smarmyanarchist

smarmyanarchist

feminism isn't even my final form

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smarmyanarchist·3 hours agoText

anthonycrowley:

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

anthonycrowley:

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

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smarmyanarchist·3 hours agoText

hungwy:

dilact:

pochowek:

hungwy:

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

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smarmyanarchist·3 hours agoText

davidlieberman:

this animal crossing shit is crazy i stopped playing for 40 days and nights then i come back to find out my villagers have started drinking and committing adultery. theres this weird gold cow for this event too. dumb. broke my switch in half

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smarmyanarchist·4 hours agoText

headspace-hotel:

i don’t really know what I set out to do when I made these but…here. some energy to carry forward

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sailormoonsub:

This is one of those quotes that’s like “oh who said that? Thomas Hobbes? Shakespeare?” and no it’s Evil 90s Will Riker from Gargoyles

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phillip-bankss:

an object from my dream last night

it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in.
it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”

what does this mean

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cargopantsman:

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caucasianscriptures:

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

This is the only legitimate argument for the superiority of tornado country over earthquake country. 

Corrected: If this earth is going to strike us down the sky should be green, there should be lightning, and we should be on the porch going “well would ya lookit that.”

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoText

stimman4000:

*psychiatrist listens to me describe my symptoms and writes down a note on their clipboard that just says “LOL”*

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoText

shilol:

shilol:

reminder that we have the most vicious & bloodthirsty cops in the entire USA right now by a huge margin

shilol:

this is 100% real

They have been covering up their identifying info during protests (which is legal, for some reason) and apparently we are just not allowed to know who exactly is brutalizing people. A couple weeks back a journalist was arrested for the crime of recognizing a PPB officer who had covered his name tag & badge # and announcing it over his livestream. They also have been bringing in officers from different jurisdictions & federal officers and they refuse to identify what agency they’re from when asked

For Portland police to provide the name of an officer at protests, you have to give them the officer’s name first

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cecaeliawitch:

it never ceases to amaze me how ppl get life handed to them wrapped up in a pretty pink bow, and then convince themselves that they paid for it with sweat and blood

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoAnswer

For the ask game thing do all the multiples of 5

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

mesquite trees. humble, covered in thorns, burns well

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

asleep, i went to bed early

15. Do you like someone?

im engaged

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

my eyes

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

weed

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

bag full of old journals and poems

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

i AM a good!

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

better impulse control tbh!

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

not something that can be posted online

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

apparently when i’m on the phone for work i sound like a neutral new york/california accent because i’ve subconsciously taught myself how to not sound like a cowboy

60. Do you believe in aliens?

absolutely i do

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoAnswer

7, 39, 53

7. What shirt are you wearing?

my fiance’s gray star wars shirt that’s way too big for me

39. What type of music do you like?

alt rock, punk rock, punk folk, rockabilly, girl country, commie folk, power metal, nu metal, pop punk, emo fuckboy shit, bubblegum pop, indie rap/hip-hop

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

When I was like 9 and my mom gave me a fuckin bowl cut

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoText

shilol:

shilol:

pres. trump sent federal troops into portland to squash the protests and they shot someone in the head with an impact round last night and shattered his skull. his blood is still on the sidewalk outside the federal courthouse. they are not like local cops and they are NOT fucking around. they carry ARs with live ammo and they are merciless. i am very sincerely scared that federal forces are going to instigate a kent state type situation by killing protesters as an example sometime between now & november and i am very scared it’s going to be here

Video of the protester who was shot being carried away by medics while bleeding everywhere (obvious TW). He is alive but was in critical condition when he arrived at the hospital & needed extensive facial + skull reconstruction surgery. At the time they shot him he was standing on the sidewalk with both hands holding a boombox above his head


Video of a federal officer kneeling on someone while he has a seizure; they did not allow medics to help him. There is word that this person may have died but afaik that is still unconfirmed


Video of federal officers chasing & assaulting medics tending to an unresponsive protester


Video of 15 feds forcibly arresting a disabled trans person and taking away their service dog for the crime of writing on the federally owned sidewalk in washable sidewalk chalk

Full live tweet thread of the night (7/11/20) with a lot more video footage, especially of the absolutely ludicrous amounts of tear gas they used

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sorry for the long post—i am not sure how much national coverage this is getting and i really want people to know what’s going on here. they are behaving like an occupying army & treating citizens like enemy combatants

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smarmyanarchist·5 hours agoText

rainbowsociety:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

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