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Jegulily
but Regulus and Lily have already been dating for a whole year and no one knew about it
and they knew James had a thing for Lily but they just ignored it. til they noticed/find out James is bisexual, and that he also has a thing for Reg
then they're like well hello
and they make a bet to repeatedly get accidentally caught snogging by James to see how long it'll take before he just expires
or begs
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anyway in light of hbo's silly new series announcement today, i am going to leave these links here
a video breakdown of jk rowling's connections and support for fascist organisers and groups (and yes she uses money from her works to support them)
article breaking down antisemitism in harry potter works
up-to-date video on the history of jk rowling's anti-trans discrimination + her new bullshit podcast
British trans support organisations to support
20 Trans POC-Led, Grassroots Organizations To Support
pro-trans donation list
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Regulus: So, you can either have my dating a pureblood but he's a guy and is against death eaters or you can have me dating a girl but she's a muggleborn and is also against death eaters...
Regs Parents: ..niether
Regulus: so... I'm dating both of them.
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Regulus who has a complicated relationship with his sexuality because he swears up and down he’s gay until one day he falls in love with the beautiful woman that is Lily Evans and he doesn’t know what to do with himself
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James, on a table in the common room: ...and that's why Armenia beat Bolivia in '52. Now, if Choque had used a different chaser arrangement, say The Prague Square, that gave them more support in the fore-field...
Remus: Is he done yet? Its been almost 40 minutes.
Lily, staring at James: Has it really? I hadn't noticed.
......
Later, at Slug Club.
Regulus: ...it's like with wand woods, they all have specific properties. A dogwood broom is good for explosive bursts of speed and sharp turns, but not for more controlled manouvers. Now, mahogany...
Lily: *chin resting on hands watching*
Lily, catching herself: This isn't my type, right? No. Surely that's not what's happening...
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Jegulily fic where the boys try to help James come up with (overcomplicated) plots and romantic gestures to flirt with Lily, but James secretly uses half the ideas on Reg as well.
Bonus points if Reg and Lily are both aware of this and start working together to outplay him every time.
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the first time regulus thought of a relationship…
jegulily headcannon time
the first time regulus thought of being in a relationship was one time he saw lily painting her nails as james (tried) to braid her hair . he had been talking about a book with remus in the griffindor common room , and he couldn’t stop staring
“ oh them ? they are always this annoyingly adorable , you just get used to it after a while ” he remembered remus telling him . regulus just nodded
that night , he’d have a dream . it had been about james and lily , in the common room doing exactly the same thing as earlier , but regulus had been there too . he had been painting lily’s nails and talking with them , and it sounded so right . he couldn’t believe it . james finished , kissing her cheek and moving to cuddle with regulus . and it felt perfect
when he woke up , he felt his heart racing . he was so nervous and he went to the only people he could go to ; barty , evan , pandora and dorcas
he was so relieved when they were so okay with it and they gave advice to him . still nervous but relieved
regulus eventually got closer to james and lily , but definitely didn’t want to ruin it so he decided that if being just friends was all he could get , he would settle for that
getting closer only made his feelings harder to hide . especially with all the physical affection . regulus had never been big on touching people or people touching him , but with lily and james , it felt normal , it felt right . so right , that he didn’t even notice it most of the time
one night , they were huddled together in the couch , after most people had already gone to sleep . they were discussing something when regulus let out a quiet yawn
“ tired , love ? ” lily asked , pet name slipping without any of them noticing . he just nodded , slightly blushing
“ we can go to my dorm ” offered james , knowing that regulus had been sleeping in the common room for a few days , not wanting to go back to the slytherin common room “ pete is gone for a while so he have an extra bed , we can put them together if you want ”
“ alright ” regulus nodded as lily smiled and hugged james , also nodding
lily was the first to stand , regulus’ hand and pulling him up and james stood up quickly after , moving in between them and wrapping one arms around each of their waists , kissing their cheeks
they walked off to the dorm . when they got there , they pushed the beds together , regulus’ heart beating faster as he got nervous
“ g’ night love ” james kissed lily good night , turning and doing the same with regulus , walking to the bed
regulus froze , wide eyed . james did the same and he stared apologizing profusely , lily standing there , not sure what to do
“ did you mean to do that ” he managed to squeak out , blushing
“ i- well- not unless- yes ” james stuttered , sighing in the end , looking down at the floor . lily walked over and grabbed his hand “ we both have ” she added quietly
“ i have too ” regulus confessed , heart pounding out of his chest as he stared at the two in disbelief
that made james’ head snap up and look at him , smiling . lily walked over to regulus , hugging him “ we’ve been kind of talking and if it’s alright with you , we’d like you to be in this relationship ” she said shyly
he nodded immediately , without hesitation
james joined the hug , kissing both of their cheeks
after a bit , they had all laid down , regulus in between james and lily as they cuddled
“ good night ” regulus said , lily and james already asleep , smiling and dosing off
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I have a headcanon of Draco sarcastically saying “Ten points to Gryffindor!” whenever Harry does something stupid, and at the end of the year realising that the points system does not understand sarcasm, so he, as the head boy for Slytherin, has been giving points to Gryffindor almost every day
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Death eater: we have your dad Harry: Which one? Death eater: What? Harry: Which dad? Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats Harry: Oh that's regulus Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you Sirius: Lmao good luck
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I love you and your friends so much. One of Miss Imp's headcanons is stuck in my head (about Sirius driving himself crazy over being the Best Man of both the grooms asdghjkadhj)
But just imagine. James and Regulus almost burning down their kitchen bc they were too busy making out and now in the middle of putting out the fire, James blurts out, "Will you marry me?" BC HE WANTS THESE CHAOTIC MOMENTS WITH HIM FOREVER AND EVER-
awww thank you!! love how you call her miss imp and there i am cursing her off on discord like the disrespectful child i am hahaha
but oh gods, that prompt is something else!!!
the entire kitchen is filled with smoke and regulus is coughing and crying, and then the smoke alarms go off and they are getting showered but that's doing nothing to put out the fire
now james' sleeve is on fire and reg is panicking and james looks at him, fucking looks at him with these big ass heart eyes, at the way reg is yelling and hitting james with a flannel
and he just
will you marry me?
reg is in hysterics because now is not a good time, potter, what is wrong with you?
but james asks again, completely calm amidst the chaos, and regulus goes, yes, yes i will marry you! now help me put this out because if you die before we get married i get zero inheritance!
they put out the fire and when everything is sorted out, reg just breaks out crying because he's so happy and he's going to marry an absolute idiot
can i use this pleeeeeeeeeeease? send me a dmn so i know your @ and i'll give you credit for it 😭😭😭😭💖
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James Potter is the type of guy to see his best friends brother and ask "is anyone gonna fall in love with him?" And not wait for an answer
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part 3 of the drarry wedding series! they get their kiss!! they’re husbands now!!
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okay hear me out: jegulily headcanons:
♡ none of them told sirius. all of them told remus.
♡ they create a regulus sandwich when cuddling; james on his back, regulus curled into his side, and lily spooning reg, reaching her arm over to hold hands with james
♡ regulus speaking french whenever they get annoyed and lily and james nodding hopelessly
♡ "*angry french noises*" "ah yes, i completely agree"
♡ lily wondering where her favourite dress is and james is hanging out with sirius while wearing it
♡ regulus distracting james during quidditch
♡ sirius smacking him upside the head for it; "for one, that's my sibling you whore, for two, we are not losing the game because of you staring at my sibling you whore"
♡ remus, lily, and james getting ready to fight walburga and orion every time a letter comes
♡ REGULUS RUNS AWAY WITH SIRIUS SHUT UP I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE
♡ christmas at the potters is grossly cute
♡ reg and james stare at the fireplace in anticipation for lils
♡ sirius gags at them like he doesnt do the same thing w remus 🙄
♡ james getting reg a nonbinary flag and lily a bisexual flag for christmas
♡ "god james, you useless homosexual" "you say that like you and remus arent gonna fuck tonight, shut it black"
♡ sirius and regulus whispering in french about how in love they are but their partners are just "???"
♡ lily knows how to speak bsl, so she signs things to remus (who of course knows it, this man probably knows morse code) who then translates to the other two partners
♡ *lily makes a sign* "she said she wants to fuck you both" "REMUS LUPIN I DID NOT" "i dont know why you trust me as your translator"
♡ the hogsmeade dates always end with a cuddle pile
♡ a cuddle pile with sweets**
♡ james and regulus always arguing for who pays while lily proceeds to pay instead
♡ god mornings are hell, regulus wakes up at 4am, james at 5am, and lily at 6:30am
♡ so it's just a sequence of early risers, which makes anyone else who isnt an early riser doomed
♡ "go back to bed. all three of you. do you know what time it is." "remus its 7am, we have class in an hour-" "that's not what i asked."
♡ peter and remus mark who's won the most arguments between the three
♡ peter being such a dad, oh my god
♡ "*squints*" "uh, yeah pete?" "do yall sanitize before and after holding hands?" "...did you just tell us to use protection but with holding hands-"
♡ the three all have names for the other two: james calls lily, petal; reg is pretty boy. reg calls lily, sweets; james is lovely. lily calls reg, honey; james is angel
♡ its grossly endearing
♡ "hello petal, good noon pretty boy (:" "*remus banging his head on a table* i am going to vomit"
♡ sirius and remus and peter all collectively being supportive because pog
♡ lily james n reg bein cute and gay and poly and basically living my dreams smh
《 A / N :: not sure why i never posted this one, but enjoy some drafted jegulily 》
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As a Christmas gift to myself (💁‍♀️), I commissioned the lovely and talented @mad1492 to put together some artwork for my @hdsudsfest fic, What Have You Been Hiding Under Those Robes, Professor Malfoy?
To say that I'm pleased with how it turned out would be the understatement of the century, so please, if you have some time, go check out the GIF (OH I DIDN'T MENTION THAT IT'S A GIF!?) on the story on AO3 (it's in Chapter 7) and leave some love for the artist on their tumblr and their Twitter!
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Ok sorry to post about her but I didn't realize JKR's pen name Robert Galbraith comes from the conversion therapist Robert Galbraith Heath ?!? This is so insane like What the fuck
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James and Regulus: *Heavily making out in the Gryffindor common room*
Mary: I thought at least Regulus would try to keep the PDA at minimum.
Dorcas: So did I.
Lily: They're both hot so I don't mind.
Sirius: Would you look at this book, so interesting.
Remus: That's a book on moho.
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waaaait this last thing just gave me an idea. Dumbledore was involved with the fidelius wasn't he? he suggested it or something? he also gave Remus the task to spy on the werewolf colony, which was the reason why Sirius didn't trust Remus anymore? what if Dumbledore knew or suspected that Peter was the spy? what if he inflicted Sirius with the doubts and suggested they made Peter the secret keeper? What if he really set this up????
Give Harry to me, Hagrid, I’m his godfather, I’ll look after him.
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