sleep-deprived-lesbian

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

things that would be dope to be

the marble in spray paint

boulder at the bottom of a lake

the last leaf of autumn… take your sweet old time

lightbulb filament

grain of sand

pillbug that just discovered an insane composter

cumulonimbus cloud

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

When you tell people they shouldn’t want to fantasize sexually about children their #1 argument is almost always that they don’t see how it’s any different from violent or dark fiction like horror villains or first person shooters or torture dungeon bondage smut, and that’s fucking stupid because a child is a normal everyday kind of extremely vulnerable person that an adult can hurt literally just by touching once. None of that horror or extreme fetish stuff can be that easily applied to real life just anywhere, you can always find a consenting adult happy to larp it with you, and when you do find a consenting adult to larp sexy slasher monsters then you’re still just eroticizing an inanimate scenario and props rather than eroticizing the concept of children. Imagine someone training their brain to think just “children,” period, are a sexy idea and believing that’s no worse than being into handcuffs or spooky murder movies.

#IVE BEEN SAYING THIS

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I really like the word ���smitten”. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word that’s born of the word “smite.” a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well — struck with devastating affection.

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

Ranger: Can I try to take one of the orc’s tusks?

DM (me): *sighs* Are we really doing this again?

Ranger: I swear I’m not gonna make another teeth chandelier

Monk, Bard, and Cleric: A what.

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

screaming

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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

wtf was that

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Today's Seal Is: Caterpillar