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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Draco: If I were to say... I like Potter rather than hate him... would that make me gay?

Pansy: What do you mean by like?!

Draco: You’re not helping Pansy

Pansy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LIKE?!

Draco: Jeez ok I guess I like his hair...

Pansy: Like you wanna run your hands through it

Draco: What?! Ew! No! Of course not...why would you say that... I definitely wouldn’t... want to...hold hands with him... or kiss him on the lips-

Pansy: Draco

Draco: Huh what?

Pansy: You just answered your own question

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Harry: I’m tired on the lying Draco! Now tell me why have you been ignoring me this entire week!

Draco: I haven’t been ignoring you Harry, I’ve just been busy

Harry: With what?! What are you not telling me! I’m your boyfriend so please communicate with me!

Draco: I-I can’t

Harry: What do you mean you can’t, I feel like you’re slipping through my fingers...

Draco: Please don’t say that!

Harry: A-Are you cheating on me?

Draco: WHAT! No it’s nothing like that!

Harry: Then what is it Draco! You have been distancing your self from me more and more! So tell me, so I don’t have to think the worst

Draco: B-But you haven’t thought the worst have you?

Harry: What are you saying?

Draco, starting to cry: I got a letter a week ago

Harry: Ok...

Draco, crying: My mum- s-she...

Harry: Oh Draco...I’m so sorry, I didn’t know...

Draco: It’s fine, it’s fine I don’t blame you, I just didn’t want to tell you because if I told anyone then I knew it would be r-real...

Harry: *Hugs Draco* I’m so so so so sorry. I love you so much. It’s gonna be ok. I promise you...

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Draco: I’m glad you’re not smart

Harry: What?

Draco: Because if you were, you wouldn’t have married me

Harry: What is that supposed to mean?

Draco: I’m saying that if you were smart then you would have seen how much of a disappointment I am to have as a husband

Harry: Hey... don’t say that, what made you think that!? I love you Draco and you could never be a dissappoinment to me!

Harry, frowning: Come here

Draco, starting to cry: *Crawls into Harry’s arms*

Harry: *Kisses the top of Draco’s head* I love you so much

Draco: *Crying* I love you too

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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How Harry and Ginny break up:

Harry & Ginny at the same time: I have something to tell you- sorry

Harry: You go first

Ginny: No you

Harry: Really you

Ginny: Ok fine, I’m in love with someone else

Harry: You are? Oh thank god!

Ginny: WHAT

Harry: I didn’t mean it like that, it’s just that I’m in love with someone else also...

Ginny: Oh, well I guess that settles that

Harry: Yeah

Ginny: Who is it?

Harry: .....Draco

Ginny: That’s not surprising

Harry: And you- oh wait let me guess, Luna

Ginny: How did you know?

Harry: She talks about you all the time

Ginny: Of course she does

Harry: I suppose blondes are more our type then huh

Ginny, laughing: Yeah, I suppose so

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Harry: You look good today Potter

Draco: That’s not my name idiot

Harry: It is gonna be soon though *Gets down on one knee*

Draco: *le gasp*

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Harry: Kiss me!

Draco: No

Harry: Why not? *Insert sad face*

Draco: Because... because you’re to good for me

Harry: Oh stooopp don’t be like that Draco! Now come here! *Pounces on Draco*

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Draco: HAAARRYYYY!!

Harry: Oh my god what?

Draco: I-I think my hair is falling out!

Harry: *Snorts*

Draco: It’s not funny!

Harry, laughing: Yes it is! Maybe it’s because you put that poisonous gel into you hair everyday

Draco: It’s not gonna be funny when you have nothing to hold on to in bed

Harry:

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Harry: Have you been diagnosed with a bitchy personality?

Draco: Uh no

Harry: Well I’m diagnosing you with it

Draco, sighing: Wonderful Harry, that’s just great do I get pills for my condition?

Harry, smiling: No, you just get me

Draco: Oh Merlin, just go away

Harry: Oh so I’m Merlin now?

Draco: I hate you

Harry: So I was right about my diagnosis then?

Draco:

Draco: Have you been diagnosed with a annoying personality? Because if not I’m diagnosing you with it

Harry: Oh fuck you

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Harry: Hey honey I’m home, I-

Draco: *On top of the refrigerator holding a fly swatter*

Harry, walking back out the door: Yeah, I can’t do this today

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Voldemort: Draco, tell me, are you up for the task?

Draco: Yes

Voldemort: My Lord

Draco: There’s no need to call me Lord, dark one

Voldemort: You bitch-

Draco got it from Harry, anyways RIP Draco

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Interviewer: What do you think of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy dating?

Luna: I like your necklace, that color symbolizes philosophy and friendship.

Interviewer: Uh thank you? Could you answer the question Ms. Lovegood?

Luna: Yes, of course. Harry and Draco, I think they’re very cute together. I like them dating. I feel like they always had a connection that was not plain to the naked eye, but something deeper. They both went though some trauma at such a young age and throughout their life it makes them very compatible. I believe that they were always meant to be and they have a really strong love connection. I admire that in them and I do hope they have a beautiful family together one day. So that is what I think.

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Interviewer: What was your first reaction when your best friend started dating Draco Malfoy?

Ron: I was pissed at first, as matter as fact I still am. I’m fine with Harry liking guys but not Draco Malfoy. I mean I want Harry to be happy and all but Draco Malfoy of all people! OF ALL PEOPLE. Did you know that Malfoy bleaches his hair? No? Well that’s a bit of info for you then, but don’t tell him I said that he’ll probably kill me...wait,then maybe...Harry will break up with him because he killed his best friend! I am so smart. Sorry, anyways yeah I was mad but I had time to cool off and I’m happy for Harry and that’s all that matters to me. ...I still hate him though.

-Sometime later-

Draco: HE SAID WHAT?! THAT IS NOT TURE WHATSOEVER!

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Interviewer: Did you know that Harry and Draco were dating in school?

Hermione: Well at first I didn’t suspect anything but after only a day it was only reasonable to assume. There were simply to many clues and facts not to ignore. So I took matters into my own hands and followed Harry one night. And don’t get me wrong it was for a good cause. I’m not the type of person so stalk people, that’s more of Harry’s specialty. So I did see him with Draco that night, which then ended my suspicions. Well that’s it, I kept it a secret until they came out, I eventually told Harry that I knew all along, but he wasn’t surprised or maybe he was... but I thought he wouldn’t since it was quite obvious I knew. I kept giving him hints whenever he would leave the common room suddenly. But you know Harry, he’s-

Interviewer & Hermione: Oblivious

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Interviewer: What did you think of Harry stalking you during your sixth year?

Draco: It was unapologetically the absolute worst thing I ever had to work around. That little bitch wouldn’t stop following me around for the whole year, and of course he almost killed me. I mean I was crying for Merlin’s sake- shit did I say crying? I wasn’t crying! Ugh! That’s not the point. Anyways I hated the little fucker more then ever after that, but you know the rest. I’m just glad in the end we got married.

Interviewer: ...

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Interviewer: So what changed for Draco after you started dating?

Harry: Well for one he can finally accept that’s he’s gay...nope nevermind he can’t. No! Well... he can expect that we’re dating! Oh wait also no. Hmmm, well he’s not depressed anymore! So I think that’s a good thing! Ha ha ha... could you go to the next question please?

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Draco, in bed: *Opens his eyes in pitch black room* Harry?

Draco: ...Harry?

Draco, getting up and walking around the house to go find Harry: Harry, what are you doing?

Harry, cleaning the kitchen: Oh hey babe

Draco: Harry, it’s 3 in the morning

Harry: Sorry did I wake you?

Draco: Well I sensed you weren’t with me

Harry: Aww you sensed me

Draco: What are you even doing- you know what, nevermind, could you just come back to bed

Harry: Fine, only because you sensed I was gone, very sweet of you

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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Headcanon: The Ball

- during eighth year Hogwarts hosted a ball

- you were doing your homework in the Slytherin common room with Pansy when Draco walked up to you and asked if you wanted to come with him to the ball

- you said yes, smiling. Draco had been your friend for long as you could remember and you never had a romantic relationship with him

- next week was the night of the ball. you picked out a dark silky dress to wear, your hair was in a messy but pretty bun, you had Slytherin rings on, golden studs in your ears, and an emerald necklace. (you can imagine whatever you would wear tho)

- you waited for Draco down in the common room, but he was taking a while so you decided to go up and check on him

- “Draco?” You said knocking. You didn’t hear an answer so you went in

- Draco was standing by the mirror in a black and green embroidered suit looking stunning but he looked absolutely terrified

- “what’s wrong?” You asked. He sighed, “nothing.” Then looked at you and gasped. “You look so pretty.”

- “thank you.” You said appreciatively. “Now can we go! I’m excited!”

- You walked into the great hall, arm linked with Draco’s. You looked around the sparkling great hall ready to have a good time

- you left Draco for a bit to go talk to some of your friends and so he could too, but then you noticed after a while that Draco didn’t go talk to anyone but instead was sitting at a table all alone. You excused yourself from your group and sat next to Draco.

- “do you wanna go dance?” You asked quietly to Draco. He didn’t say anything at first but then stood up suddenly and he held out a hand to you. Smiling you took it and he lead you to the dance floor.

- you put your hands around Draco’s neck and he locked his hands behind your back. You rested your head on Draco’s chest

- you slowed danced to the music feeling content, it was nice to dance with a friend and you had a feeling Draco was happy to be dancing with a friend too

- he then said your name, you picked your head up. “Yes?” You asked, he sounded nervous

- “I-I’m in love with someone.” He said quickly and he shut his eyes tightly and you both stopped swaying to the music

- you were surprised he said this but you knew it was coming at one point but you didn’t know he was going to do it here, and so you acted like you didn’t know

- “You are? Who is it?” You smiled but bit your lip when he opened his eyes so he wouldn’t see you smiling

- “it’s-“ he didn’t say anything after that but just looked to the left

- confused at first you tried looking where he was looking but there were too many people to tell. You then looked into his eyes and followed them carefully across the room where Harry Potter was leaning against the wall with a drink in his hand looking cheerless

- you couldn’t contain your smile now, it was hopeless

- “I know, it’s ok, go talk to him.” You said. Draco’s head wiped around his eyes wide as he stared at you, “you’re not mad or-“

- “Draco.” You stopped him. “Why would I be mad, besides I think I already knew.”

- “I just thought maybe I gave you false hope when I invited you to the ball-“

- oh yes, you had a good laugh at that. “Oh Draco Draco Draco, just go talk to him.”

- “Are you sure?” He said, he looked like a scared little puppy

- you put a hand on his chest and the other on his shoulder and looked him straight in the eye, “go.”

- he smiled and kissed your cheek, “thank you.” Then he walked off of the dance floor leaving you to stand in the middle of it in a dream-like state, as you watched the two idiots try to talk to each other

- you laughed to yourself and shook your head remembering all the times Draco gave very big hints he was crushing on Potter, it seemed perfectly clear now as you thought about it, they were made for each other. And with that thought, you walked off the dance floor as they walked on

- Harry dragging a red-faced Draco to the dance floor was a picture you were going to keep in your mind a long time, you made a mental note to tease Draco about it later

- you went back to the common room. Draco showed up about six hours later smiling like the biggest goof in the world

- “hello there.” You said lighting a couple of candles with your wand in the dark common room

- Draco jumped his hand flying to his chest. “You scared me!” “What are you doing up-“

- “The question is why are you now showing up at..hmm..let’s see...at two in the morning.” You smirked

- Draco sat down next to you, you looked at him raising your eyebrows, he looked at you with his head resting on the back on the couch “long story.”

- “Is it though?” You gave his shoulder a nudge

- “well we may or may not have went to the black lake and kissed...”

- “I’m happy for you Draco, truly.” Draco bit his lip trying to contain his smile. “Well I’m going to bed.”

- and as you started walking away you said, “and make sure to invite me to the wedding!”

— sorry for tricking some of y’all 😉

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