podcast character body pillow
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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ほむまど by 193縣道 [pixiv] [twitter]
♡ reprint permission was granted by the artist.
MV: 『 少女レイ 』 - source
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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
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when I'm in a whimpering competition and my opponent is the male lead of a horror podcast
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness
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editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about
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i miss them a little if im gonna be honest
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twt @nanakemi
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis
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oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*
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i’m at my clits end
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