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The answer may surprise you!

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

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Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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GUYS!!!! LIVE HADES 2 GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH

I DON'T WANNA POST SPOILERS SO I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABT THE GAME SO FAR BUT I'M SO EXCITED ;O;

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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What’s your fantasy?

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

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Delicious and dragons

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LOL

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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