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What is your Hogwarts house?

Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!

#fucking jkr ruining an important part of my childhood/teen years #anyway its all mid so fuck her!!!

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#my mind read this as 'mummy in the tummy' ajsjd #at least it still rhymed #puns are my favorite

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Barbie (2023) + the internet

bonus:

#barbie #this movie was so special to me in a way i can't explain #and i think it's also the first movie I saw on a theater after covid sjskfkg god

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

#🎉🏳️‍🌈🔪💕🧁 #lmao

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Guys, I love Farah so much 🥺💗

The Wayhaven Chronicles and its characters belong to @seraphinitegames

#my wife!!! #farah hauville #twc #the wayhaven chronicles

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that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

#me when i see miyeon

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#them!!! #korrasami #i miss them

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rapscallion

#noooooooooooooo #cats

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#pokemon #i miss when the pokedex just bullied ash 24/7

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Jackie! No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! No, Jackie! Wake up! No! Jackie, wake up! No! No, Jackie, wake up. No! No. No! Jackie! No.

YELLOWJACKETS: 103. The Dollhouse ➙ 110. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

#i expected her to die in a more meaningful way #or a cooler (ha) way #but oh well #yellowjackets #i mean isn't it kinda stupid that if she was starting to feel cold enough to not feel part of her limbs she'd swallow her pride and be like #'oh maybe i should swallow my pride for now and get back and deal with the fallout in the morning so i don't die'???? #anyway i guess i should watch s2 in case they explain it

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#this gave me 50 poison damage #i wish i was jared 19 now

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☆Happy Birthday Kamado Tanjiro☆

14th July

#my boy my son my beautiful child #demon slayer

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not sure if this is too niche of a crossover, but here’s what i think the derry girls would think of the yellowjackets plane crash 🫡

#derry girls #this is so funny and accurate xkdnfmg #i havent even seen the yellow thing show but im dying kskskkd #video

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Joker: you use Joker as bait?? oh! oh! jail for shepard! jail for shepard for One Thousand Years!!!!

#i was just playing this recently and god its so funny fkskfkf #mass effect

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Idk how the fuck i got hacked since i haven't logged in in a while here but I'm sorry guys I already reset my password and deleted the posts ugh

#its the fucking rayban bullshit again no one is gonna fucking buy your fake ass ugly fucking glasses stop this bullshit already!!!!

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Wrex: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb humans until I got a dumb human myself.

Wrex: I’ve only known Shepard for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

#mass effect #i love this #i just finished tuchanka so this hits different 💕 #i love my krogan dad

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im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

#i thought it was a photoshoped baby giraffe djskkslf