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"I love seeing people react to Tsao's "She's a woman, she doesn't know up from down!" line. Every time, it's practically a spit-take! Nobody expects dialogue that raw and that fucked up in a kids game, and the reactions are glorious."

Confessed by: Anonymous

(I've faced a lot of bad men in my time, but you sir, are the worst. -Sly)

#Sly Cooper #General Tsao #Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves #Gaming #Confessions

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"I like spamming the Feral Pounce because it makes Sly jump around like a weird little critter. It serves no combat purpose, I'll just hop around the map for an hour and not get bored."

Confessed by: Anonymous

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"I played a lot of the two-player modes in Sly 3 with my brother (did anyone else even play those?) but most of the time whenever we played Cops and Robbers we didn't follow the game rules and just kept trying to get the mega-jump powerup to get on top of the police dome and play keep-away. Good times, good, stupid times."

Confessed by: broken-clover

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"I thought Clockwerk easter eggs were cool at first, but I then I remember that Clockwerk went after the ancestors to kill them. It's kind of a messed up easter egg! 😅 Like, did Sanzaru ever look up what happened to them in the first games? I think Clockwerk killed them or something right?"

Confessed by: Anonymous

#Sly Cooper #Thieves in Time #Clockwerk #Gaming #Confessions

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"I can't get over how great of a character Tennessee Kid Cooper is. He's definitely the highlight of Sly 4. I wish we could have more content of him, and I would have loved to see some early concept art of him to see what his other designs were or something."

Confessed by: Anonymous

#Sly Cooper #Tennessee Kid Cooper #Thieves in Time #Gaming #Confessions

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"We all know how bad the belly dance was, but I don't see many people discuss how much of an ass Bentley was in this specific level. He got Carmelita's measurements, the fabric, and not only that, he most likely started making the outfit when she wasn't looking or in private, since she would have been in the hideout that whole time. So he purposely waits to tell her until it's time to execute the plan, where it's too late to make any changes so she has no choice but to do it (knowing she wouldn't want to do it btw). I hate this because it would have been way better and saved a lot of time if they just got Salim to hire a belly dancer."

Confessed by: Anonymous

#Sly Cooper #Bentley #Carmelita Fox #Thieves in Time #Gaming #Confessions

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Here's another silly one:

#sly cooper #the murray #polls

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"This may be a controversial opinion, but I think Sir Galleth's 2D design is much better than his 3D design. His beard looks slapped on last minute, whereas in his 2D design it looks more natural and fits the world and time."

Confessed by: Anonymous

#Sly Cooper #Sir Galleth #Thieves in Time #Gaming #Confessions

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"I like to think that Sly Cooper carried out more than a few solo heists on his own. Offscreen (obviously)."

Confessed by: Anonymous

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"Not gonna lie, Carmelita Fox was my first fictional crush alongside Captain Amilia from Treasure Planet and Master Tigress from Kung Fu Panda (It seems I have a type)"

Confessed by: Anonymous

(My brother in Christ, you are a furry. And also a bottom. ~Mod)

#no shame bro I am also both of those things #Sly Cooper #Carmelita Fox #Treasure Planet #Captain Amelia #Kung Fu Panda #Tigress #Gaming #Confessions #Mod Responds

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"I wish the real Clockwerk "woke up" at some point in Sly 2 and that even if Neyla still tried to take Clockwerk's body for her own that Clockwerk would have taken control back and we could have actually heard them fighting for control. Like imagine the terror Neyla would feel once Clockwerk woke back up and she realizes her life is in more danger now than ever before."

Confessed by: Anonymous

#Sly Cooper #Constable Neyla #Clockwerk #Sly 2: Band of Thieves #Gaming #Confessions

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While @inspector-montoya-fox and I work on our Sly 2 discussion, here's a silly highlight from our episode on the first game!

(You can find the podcast on YouTube under the name Safehouse Chats!)

#i am WHEEZING i never noticed this #the gang shares one braincell when it comes to travel #sly cooper

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#sly cooper #boop #BOOP ME BOOP ME THIS IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY LOL #polls

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#Sly Cooper #Sly 2: Band of Thieves #Polls

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"There's one criticism of Thieves in Time I've never seen anyone mention - It never lets the Cooper Gang relax between episodes. No camping, Bollywood dancing, aerial tours of Holland, photos for Carmelita, or anything else like that. 's too focused on the plot, and rarely lets the characters breathe, or feel a sense of victory."

Confessed by: Anonymous

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"Many fans have wondered what Sly Cooper and Carmelita’s hypothetical child or children would be like. Speaking as a fan of The Bad Guys, Diane Foxington is right there, just saying. She’s pretty damn close to both. Except she’s not a cop, but still. (It makes sense in my mind)."

Confessed by: dougielombax

#Sly Cooper #Carmelita Fox #The Bad Guys #Diane Foxington #Gaming #Confessions

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"Carmelita Fox is sexy, in any version from the first game to the 4th, I am heavily attracted to her!"

Confessed by: Anonymous

Art by Vixcoon on DeviantART.com

#Sly Cooper #Carmelita Fox #Gaming #Confessions