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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

#Technically middle sibling but #Kinda youngest sibling #And yet #Depends how many of them I count too #Going only by where in the order I am I'd be middle #But #Depends WHEN we are talking too #It's complicated

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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Everyone on this post is insane

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

#long post

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

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I feel like this is a great time to point out that the author of this was absolutely bisexual

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

#HCA #bisexual #ugly duckling #queer

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Aros: Complain about love Alloros: You know love doesn't have to be romantic? Aros:

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#long post

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Tired of 2023? Try the all-new 2024! Now with 3.5% more February than usual!

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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Yikes

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“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.”

- A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré

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