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#i love how that handcuff is doing jackshit but mickey is still sitting there like a scolded child

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universal language

#me n who

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Today is a very good day to think about Mickey giving little kisses to Ian's freckles

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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)

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#😭

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My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.

Everyone added to the group is named Mike.

Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.

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booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

#um

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

#😭

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this is sending me

#💀

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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

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I’m back whores

#💗💗💗

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Mickey Milkovich | 11.01

#i love arm #bark bark chomp

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Saw this shirt the other day and I just had to

#lmaooo

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Have you guys thought about the fact that Ian’s hand covers Mickey’s entirely. Have you thought about big paw holding small paw today. Have you thought about Mickey’s hand being held gently. Have you thought about Ian doing the thumb caress thing on Mickey’s hand. Have you thought about Ian gently running his thumb over his FUCK U-UP tattoo. HAVE YOU

#BIG PAW HOLDING SMALL PAW #this is everything!!

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge