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Phil: Romanoff, how long do you estimate this task will take? Natasha: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Phil: And if I made Barton help? Natasha: Oh an hour and a half at least!

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Kate: We make a pretty great team. Yelena: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

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Bad guy, holding a gun: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna shoot you!

Natasha, unphased: Mhm.

Bad guy: I will!

Natasha: Okay.

Bad guy: *grips gun tighter*

Natasha: *raises eyebrows*

Bad guy:

Natasha: Do you want me to pull the trigger??

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At the Zoo

Yelena: So what are they in for?

Kate: Yelena, this isn’t a prison.

Yelena: So they can leave?

Kate: Well I mean... not exact-

Yelena: *Points to a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.

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Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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Yelena: Barton come here.

Clint: Why?

Yelena: Just come here.

Clint: No, you're gonna hit me...

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Clint: I'm exhausted, Laura and I were up until 3am with the baby.

Natasha: Why would you keep the baby up that late?

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Phil: You know what I realized today? I'm not even stressed out about our line of work anymore. The amount of stress I undergo every second of every day is solely because of you two. You two are the only cause of my never-ending stress.

Natasha:

Clint: Does that mean we win??

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Clint: And Yelena, thanks for the cooperation.

Yelena: For the record, I did not cooperate.

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Bad guy: What's your names?

Kate, whispering: Do I tell them my real name?

Yelena: No.

Kate: Alright! I'm... Yelena Belova...

Yelena: ...

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Yelena: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Kate: And people don't?

Yelena: No.

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Kate: *Throws her arms around Yelena*

Yelena: ...What are you doing?

Kate: Giving you a hug

Yelena: ...

Kate: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it

Kate: Unclench the fists, Yelena. Unclench the fists. There you go

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Kate: I have a problem.

Yelena: Kill it.

Kate: Can you chill for like five seconds?

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Natasha: We’re about to do the taser challenge. Do you want in?

Steve: What's the taser challenge?

Clint: We tase each other, then drink.

Steve: How do you win?

Natasha: What are you, a lawyer? Do you want in or not?

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Phil: My life is in the hands of an idiot.

Barton: *Motioning to himself and Nat* No, two idiots.

Natasha: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!

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Kate: I'll go with you.

Yelena: I can't risk losing anyone I care about.

Clint: I'll go.

Yelena: Okay.

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Yelena: Being half asleep and feeling someone kiss your forehead is one of the purest forms of love.

Kate *angry*: Unless you live alone.

Kate: Lena you have to announce your presence...

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