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Dick: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you can’t piss everyone off.
Jason: Challenge accepted. 
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Z... the singular letter zed
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
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“Did you ever think that in a past life, Nico was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.”
Leo Valdez, probably
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Pillow Fortresses are overated
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Gen Z culture is feeling like you have to fix everything for gen Alpha, while Millenials just complain, and Boomers think everything is fine. - Anon Orange Juice
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
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Gotham Tabloid: Local redhead STARSTRUCK by chance meeting with Bruce Wayne’s future daughter-in-law!
Barbara: Why do they recognize you and not me?
Stephanie: More importantly, why do they think I want to be associated with Bruce?
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you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like aight then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.
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Kaldur'ahm, or as I like to call him, the Shiro of the Young Justice universe.
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jaime: *leaves chicken wheezies in his locker*
bart:
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THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN’
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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dc when they accidentally give a character development: gotta throw the whole universe away
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The only person on Earth who loves Bart Allen more than Jaime Reyes, is drunk Jaime Reyes
Jaime Reyes
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It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.
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