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Merry Christmas WeirdKev/SlyCooper&CarlosFox!

@slycooperandcarlosfox As per your brief, here is some Alice – feeling particularly complainy about LaCroix and the Camarilla tonight – picking up a certain newcomer to LA! And being quite surprised when she turns out to not fit the stereotypes Alice was expecting…

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“Well – I suppose I should be grateful this one isn’t explicitly an attempt to kill me.”

Alice paced up and down the train platform, scowling. “Though that also makes it all the more baffling to figure out why LaCroix sent me here,” she continued, since she had nothing better to do and no one around to hear her except her Wonderland hangers-on. “Perhaps he just needed me out of the way for a night? Wanted to be sure I wouldn’t interrupt him in the middle of his other schemes?”

“It is a puzzle,” Cheshire agreed, loping along beside her. “But purrhaps you should spend less energy on pushing these blocks around. You have other tasks more meriting your concern.”

“I know, I know. It’s just…” Alice stopped, running her fingers through her hair. “Honestly, I think I hate these kinds of jobs more than, for example, being tasked to drag that sarcophagus out of the museum.”

“Why? The sarcophagus wasn’t there to drag, and the museum didn’t end up on fire,” Hatter pointed out. “Easy night, all things considered.”

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silly little comic I made

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Riley cracked her first safe! Sly’s trying to hold back tears lol

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"... After the day I adopted you, I looked at you and thought, 'man, one day this  sweet little girl is gonna be the greatest Cooper to ever live...' Good to know I was right..."

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COP AU

Constable Cooper has sticky hands, though, not many know about it. Things go missing in the offices, but no one’s ever caught Cooper in the act. Carmelita only knows due to Sly’s guilt admitting that he’s been hoarding the things he’s picked.

People have found that The Inspector has this uncanny ability to find anything that was lost.

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YEAAAAAH!!! Here we go!!

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Carlos: Did you pick up where and when he is?

[Connecting.....]

[Finding signal......]

[Signal found....]

[Transmitting message now....]

"Hello? Is anyone out there? My name is Sly Cooper, I'm *unintelligible*. I'm looking for my team, my brothers. *heavy static* name's are- *unintelligible*. Send help if you get this!"

[Signal lost... Please reconect.....]

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Sly 1: [Carmelita learns that although she and Sly are on opposite sides of the law, he serves justice in his own way]

Sly 2: [Carmelita learns that although she and Sly are on opposite sides of the law, he serves justice in his own way]

Sly 3: [Carmelita learns that although she and Sly are on opposite sides of the law, he serves justice in his own way]

TiT: [Carmelita learns that although she and Sly are on opposite sides of the law, he serves justice in his own way]

A weirdly high number of fans [ie like three]: TiT really brought Carmelita’s character in new directions! I think she grew a lot :)

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Carlos: We still got a time machine, right?

[Connecting.....]

[Finding signal......]

[Signal found....]

[Transmitting message now....]

"Hello? Is anyone out there? My name is Sly Cooper, I'm *unintelligible*. I'm looking for my team, my brothers. *heavy static* name's are- *unintelligible*. Send help if you get this!"

[Signal lost... Please reconect.....]

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Sally Acorn: stop dating my brother!

@fish-cooper: you know what? I’m gonna start dating him even harder

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Sly: Yes, I may be a shoplifter. But I absolutely do NOT support stealing from small or family owned businesses.

Sly: No repeat after me, “If it’s a chain, it’s free reign. And if it’s Hobby Lobby, the world is your oyster, steal from them, they’re homophobic.”

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Carlos: Sorry. And you're welcome.

[Connecting.....]

[Finding signal......]

[Signal found....]

[Transmitting message now....]

"Hello? Is anyone out there? My name is Sly Cooper, I'm *unintelligible*. I'm looking for my team, my brothers. *heavy static* name's are- *unintelligible*. Send help if you get this!"

[Signal lost... Please reconect.....]

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Gryphon: So what are you supposed to be?

Sly: I'm a raccoon. What are you?

Gryphon: I'm a figment of Alice's Imagination.

Sly: Oh, that makes sense.

#sly cooper #gryphon #source:spongebob squarepants battle for bikini bottom #alice madness returns #american mcgee's alice

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Carlos:*pulls the radio from his belt and throws it at Bentley*

[Connecting.....]

[Finding signal......]

[Signal found....]

[Transmitting message now....]

"Hello? Is anyone out there? My name is Sly Cooper, I'm *unintelligible*. I'm looking for my team, my brothers. *heavy static* name's are- *unintelligible*. Send help if you get this!"

[Signal lost... Please reconect.....]

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Just something silly I did after I noticed how the new R&C character looks a bit like another familiar game mascot

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Did something for Father’s Day

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Lizzie: Hey, Victor! *goes down on one knee* Will you be my brother in law?

Victor: Did you… did you just propose to me?

Alice: For me?

Lizzie: Well, someone had to do it.