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even funnier, isn't King Edward the gay king

hello????

#gays when they see the roung table <3<3<3

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you get severly less likly to get kidnapped after 25, time to wrinkle up bitches nighttime walks are back on the menu

Anti-aging skincare this…anti-aging skincare that… maybe invent some anti-aging for my damn knees.

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#they a big fan of denim....

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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take is slow.....BUT TAKE IT

#trying to write a fucking report

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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you do get waterproof phones (mine is supposedly (cracked from my sis))

The LED lights look so fun, i had a bunch i kept inside my fish tank, I bet these are easy to get...

#Candles are for bath #led lights for showers noted #real talk if I try try tryied i could tops do 15 minutes

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Do you constantly think about how BBC Merlin randomly gave Arthur and Merlin a psychic bond which never comes back again until the very last episodes when Merlin communicates with Arthur telepathically through his dreams or are you normal

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why are you so smooth captain

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you mean the cutest comic

can't stop making silly comics

#feel like these should be a whole thing for kids #understanding emotions with lil aliens

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In my previous life I was a boy-emperor that got murdered by his advisors before he had the chance to grow up, so that’s why im like this

#so jelly i was a very young beraggled medieval man and I got eatten by a bear in a somewhere in europe #it was medieval times tho so i can't pinpoint which country

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has anyone else been personaally victimized by alpros soy milk?

Just made a cheese sauce, and the second the milk hit the pan I knew I'd fucked up

suger

SUGER

and is swear those cunts add vanilla extract and don't put it on the fucking label.

Like ffs, you can - make cheese sauce with water. It's not too bad surprisenly - instead ive just had to put ungodly amounts of pepper on my delish dish, broccoli, leak, chicken, pasta, I be looking forward to all day.

My cheese costed me £3. Swear I checked the front and it didn't say added sugar and thats just a lie

#guess thats also why ive been fuzzy all fucking day i think me and sugar aren't friends and i drank a glass full of it in a milkshake. #alpro #soy milk #like i was just getting my gluten free dairy free fat yummy meal - and bam boozled? ah!!! :(

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scramble eggs.

or

cereal (corn flakes)

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#yah gotta understand i just became allergic to bred #so just eggs #and fake cheese #also became lactose intolerant

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I love being this generation, I love knowing where people are shitting, I love knowing who I'll kill first, I love avoiding the shit.

I look around and everyone else is covered in shit, y'all don't gotta be that way baby, just, leave them. they're abusive

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start