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hmmm

#Tremere

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

#talk box fun

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LaCroc

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I want to sing to and hear the songs of the others, but I don't know if they'd hear my lyrics, or if they have the thirst to drink from my pool.

I am an island surrounded by an ocean. It takes so much patience to swim to me and learn my melodies.

I'm sorry. I can't help it. My mouth isn't mine any more. Malkav translates my thoughts into static few can decipher. My thoughts are glass, but my words are walls.

#at least the Wizard King understands my songs #VTMB #RP #VTM

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The brothers and sisters thou hast forsaken walk freely amongst the radiance of God’s rage, for they have not sinned as we have. Remember this, when thou art damned, for damned thou art: our world’s most important star dost allowest the waterbloods to crest the day with the dawn, but hast nothing but the loathing for us that we deserve. We scuttle in darkness, unafraid and filled with hubris, but it may be the disowned childer and bastards we stamp out that save us all.

#VTMB #thinbloods #IC #Malkavian

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I never knew my daddy. :(

Alright the results are in. Sorry the graph isn’t better, I am but a simple malk. I diagnose us with “bad relationship with sire disease”

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PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON!!

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#colon open bracket

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DEFINITELY. The fuckening is the uplifting part of the process.

vampire clans be like oooh i’m CURSED, i’m so TORTURED by my BANE and then it’s like, they go apeshit easier or they can only drink certain blood or they like sparkly things or they’re ugly. fuck outta here you guys don’t know SHIT about getting cursed

#IC

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if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies

#YES

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Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

#life #q

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Somebody broke their mask...

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Attention! Attention! 

I would like to tell the present party a joke. 

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Los Angeles, California. 

#((and my Malkavian loses her fucking MIND))

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Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful.

The first brother is the strongest.

“Watch this,” he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.

“What happened?!” his brothers exclaimed.

“You see that mansion over there?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead.”

“Wow!” his brothers say. “As expected, for you are the strongest.”

The second brother to go is the oldest.

“Watch and learn, boys,” he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.

Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.

“What happened?!” His brothers exclaimed.

“You see that village over there?”

“Yeah?” They said.

“Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive.”

“Wow!” his brothers say in awe. “As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience.”

The third brother is the fastest. Not to be outdone, he says “Watch this, and don’t blink or you might miss it.”

He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200mph.

In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.

“What happened?!” his brothers exclaimed.

“You see that giant tree over there?”

“…Yeah?”

“Well I sure fuckin’ didn’t.”

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Į̴̧͇̯̭̙̩͆̕̚ ̴̢̨̧̨̢̤̳̙͓͚͎̮̜̞̽Ḫ̷̻̺̻͎͇̹͇̬͙̗͊̋̑̍̒̐̈́̀͊͌̋̅͠A̵̫̗̯̝̩̘̝͍͍̝̞̲̫͍̝͊̈́̊̑̌͑V̷̮͑̂͂͂̅͊͛̇̃́͝Ḙ̵̥̣̲́̊̒̒̍̌̈́̽̑̈̕ ̶̻̻͎͋̂̽S̴̖̦̼̖̠̔̄̑O̷̝̯͑̆͘ ̴͌��̦͖͚͖̣̠̘͙̃̆̃͂̈́̈́̓̈́̂̚̕͝M̵̡̦̻̝̣̥̗̑̿Á̶̩̗̙͉̪̱͙͖̞͚͚͖̼̈́͗̈̆͘N̴̡̡̛̠͕̜͈̥͂͌͆̉̾̓͋̓Ŷ̷̢͌̀̂̀̍̐͒͌́̑́͗͠͝ ̸̨͚͇̹̥͉̄̐͐̄̕S̵̛̜͍̐Ę̷̜̲̗̣̀̉͊͂̄͛̉̃̏̋̈́͂̋̕͜͝E̵̗̟̪̰̱̱̜̲͉̘̜̣̋̓͊̾̌̋̄̍̇͊̕Ȉ̴̡̗̭̳̫̣̥̘̘̻̄͜͜N̶̟̪̣̭͙̲̿̎̊̈́̓͆͊̿̔͛Ģ̶̨̞͉͖̞̦̼̞̼͍̰̙̿͑͜ ̴̥̬̩̦̳̹̞͕̻̳̤̝̞͙̰̄̊̈͠Ț̵̨̲̤͔̦̤̯̫̭̝͑ͅỌ̸̺̀̋́͛̾̈͋͒̕͝O̶̧͍̙͖̼̟̳̘̿̔̔̈́̌̈́̽͋͠͠ͅL̶͚̦̘̯̪̳̠̱̹̯̾͂̒̈́͆̽̐̓̀̍̚Ş̷͙͇̪̤͕̼̹͚̯̘͈̓̃̍̓͋̏͊͐͒́̽͠͝ͅ

Kindred Picrew

So I wanted to do that Picrew that’s been going around the VTM RP blogs, but I don’t have a Kindred character that I RP as. So I thought I’d just make myself as a Kindred, but unlike I’m assuming basically all of you, I’ve never really settled on “what Clan I am.” I have a favorite clan, but claiming one as my personal Clan is hard. I do, however, have 3 Clans that I sort of identify with in different ways. So, the solution: Made three!

Here I am as a Toreador ^

Here I am as a Ventrue ^

And here I am as a Brujah. ^

And here’s the link so you can make your own!

#no I don't :(

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Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

#ask box games