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#lets get that bread

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the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

#broom broom get in me yascar

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why is this peak comedy to me

#occasionally paying taxes like a true adult

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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

#spn #benny

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dolores abernathy is just bender from futurama. Discuss.

Bonus:

#bender bending rodriguez

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#4:35 sorry traffic was crazy

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some kind of a moodboard

#moodboard

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I hate it when I’m trying to look up a good golem recipe and the rabbi prefaces it with ten paragraphs about his life in 17th-century Prague. Like, I feel for you, Maharal, but there are anti-semites going unsuplexed while I’m searching for the ingredient list

#golem of prague but made out of carved butter

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Seal gets surprised with a giant ice fish cake on his 31st birthday

#things I want to pet

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Keep on trolling in the free world

#its called fashion sister look it up

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#cryptonomicon

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#bimothy #and his equally absurd friend bimothan

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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

#the lesser of two weevils #master and commander

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I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

#eldritch vibes

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#lieutenant sanders #test that assumption at your earliest convenience

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welcome to the super hellsite (derogatory)

#spn

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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

#lotr #and my axe body spray