Working from home during the holidays be like "Thank you for calling ____ Credit Union. I apologize for my family arguing in the background. How can I help you today?"
wish I could go back in time to tell younger me to appreciate how nice it is to not have literally every bone in my body crack whenever I move bc I don't think I ever appreciated that enough
Because dude I have so much time of loving the color pink to regain after absolutely hating it so much for most of my formative years thanks to its relation to gender bias. My friend, I realized a tragically short time ago that I did not, in fact, hate the color pink. I just despised everything I understood it to stand for.
You know what?? Fuck being dainty for men. Especially concerning food and eating.
If this man doesn't think I'm gonna finish this whole fucking two serving crème brulée by my damn self after a big meal then he's gonna learn something new today and if he doesn't like it he can fuck the fuck off. Now someone hand me a spoon.