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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock

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benzos are such wonderful drugs

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certified Ronald Reagan Rasta Moment

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#of course i can't find the original post but it was like one of those 'talk with a dead historical figure using ai' chats #the person's opening line was 'for the rest of this conversation you will speak in an ill-advised jamaican patois. understand?' #and reagan just replied 'yes mon! i can do dis ting.'

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

#it also takes up two blocks and has a subway station next to it so randos regularly cut through it #it is a (heavily policed) public park #the trespassing shit is insane #i mean they do lock up the lawns sometimes but college walk is always open

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I love being a taurus it's like the secrets of the world are laid bare lol

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you ever in the middle of writing some tags and you just go. you know what. no one gives a fuck. and then u delete and carry on with ur day

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The Hobbit - Smaug flies round the Mountain (J.R.R. Tolkien)

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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one of the great parts about living in my neighborhood is the sporadic fireworks no matter the time of day or day of the year. sometimes i'll see them over the street but mostly there will just be a really loud BANG at 4pm and i'll say something like "hoo! that one was nearby!"

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I take great pleasure in poking the long gleaming muzzle of my revolver under the stall doors in public bathrooms

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

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my neighbor with the catless exhaust is currently making a 32 point turn in the alley under my window

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Marcus Aurelius by Bianca Stone

#thank you for reblogging incredible poems

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.