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so you know how there are ship weeks for certain fandoms or like, rarepair weeks?

I was wondering, do any exist for platonic/ family kind of pairings? Not even like, specific to Harry Potter. I don't really ship many characters. I do like to see two characters interacting with each other in a friendly and almost family like way.

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Harry: Sev, how did you know you liked my mother?

Severus: I could see something beautiful in her eyes. It was like a field of flowers.

—————————— (later)

Harry: Draco, look me in the eyes, will you?

Draco, glaring at him: I swear, if this is just another attempt for you to call me as pale as a mall mannequin I will have your head, you-

Harry: Nope, I don’t see any flowers here.

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Harry: *gnaws on fingers*

Snape: stop that. It makes your hands look gross. If I hadn’t known better I would think you’re a starving orphan boy.

Harry: I can’t! I need to do something other than chewing my lips.

Snape: One moment.

*sticks hands into his coat pocket and starts fishing around with a concentrated look*

Snape, holding a stick of gum: Here. Chew on this.

Harry: Why the fuck do you carry pineapple flavored gum around?

Snape: If you’re going to criticize my gum preference I might as well keep it to myself and let you find something else to chew on.

Harry: No, no, it’s not bad! It’s just an… odd preference. Thanks for the gum anyways.

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Snape: Harry, have you seen my shaving cream? I thought I left it on the sink counter-

*walks into Harry’s room*

*Sees Draco and Harry mixing it into a bowl *

Snape: What are you two…?

Harry: we’re making slime.

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-Harry, lying in bed with two bandaged hands-

Snape: It appears that you no longer require me to do basic tasks such as brush your hair and put on articles of clothing. Harry: What? So now I'm going to have to do that all by myself? Snape: I don't see why not. Your fingers have recovered enough to- Harry: Who is going to give me mini pigtails when I'm down? Snape, sighing: Do you really like it, even if I started it to make fun of you? Harry: Yes. Snape: Then I see no issues with continuing to do so.

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McGonagall: Why are you on the floor crying?

Dumbledore: This book is so fucking SAD

Snape: That's my diary...

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One of my fav Sev x reader tropes is Sev being baffled whenever the reader expresses how attractive they find him.

Y/N: I swear to Merlin you’re the most handsome man I’ve ever lied eyes on Severus! You’re so intelligent and powerful. And you are so dark , mysterious, and intense. No other man compares!

Snape:

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my telegram channel =)

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Harry: You're like mac n cheese.

Snape: How?

Harry: I love mac n cheese.

Snape: *tearing up* that's dumb.

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Omg he looks like the geometry teacher and orchestra teacher at my school combined this is a fun realization!!!

Snape sitting at the teachers’ table in the Great Hall on a Saturday morning, reading through some essays in between one sip of coffee and another and thinking how the students seem to get dumber and dumber with every passing year

With a special dedication to my dear @sevsnapes in case she needed further converting :D 

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“Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”

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Harry: Dad, Draco told me I should “pimp some bitches”, what does that mean?

Snape: It means I’m going to have an interesting talk with his father about topics an 11 year old should not be overhearing.

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Nothing beats bringing back dead characters for plot convenience lol

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Spreading the word about this and the categories!

Snapedom Awards Categories Announcement + Nominations Open!!

Hello friends!!

We are happy to announce that nominations for the Snapedom Awards are now open!

Please submit your nominations through our askbox; there will not be an anonymous option, to prevent anyone from nominating one person/piece/etc repeatedly.

There is no limit to the amount of nominations you can give per category, but the final shortlists will likely have 3-4 options so keep this in mind!

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Snape, holding a bar of chocolate: Hello, Harry

Harry: Oh no, you only do that when you have bad news, what happened?

Snape: Sirius wants to pay you a visit.

Harry: Wait, how is that bad news?

Snape, shoving half the bar in his mouth: it is for me.

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I love brooklyn nine 9 SM and also love hp so like YESSS

Snape: Albus can I speak to you for a moment?

Dumbledore: oooh someone’s in trouble

Snape:

Everyone else:

Dumbledore: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that

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@elssnart made a post about a Snape tattoo hc. I feel like he has a few, but isn’t covered in them. Here is my idea of what his tattoos are and where. Oh yeah it’s not actually “boob” its the man chest thingy (words are hard), I just like to write on art.

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