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The leg thing that has been trending on Twitter

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Every Night 💧 (CW: Strong Language)

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ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

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wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via)

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Remember when I said I’d be an Arknights casual, haha those where the days

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Big bro SilverFluff doodle 🐾

He still hasn't graced me with his presence 😭💦

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Wanted to indulge myself a bit by drawing my custom Arknights doctor and SilverAsh

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(submitted by miracle worker @edgeiv​)

PERFECT.

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Arknights: Operational Intelligence

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i love how arknights consistently characterizes the doctor as having the worst diet on the planet. so far the only things we've seen them eat are

- salted egg flavored chocolate

- hamburgers

-meat flavored cookies (are these. are these just dog treats? is the doctor eating dog treats?)

- fried worm legs, which im not going to spend any degree of time thinking about

like im pretty sure the only one making any effort to ensure the doctor eats a vegetable is savage and her mushroom pies

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ON GOD I WAS GOING TO INCLUDE HER but I didn’t want to draw away from the SilverAsh skit and then I just didn’t write her between Gravel and SilverAsh but YES Absolutely.

Deepcolor is a very strong case for Horny but also very interesting outside and inside of that because she starts out like “I’m just an artist, I just like to paint, can I paint you? I like painting people, don’t ask me to fight, though, I’m just gonna chill in the back and let my Helpers do the thing,” but as you build Trust with her and promote her, it eventually becomes “PLEASE stop being nice to me, I hate it I hate it I hate it, I’m going to like you, and I can’t like you, it literally goes against my job desc—ehhhh…” because, you know, her entire File is a big bold faced lie and she’s an AEgirian spy, and she’s legitimately growing to like Rhodes Island, growing to like the surface, and growing to like you, and then, she absolutely gives up and goes from 

“Don’t mind me, just an artist, haha.”

to

[IN FLOWERY WORDS] “What if we go to the beautiful depths of the sea and I jump your bones until you pass out? Is my cleavage visible? What if I tell you so many things that your entire understanding of Terra crumbles?”

Which is, you know, pretty up there in the Horny Scale, but also? God damn if I’m not a sucker for some Deep Sea Spy Sexual Tension.

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Now i’m addicted✨✨✨

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Honestly I try to play Arknights horny like how God intended one to play mobages, but the whole "divorcee with a child" angle gets in the way of that. I can't just drool over operators I'd fuck, my player character has responsibilities to think about.

Like yes Mr. SilverAsh you do look like someone who can go all night, but *squints* how good are you with kids?

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Big kitty vs 1 tiny gadget

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