably gonna get some water after this. Do you like to be hugged? I mean, it depends on who it is, but if it’s like, my husband or a friend or something, then yeah. How do you like your eggs? if you eat them.  If I’m eating them with something else, like hash browns or on a sandwich, I like them poached or over easy, so the yolk is runny. But if I’m just eating eggs by themselves, I’d rather have them scrambled, or in an omelet or something. Do you like cranberry juice? No. I don’t like that weird, dry aftertaste it has. Have you ever noticed an error in a movie or TV show? All the time, lol. Is it frustrating to you when you have to repeat yourself? Sometimes. I think it depends on why I’m repeating myself. If they just didn’t hear me or something, that doesn’t really bother me, but if they straight weren’t paying attention or not listening in an inconsiderate way, then yeah, that’s frustrating. What advertisers are currently on your screen? None. Do you or have you ever taken lessons for anything? Yeah, I took karate and guitar lessons when I was a kid. Has something heavy ever fallen on top of you? Not too heavy, I don’t think. Do you know a lot of people who share the same name? None of my close friends have the same names, but I know a lot of people like, at work and such, named Jennifer and Michael. Do you prefer minty toothpaste or something else? I like minty toothpaste. What’s your favorite shoe brand? Probably Skechers, just because they fit me best and they’re the most comfortable that I’ve tried without being like, $100+. When did you last consume chocolate? Huh. I don’t know, actually. None of the desserts I have here are chocolate. Do you have a favorite shape? Hmm. Probably crescent moons. Do you own a pool? Do you enjoy swimming? I don’t own a pool, and I’m not big on swimming because I get bored so fast. I’m okay with being in the water, and it’s nice when it’s hot, but it’s like...now what? Lol. Do you like oat milk? It’s fine, but I prefer vanilla almond milk, in my experience. Do you or anyone you know have a pet snake? I have an acquaintance -- someone I knew in high school who I don’t talk to anymore -- who has a pet snake. Do you currently have a light on in the room you’re in? Actually, yeah, but I don’t know why -- there’s plenty of light coming in from the windows. Have you ever slept in past noon? Haha, yeah. I used to sleep in until like, 1 pm all the time when I was younger. What’s the better warm beverage.. tea or coffee? Coffee tastes better to me, but tea is probably better for you. Who is your last missed call from? I think it’s an unknown number. I don’t feel like getting my phone, though. Do you ever donate your unworn clothing? Yeah. Do you own anything with your country’s flag on it? Nope. I’m not patriotic at all. Who is worse in your family or friend group for never answering their phone? My mom. What was the last challenging thing you done? I dunno. I don’t really challenge myself that often, lol. Have you ever been inside of a mansion? I don’t think so, actually. Are you scared of any insects? I’m scared of most insects, lol.

Do you have ADD/ADHD? I do. Do you prefer chocolate chip or sugar cookies? Chocolate chip. I’m really not a fan of sugar cookies most of the time. Would you ever get a tattoo of a cat? Eh, I doubt it. Do you know anyone with the name Brianna? I know someone named Breanna. She’s the one with the snake, lol. Would you say you are outspoken? Not really. I don’t like confrontation, so I keep to myself if I feel like what I’m gonna say is going to cause a problem. What are your opinions on self diagnosing mental disorders? I mean, obviously it depends. Some people probably over-diagnose themselves with every little thing, but sometimes, we know ourselves better than anyone else and we know if we have symptoms of something. A few people I’ve spoken to don’t think I have ADHD because I’m “normal,” but I have literally every symptom. What’s something you like about the town you live in? I dunno. I like how close the grocery store is? Do you celebrate Halloween? What’s your favorite thing about it? Yeah! I like a lot about it, but my favorite thing is probably the decor. I love witchy shit. What did you last draw? I don’t know. I don’t really draw. How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? What do they look like? I only own one. They’re pink with a  black and white houndstooth pattern on the sides. Do you ever jokingly flip people off? No. Who do you know that gives the best advice? I dunno. Never really thought about it. What was the reason for your last doctor visit? I think I was sick -- like, I had a really bad cold -- and nothing I did was working, so I gave up and went to see if they could help. They couldn’t, lol. Do you ever go to your local library? No. I went there when I first moved here, and the lady at the front desk was such a bitch, I never went back. She came into my work at the time, too, and she was even a bitch there.

What’s the last thing you said to one of your parents? Probably “bye.” When did you last exercise? Ha, uh. Probably like, a month ago? I hate exercising. I’m so lazyyyy. Have you ever listened to Hollywood Undead? Yeah. I used to like them when I was in high school. Where did you last go out to eat at? Culver’s, I think. Who is your last email from? Thrive Market. Have you ever binged watched a whole show in one day? Yeah. That’s the best way to do it. Do you enjoy watching cooking shows? Only if they’re competition shows. I’d never watch like, Rachel Ray or anything where they’re just talking and cooking. Have you brushed your hair today? No. I haven’t gone out yet. Could you go for a nap right now? Nah, I just woke up like, two hours ago. What’s the weather like today? My computer says it’s 70 F and partly sunny. Do you like mushrooms? Yeah.

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